<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11680/RE%3A+Who+is+Deanne+Berry%3F"><dc:date>2008-11-05UTC09:26:07</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Who is Deanne Berry?</dc:title><dc:description>I also spotted Deanne Berry... on mtv! She was coaching a girl to be a bond girl, on the tv show, Made!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11604/Splendid+weekend+of+comedy%2C+food%2C+double+dinners%2C+and+everything"><dc:date>2008-09-29UTC12:26:23</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/comedy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/weekend" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/canterbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/maff+brown" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/steve+day" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/lone+star+comedy+club" /><dc:title>Splendid weekend of comedy, food, double dinners, and everything</dc:title><dc:description>Great weekend. As an intro though, specifically for the people from work who mentioned they had found this page recently - at no point did I drink too much and become annoying, I am a fine upstanding member of staff. Probably you can go back to work ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11376/RE%3A+This+BBC+page+has+some"><dc:date>2008-06-28UTC07:21:45</dc:date><dc:title>RE: This BBC page has some</dc:title><dc:description>Hi, I am coming down on a coach trip on 4th July and would love to have a night amongst gay people, or person.Can you advise me of where to go please xxx</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21"><dc:date>2008-06-15UTC11:36:12</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/university" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/college" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/university" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/course" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/free" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/ucf" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/business" /><dc:title>An opportunity to learn @ the University Centre Folkestone for free!</dc:title><dc:description>Step up to Business is a Short course (18hours) which will provide an enjoyable and lively look at business and enterprise.Learners will learn the basic of business. Ideal for those considering a start-up or just to improve job, and promotion prospec...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;An opportunity to learn @ the University Centre Folkestone for free!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3102/2581233622_801fd83ca2_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11330/An+opportunity+to+learn+%40+the+University+Centre+Folkestone+for+free%21&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11162/Glastonbury+tickets+back+on+sale%3F"><dc:date>2008-04-11UTC08:25:19</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/glastonbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/maidstone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/radio+1" /><dc:title>Glastonbury tickets back on sale?</dc:title><dc:description>How does this work then? Got this from seetickets.com, buying from ticketmaster would help me out, I didn't think Glastonbury tickets would be publicly available like this:GLASTONBURY 2008The biggest and best festival in the world is upon us and tick... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10760/burstin+folkestone+darts+event"><dc:date>2007-12-12UTC08:27:05</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/hotel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/accomodation" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/darts" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/burstin" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/hotel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/harbour" /><dc:title>burstin folkestone darts event</dc:title><dc:description>That sounds good, someone's landed here searching for burstin folkestone darts event. No idea what it is yet, it'd be great if it was some top players. The Burstin is the monstrous hotel down by the harbour, it's a strange little community all of its...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10760/burstin+folkestone+darts+event&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;burstin folkestone darts event&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/52/161125290_57e8bf744a_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10760/burstin+folkestone+darts+event&quot;&gt;Rated 2.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10666/Fullsome+weekender"><dc:date>2007-11-12UTC02:27:28</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/magic+numbers" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/concert" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/hythe" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/canterbury" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/pubs" /><dc:title>Fullsome weekender</dc:title><dc:description>Well I say full, full of pubs really. Friday night we stayed in, so as to have more energy for going out on Saturday. We had a trip to Canterbury in the day (and you'll never guess where we had lunch), no actual christmas shopping, but we went in a c... