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		<title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</title>
		<description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </description>
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		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>cocktails</category>
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		<title>Susie Dent's coming to Folkestone</title>
		<description>Susie Dent of Countdown's &quot;Dictionary Corner&quot; is coming to Folkestone as part of Folkestone Literary Festival 2008. At least I hope it's the same Susie Dent. We watch Countdown every day on 40D, so this will be nice.She has a regular publication call... </description>
		<category>books</category>
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		<category>susie dent</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival 2008</category>
		<category>folkestone literary festival</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>bbc4</category>
		<category>channel 4</category>
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		<title>The plot of a Christopher Brookmyre book</title>
		<description>OK so this story doesn't have a plot that we know of so far, but each bit of information that's eeked out of nowhere by the press leads the imagination in different directions, like a good book. Of course, this is not a book, these are people's lives... </description>
		<category>murder</category>
		<category>books</category>
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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
		<category>podcast</category>
		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
		<category>phreads</category>
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		<title>Too old to rock</title>
		<description>have my new starter at work, our industrial placement from Canterbury University for the year. He seems a nice guy, but in making conversation I asked him what he was listening to... Simply Red! Phil Collins! Robbie Williams! This guy is not even twe... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>kiss</category>
		<category>donington</category>
		<category>download</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dream</category>
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		<title>Amazon bargains of the week</title>
		<description>Not so sure about posting this up here, as last time it resulted in a lot of hits for &quot;epilator spare parts&quot;, but here we go, some bargains from Amazon... First ElectronicsSanyo Xacti Digital Video Camera (3.2Mp, 5.8x Optical) Price: £229.99 Saving: ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3504/Amazon+bargains+of+the+week</link>
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		<title>Thursday: Day of disappointments</title>
		<description>Three pains in the arse yesterday. Firstly Sky came round to install Sky+, and then went away again saying they can't do it as they don't think we own the wall where they need to put the dish. SO, got a letter from the chair of the freeholding compan... </description>
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		<title>Pie</title>
		<description>The pie was a success, in the end we went for a mixed vegetable pie from the Collins Gem Calorie Counter, and it was nice. Not a massive amount of flavour to it, but satisfying knowing that we made it ourselves....Didn't sleep at all well, maybe it w... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1679/Pie</link>
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		<title>Michelle Collins (used to be Cindy on Eastenders)</title>
		<description>Shuffling along the pavement, looking at mobile phone, looking very anxious indeed. She has weathered very badly, so have to say...wouldnt with yours!</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Jim Bob Book Tour</title>
		<description>Ex Carter USM singer JIM BOB tours again in MAY playing his usual mix of newsolo material and old Carter classics.He will also be reading extracts from his fantastic new Carter autobiography&quot;GOODNIGHT JIM BOB -  On The Road With Carter The Unstoppabl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7881/Jim+Bob+Book+Tour</link>
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		<title>WILL YOUNG CONCERT!</title>
		<description>Will Young has been invited by The Queen to perform some karaoke in her garden on June 3rd.Oh, Elton John, Paul McCartney, Eric Clapton, Tom Jones, Phil Collins, Aretha Franklin, Brian Wilson and the remaining members of Queen will also be there. The... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>will young</category>
		<category>elton john</category>
		<category>paul mccartney</category>
		<category>eric clapton</category>
		<category>tom jones</category>
		<category>phil collins</category>
		<category>aretha franklin</category>
		<category>brian wilson</category>
		<category>queen</category>
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		<title>Edwin Collins</title>
		<description>Last night it was the annual Mojo Magazine quiz, and through a happy haze of free beer, the only off-duty celeb I saw was Edwin Collins.He seemed to be hanging around the the side of the stage, and in the toilet a lot - nerves because he was going to... </description>
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		<title>Slightly Nearer the Stars than the Gutter</title>
		<description>Those bad bad boys at Anglo Plugging have seen me right (I knew keeping them sweet by adding Scanty Sandwich would pay off) by sending a copy of Norman Cook's new master work Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars...It feature's the Doors-tastic &quot;S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6622/Slightly+Nearer+the+Stars+than+the+Gutter</link>
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