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		<title>By some bizarre coincidence</title>
		<description>My cousin lives in Five Oak Green, not more than 4 miles up the railway line from there.  He works for the TA doing...bomb disposal - and the silly train sailed right past his house! </description>
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		<title>Radiohead sneaky weirdness...</title>
		<description>Read this today on uk-indie:If you dismantle the [Kid A] CD case you will find a hidden booklet!!!!  If you find it look towards the back, there's a scary yellow faced geezer that looks the spit of Terry Wogan... how bizarre.  The artwork inside is q... </description>
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		<title>bizarre, cheers for that</title>
		<description>Is it not just that you're already logged in, the site has remembered who you are by the medium of cookies? What happens if you just post a message on a page where there's no login form? Do you get an error?You know you can't actually post a new mess... </description>
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		<title>Getting a bizarrely high number of comments at the moment</title>
		<description>If it wasn't for the fact they were a bit negative I'd suspect there was some sort of fix going on, all the staff posting or something. Is it all the ex staff who were sacked or what?</description>
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		<title>Can you help the pavement pounders?</title>
		<description>We need your help Pavement Pounders Community Interest Company, a firm based in the Creative Quarter, Folkestone, needs your help. We are artists, writers and teachers.For 2011, the year of the Folkestone Triennial, we are working on “Pride of Place”... </description>
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		<title>New Order</title>
		<description>Pissed down with rain. Crystal, Transmission, Regret, Ceremony, 60 Miles An Hour, Atmosphere, Brutal, Close Range, She's Lost Control, Bizarre Love Triangle, True Faith, Temptation, Love Will Tear Us Apart, (Encore) Digital (with John Simm), Blue Mon... </description>
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		<title>Puppetry of the Penis</title>
		<description>Another bizarrely recurring event at Folkestone. We like blue comedy, psychics, and cocks apparently.</description>
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		<title>Zoo-thousand-and-eight</title>
		<description>BIZARRE Music festival, &lt;strong&gt;The Cribs&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Athlete&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Funeral For A Friend&lt;/strong&gt; and more. We'll go if you can you get me free tickets?</description>
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