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Four tables, four prices

Hmm I suspect these four dining tables are actually the same table, but you can pay between 900 and 1250 pounds for them, depending on whether you want the table with just four chairs, four chairs and a bench, five chairs and a bench, or two chairs, ...

First day of school

So, my first day back at work after a nice summer off. So far it is just great, there's a free canteen in the building, today I had Chinese vegetables and rice and things, there was also a meaty option of red Thai curry. Now to the downside, they don...

What I done on my holidays

Well, that was the holiday then. A fantastic 168 hour long boozy lunch, we didn't do much more than get up for a big breakfast, sit snacking and drinking by the pool while waiting for our big boozy lunch, then eat and drink until it was time for a bi...

Science Museum

Spent all day at the Science Museum today, there are tonnes of good activities there for the kids. Lunch was better today, the canteens and restaurants there are a lot better than the Natural History Museum, but we took packed lunch anyway. Going bac...

Natural History Museum

Spent an exhausting day yesterday at the Natural History Museum with the nephews, first time I've been there since I can remember. They have a whole lot of dead animals there! It's reassuring that they're still not killing animals to put in jars and ...

Johnny Knoxville

just saw johnny knoxville in our canteen, he didn't try to make me eat any poo though

Nigel Havers

Saw Mr Havers while getting my lunch, he was having some sort of baguette prepared for him, and he was wearing a black leather jacket. Thursday 14th November.

Sophie Ellis Bextor

Finishing a meal with her mate (which she paid for - the advance must have been not too bad!), while we pointed at her, laughed and made generally derogatory comments about her musical output, as we were pretty pissed at the time. She was alright ab...

Curly Watts

He was getting a Soft drink out og the fridge.

Barfly Camden presents Captain Soul

Last batch of listings for the day... this months highlights are Captain Soul, the fantastic Mika Bomb and Kat Bjelland's new band Katastrophy...Wed 20th June - NME On Night #1: Tahiti 80 + Ikara Colt + Valve.Thu 21st June - NME On Night #2: Hell Is ...

Rated 4.71/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Shane Lynch

Lured over by the spurious notion that the elfin minx Lady Tara from Emmerdale was having lunch we were greatly disappointed. However Shane [talentless Boyzone geezer] Lynch was queuing for a sandwich either that or some other bloke with a pencil bea...

cANDICE from Corrie

This doesn't really count 'cos I work for Granada so I saw her buying her lunch, yesterday I saw Natalie Barnes and her real life Husband Tim Healy having their lunch too. Not to mention that woman with the deep voice from Plain Talk and I held the d...