Thieving bastardsLook out if you're coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it's not, but we've encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ... Cure ticketsCure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from | Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbas... Not what I meant by "getting stoned down the beach"<a href="http://www.kentnews.co.uk/kent-news/Picture-of-dog-stoned-to-death-on-Folkestone-beach-newsinkent31034.aspx?news=local">Some bastard has stoned a dog to death</a>, gruesome. Are there not security cameras down there? Night of the Carnival, Signore Bastardo, Tony English, Dark Matters, L