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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Free bonus bit of decoration</title>
		<description>Got decorators in right now, finally getting our earthquake damage done, and they've done a nice job so far. They just came back for a couple of hours finishing off today, and one of them confessed that he'd broken one of our pictures. &quot;No problem, w... </description>
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		<category>beatles</category>
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		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
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		<category>birthdays</category>
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		<category>hotels</category>
		<category>1970s</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10404/The+sister-in-law%27s+waters+have+just+broken</link>
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		<title>Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Have you been to Blackpool? DON'T EVER EVER GO THERE, man alive, it was the worst place I've ever been to. A few people gave me odd looks when I said I was going to Blackpool for a couple of days as part of our grand tour, but only one person got clo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10344/Blackpool+%28being+the+third+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes</title>
		<description>Interesting pop chart changes afoot, now downloads are eligible for the chart even if there is no corresponding CD single available. As this is a relatively new technology, changes are happening all the time I'm sure, but this is quite a meaty one. W... </description>
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		<title>Number one result for &quot;Habitat Radius&quot;</title>
		<description>Was just trying to find the furniture we bought at the weekend, and all the top results are me, how strange. It's down to Habitat's website being quite bad, the whole flash interface makes it hard to index, so my pages are coming up top. ANYWAY, here... </description>
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		<title>Damn I had a really good headline in mind for this</title>
		<description>SO, went to Ireland at the weekend, and it was very nice! Here will follow my little review of where we went and what we did, and things I recommend and things I don't.Friday morning we had a wedding meeting at Lympne Castle, TOO EARLY, and too many ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3483/Damn+I+had+a+really+good+headline+in+mind+for+this</link>
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		<title>Sugarmilk</title>
		<description>I saw Sugarmilk on Saturday night at The Happy Frenchman, and wasn't really impressed. The singer's got quite a strong voice in the karaoke fake emotional style, and the band can play OK, but there was something annoying about them. The soundcheck go...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3306/Sugarmilk&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<title>Beatle clash!</title>
		<description>The Backbeat Beatles, the Bootleg Beatles and the Acoustic Beatles are all lined up for Folkestone, which one is the best? Who will win?... </description>
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		<title>DJ BC presents The Beastles</title>
		<description>dj BC presents The Beastles, more mashups... I'm guessing these won't stay up long, I heard the A Night At The Hip-Hopera is gone already, though there seems to be a bit more rebellion regarding hosting copyrighted material... DJ BC says &quot;These mash-... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2516/DJ+BC+presents+The+Beastles</link>
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		<title>Big knobs</title>
		<description>Who'd have believed something so ace could come out of Cheriton of all places? As part of our &quot;Clare's bro is visiting from The Colonies&quot; celebrations at the weekend, we had an ace curry from Cheriton Balti and Tandoori, really very good indeed. Some...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1519/Big+knobs&quot;&gt;Rated 6.13/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>but this is the way of life</title>
		<description>loads of bands rip off good bits of the old grates...which is why i dont have an awful lot of time for bands which sound like a slightly insipid version of the beatles/rolling stones/led z etc etcas for londahn village being shit...this is true...i w... </description>
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		<title>Irish Summer</title>
		<description>Right, not only am I sorting out a summer trip to Dublin, but forget not - a little bit of Ireland is coming to me this year, in the form of The Fleadh.You know already that some ace names like Bob Dylan and Billy Bragg are playing, so in today's mis... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7935/Irish+Summer</link>
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		<title>RE: hello back</title>
		<description>I'm back again too - wasn't able to post for over a week, but now it seems to be working again. I'm at an internet place near Tottenham Court Road, &quot;Eight Days a Week&quot; by the Beatles is playing in the background.</description>
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		<title>Q Magazine's best gigs ever</title>
		<description>Here's something that's wound me up hugely, Q Magazine's &quot;Top 100 gigs of all time&quot;, the top ten of which were in today's Evening Standard:Radiohead Glastonbury 1997Nirvana Reading 1992Oasis Knebworth 1996Coldplay V2003Brian Wilson Royal Festival Hal... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1315/Q+Magazine%27s+best+gigs+ever</link>