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10411/Ooh+lightning+strike%21"><dc:date>2007-08-21UTC06:14:20</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/weather" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/lightning" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/ashford" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/trashford" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/travel" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/transport" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/trains" /><dc:title>Ooh lightning strike!</dc:title><dc:description>No trains from Folkestone for the forseeable, because of a lighting strike over night, we do get all the action here don't we. They can't put on any replacement busses until after the school run as they're all in use. I'm getting a lift in today so I... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10081/What+a+Hampton+Wick"><dc:date>2007-03-23UTC08:59:13</dc:date><dc:title>What a Hampton Wick</dc:title><dc:description>Oh dear, be careful with your sat nav (particularly if you are visiting me from Fareham this weekend) and don't make the same mistake as this Fareham coach driver. Instead of taking a party of school children to Hampton Court, he ended up round the b... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10060/Beer%3A+not+bad"><dc:date>2007-03-12UTC12:36:20</dc:date><dc:title>Beer: not bad</dc:title><dc:description>My homebrew was not bad at all, not 100% clear, but brown and smelled and tasted of beer, so can't complain. Was a little bit malty for my taste, but I can fis that when I start on a proper recipe and really mess things up.All in all had a very nice ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9954/Jesus+and+Mary+Chain+playing+festivals+this+year"><dc:date>2007-01-24UTC11:00:25</dc:date><dc:title>Jesus and Mary Chain playing festivals this year</dc:title><dc:description>Well, they're playing Coachella, that's in California, think it was the first one the reformed Pixies played at and also the festival that offered the Rage Against the Machine,Smiths five million dollars. Does that lineup bode well for UK festivals? ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9694/Fun+night+out"><dc:date>2006-11-01UTC10:30:00</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/london" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/popbitch" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/soho" /><dc:title>Fun night out</dc:title><dc:description>I can only just face up to writing down my fun night out on Monday, where I went for popbitch drinks, at The Coach and Horses, Soho. Well, one of them. All was going swimmingly, drinks kept turning up at the table for me, and I kept drinking them. I ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8871/Top+100+best+popex+players"><dc:date>2006-08-07UTC11:58:49</dc:date><dc:title>Top 100 best popex players</dc:title><dc:description>Saving this here, the 100 richest popex players on the day the site closes...   1. Andrew Marshall     2. MuddyFunkster   3. DanMingo     4. paulfaw     5. jorma kaukonen     6. patrick777     7. wong again     8. Andy     9. boff    10. callas    11... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8309/Trains+and+IPODs"><dc:date>2006-05-10UTC10:13:11</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/ipod%2Ctrains" /><dc:title>Trains and IPODs</dc:title><dc:description>Our train ground to a halt this morning at Orpington, and had to be rebooted. That's the most interesting non-TV thing to have happened so far this week. I am still aching a bit from Sunday's gardening. Looking forward to a restful weekend... OH NO!J... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/7956/Sunday+Times+takes+the+Orient+Express"><dc:date>2006-03-27UTC09:59:46</dc:date><dc:title>Sunday Times takes the Orient Express</dc:title><dc:description>Did you know it still travels through Folkestone? Read all about it, they didn't enjoy the change in our town though...Then we reached Folkestone, got off the train and onto a coach, yes, a coach, for the Eurotunnel transfer: going round Folkestone r... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6552/Careful+with+that+message+board+Eugene"><dc:date>2006-03-22UTC10:38:36</dc:date><dc:title>Careful with that message board Eugene</dc:title><dc:description>The BBC reports that an Oldham woman libelled an MP from Portchester (where I am from) on Yahoo message boards:Ms Williams, of Oldham, Lancs, used a pseudonym to post claims that he was a sexual offender and a racist bigot.Ms Williams had also claime... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4785/So%2C+super+weekend"><dc:date>2006-03-13UTC03:20:59</dc:date><dc:title>So, super weekend</dc:title><dc:description>After my little Down Street excursion, we had a great weekend. Technically it was extended by half a day, but it felt very quick indeed... Started off giving the twins their birthday presents round ours, they turned five already, and seemed mostly pl... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3918/Los+Angeles"><dc:date>2005-09-23UTC09:14:49</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/la" /><dc:title>Los Angeles</dc:title><dc:description>So, we sadly had to leave Santa Barbara, and we drove on down to LA... Was a bit intimidated at the thought of driving in LA, I've only driven London once or twice before and that was a long time ago, mostly I've only done gentle village roads. The j... