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Thieving bastards

Look out if you're coming to Majorca, the place is crawling with thieves. Actually no it's not, but we've encountered a couple of criminal signs... saw a couple of kids trying it on by the pool of our hotel, ripping off tourist handbags, and noticed ...

Cure tickets

Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from | Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbas...

Not what I meant by "getting stoned down the beach"

Some bastard has stoned a dog to death, gruesome. Are there not security cameras down there?

Night of the Carnival, Signore Bastardo, Tony English, Dark Matters, L