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		<title>When do the Macca tickets go on sale then?</title>
		<description>My chums were just talking the other day about ticking off the big names gig style, and we said we'd have to see Paul McCartney when we next got the chance... and lo and behold a tour is announced! He's going to do a set chock full of Beatles tracks,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7690/When+do+the+Macca+tickets+go+on+sale+then%3F</link>
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		<title>Robbie is the best selling artist EVER!</title>
		<description>Robbie Millions sold out 700,000 tickets in six hours at the weekend (according to a paper I found on the train) this makes him officially 7 times better than Elvis, The Beatles, The Stone Roses and Kiss all squished together.There appear to be ticke... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7118/Robbie+is+the+best+selling+artist+EVER%21</link>
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		<title>Got New Years sorted?</title>
		<description>There's a monster mash up at the Monarch AND the Enterprise, so if you're coming to London, come along - 1 ticket / 2 venues / 4 rooms / 10 quid! Featuring: Classic Guitar Cuts from the 60’s to 90’s [Beatles, Bowie, Blondie, Blur, etc], Indie Favouri... </description>
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		<title>Free Dancing Tha Neet!</title>
		<description>After all the gripes about popEx's &quot;new&quot; commercial direction, some people seem to be under the impression that it's possible to &quot;buy&quot; front page news with big bribes. I'd like to take this opportunity to STAMP THESE SCURRILOUS LIES OUT.Tomorrow nigh... </description>
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		<title>Some REVIEWS</title>
		<description>South - Paint The Silence (single)Starting off a bit like Doves, yeah yeah, then a bit of Beta Band creeps in, then before you realise it, we have the Stone Roses! They're not copyists or anything, but this title track has a massive loopy, dopey, dru... </description>
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		<title>Two votes in it, innit - Imagine wins</title>
		<description>Here's the top ten &quot;best number one singles ever&quot;, the latest in a ceaseless series of charts - just the kind of thing we love here at PopEx... Imagine - John Lennon Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen Hey Jude - The Beatles Dancing Queen - Abba Every Breath Y... </description>
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		<title>John Lennon in &quot;dead&quot; shocker</title>
		<description>The music industry was ROCKED today by the shock death of John Lennon, brought down by an assassin's bullet after signing an autograph.There is no suggestion this is a publicity stunt to promote &quot;The Beatles&quot; new album, currently riding high at the t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6684/John+Lennon+in+%22dead%22+shocker</link>
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		<title>Day of Lists, Part Two</title>
		<description>David Bowie heads up the results of a survey carried out by NME, where they've asked various modern young people's pop &quot;artistes&quot; who their biggest influences were... Mazza Manson and Radiohead went for Bowie...Second only to Bowie are The Beatles, b... </description>
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		<title>Day of LISTS, part one</title>
		<description>OASIS have headed up an entirely arbitrary new chart in today's Metro newspaper...To accompany a story about the Government relaxing the ban on buskers on London Underground, and said buskers being made to audition before they will be granted a licen... </description>
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		<title>Shot through the chart</title>
		<description>So, this week Westlife outsold the Spice Girls by FOUR TO ONE in the album charts to grab a hold of that number one slot... Next weekend The Beatles &quot;One&quot; album (a seventy eight minute version of Metallica's magnum opus, apparently) will dominate the... </description>
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		<title>The Beatles are RUBBISH</title>
		<description>It's official, the Beatles / SFA collaboration should have been drowned in a bucket, rather than released to shops... after last week's news story LOADS of you checked the album out on Amazon, but NOT ONE PERSON went on to buy it.It's no wonder boo.c... </description>
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		<title>Super Furry Beatles</title>
		<description>The Super Furries remix of the Beatles is available at last, and sounds more complex than anyone ever imagined, it's not just a remix, it's a collaboration between Sir Macca, SFA's Cian Ciaran and producer Youth.A &quot;mad platter of tangled audio spaghe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7393/Super+Furry+Beatles</link>
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		<title>Earls Court</title>
		<description>Did they have the Bootleg Beatles again? Or am I misremembering the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/history/1994&quot; title=&quot;See Folkestone Gerald gig history for  1994&quot; class=&quot;year&quot; class=&quot;year 1994&quot;&gt;Southampton gig&lt;/a&gt;? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2097/Earls+Court&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Southampton Guildhall</title>
		<description>and the &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/bootleg+beatles&quot;&gt;Bootleg Beatles&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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