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3703/The+Bufftings+take+London"><dc:date>2005-08-01UTC09:32:49</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/pub" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:title>The Bufftings take London</dc:title><dc:description>Folkestone's own Bufftings are trekking up to London, doing a gig only a few yards from my desk! If you fancy coming to London on a Saturday, and seeing them play with Rieser (from Edinburgh) and The Yam Yams at The Betsey Trotwood, get in touch with...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3703/The+Bufftings+take+London&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;The Bufftings take London&quot; src=&quot;http://home.btconnect.com/PlumPromotions/jpegs/betsey.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3645/Sorry+to+leave+such+a+gap"><dc:date>2005-07-11UTC09:48:19</dc:date><dc:title>Sorry to leave such a gap</dc:title><dc:description>Been away for the weekend, not running and hiding in fear, we went to a fabulous wedding up in Oxford. Got The Oxford Tube there late on Friday as we were already booked onto it, and it was alright. Comfortable enough and only 15 quid for an open ret... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3633/What+I+have+done+been+reading"><dc:date>2005-07-06UTC11:42:46</dc:date><dc:title>What I have done been reading</dc:title><dc:description>Just finished Underground London, and enjoyed it very much... Haven't reported in what I've been reading since I griped about The Moonstone I don't think, I really dragged through that one but enjoyed it by the end. 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Still got plenty more to do for the wedding, acc... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1702/Whopper+of+a+weekend"><dc:date>2004-07-14UTC02:34:19</dc:date><dc:title>Whopper of a weekend</dc:title><dc:description>Well that was a mighty BEAST of a weekend, took a couple of extra days to go round Kent checking out wedding venues, so I have a nice short working week now. We have finalised a venue and it is the previously mentioned Lympne Castle. It's not cheap, ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7869/No+Pixies+tickets+on+sale+yet+then%3F"><dc:date>2004-02-06UTC10:51:07</dc:date><dc:title>No Pixies tickets on sale yet then?</dc:title><dc:description>I heard a crazy rumour Pixies tickets would be on sale this morning, suddenly remembered and was terrified I'd have missed them...4ad.com says:In April, The Pixies will kick off an 11-city &quot;warm up&quot; tour of North America, marking the first time they'... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/791/Bar+98"><dc:date>2004-01-25UTC07:10:23</dc:date><dc:title>Bar 98</dc:title><dc:description>Last night saw us drinking in the Rochester Castle (very busy, and not just with tramps and mentals) and the Coach and Horses, and then on to The Defoe (where I was roundly thrashed by Clare, and then to Il Bacio for the much anticipated meal...Seems... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/540/War+On+106"><dc:date>2003-11-19UTC10:30:48</dc:date><dc:title>War On 106</dc:title><dc:description>Exciting, seems being pissed off with bus route 106 is quite a popular hobby, saw a poster up at the bus stop today saying &quot;war on 106 - are you fed up with their being not enough buses&quot; or something... stage one is to write to the mayor and the loca... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/439/RE%3A+Oyster+Card+Fears"><dc:date>2003-10-27UTC11:18:16</dc:date><dc:title>RE: Oyster Card Fears</dc:title><dc:description>there ain't such a thing as a British Rail Oystercard, only tube stations are issuing them... a mate who's got one had problems on Stagecoach buses for a while, but his card was fine with everyone else's.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/64/Royal+Bengal"><dc:date>2003-05-18UTC02:20:37</dc:date><dc:title>Royal Bengal</dc:title><dc:description>After a very short pub crawl yesterday (couple of smashing pints in The Defoe, then no drinks in Bar Lorca, as their &quot;all cocktails £9 a jug&quot; offer turned out to be a lie, then the Coach and Horses]]) we did end up going to The Royal Bengal in the en... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5424/Paul+Burrell"><dc:date>2003-01-02UTC12:41:15</dc:date><dc:title>Paul Burrell</dc:title><dc:description>Diana's &quot;ROCK&quot;, the acquitted butler was in the Coach and Horses in Soho on the 23rd of December. And so was I!Naturally I was hanging out with millions of other celebs over christmas, but I was so wasted man, that I can't remember them all.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/2070/Castle+Donington"><dc:date>2008-06-15UTC10:13:11</dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/festival" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/attended" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/concert" /><dc:title>Castle Donington</dc:title><dc:description>AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. 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See the patches on my denim jacket \m/ &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/v/161/Hammersmith+Odeon&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>