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		<title>I bought a thing</title>
		<description>This is what I bought at the boot fair yesterday, but was too traumatised to write about because of squished finger:It's a valet like this one, but a bit nicer I think. It looks older than it is and I've no idea what wood it's made out of, it's been ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>pool</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>valet</category>
		<category>finger</category>
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		<title>RE: Photoshop Express</title>
		<description>Flickr already does have loads of photo editing software - they did a deal with Piknik late last year and they offer far more than Photoshop Express (in my view).  Photoshop Express is just cashing in on the Photoshop brand, trying to pull consumers ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11119/RE%3A+Photoshop+Express</link>
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		<title>Ever feel lacking in skills?</title>
		<description>I do, all my skills are in software, if the power went off tomorrow I'd be SUNK! I wish I had more hardware skills, not just computer hardware, but general mechanics and making and fixing things. Here's an interesting article along those lines from w... </description>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>wired</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11036/Ever+feel+lacking+in+skills%3F</link>
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		<title>Mars chocolate no longer suitable for vegetarians</title>
		<description>As a vegan it doesn't make much difference to me, but I'm reposting this here without checking the facts anyway:The Vegetarian Society is extremely disappointed to learn that Mars favourites such as Mars, Milky Way, Bounty, Snickers, Galaxy, Twix and... </description>
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		<title>So are we going to Glastonbury or what?</title>
		<description>I suspect not this year, as we have a lot on in June anyway, but if we were we'd have to register in advance... Weird. Will it beat the touts? I doubt it, unless all the artists' guests have to register in the same way, just as far in advance.Who wil... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>glastonbury 2007</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
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		<title>RE: Sorry, know nothing about the Blackberry</title>
		<description>your deltoids are your shoulders! tsk! see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeltoidsYou see, no one who does proper IT has anything to do with blackberry - i feel ashamed to have been consumed by the whole thing. not that i *do* IT, but you know what i m... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9211/RE%3A+Sorry%2C+know+nothing+about+the+Blackberry</link>
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		<title>Charlie's Shed - New Year's Eve</title>
		<description>CHARLIE’S SHED continue their comeback with a gig at the Lanterns in Folkestone on New Year’s Eve, Saturday December 31st.As experimental as The Coral, but as accessible as Oasis, the band’s sound is a fusion of heavy / melodic guitars, punk dynamics...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4307/Charlie%27s+Shed+-+New+Year%27s+Eve&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>club</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4307/Charlie%27s+Shed+-+New+Year%27s+Eve</link>
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		<title>RE: Splendid weekender</title>
		<description>Try this link, you have to pay:&lt;br /&gt;https://www.econsumer.equifax.co.uk/consumer/uk/sitepage.ehtml?forward=gb_cpo_detail</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4199/RE%3A+Splendid+weekender</link>
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		<title>Some would have you believe the people of Folkestone are mad</title>
		<description>The evidence cited in support would be that most locals there are firmly behind a planned shopping development, says the Guardian... I think the HMV is a GOOD THING, not so sure about Asda but who knows. We have plenty of little independent shops, an... </description>
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		<title>you wanna avoid italy then</title>
		<description>gidayjust returned from our xmas vacation in europewhic involved a stay in italy, and a long search for any quisine other than  pasta and bloddy pizza which  we tired of after 2 daysgawd knows how the locals manage to consume all those carbs and stay... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2639/you+wanna+avoid+italy+then</link>
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		<title>Michael Howard and the polar bear</title>
		<description>Excellent, wind farm protesters dressed as polar bears... was it the Super Furry Animals? Or maybe Dom Jolly?Romney Marsh is the perfect place for something like this, it's a big desolate wasteland, and I don't live there.... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2171/Michael+Howard+and+the+polar+bear</link>
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		<title>Guns don't kill people, rappers do</title>
		<description>Feeling a bit slow today as a result of last night's Goldie Lookin' Chain gig at Islington Academy, and the quantity of booze consumed thereat. Started off with a few pints in The Angelic with Creatif, Big Jimmy and Mr and Mrs Kosso, and another frie... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1604/Guns+don%27t+kill+people%2C+rappers+do</link>
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		<title>Paul's</title>
		<description>When I mentioned, a few reviews back, that Folkestone was fast becoming  a culinary wasteland I had, of course, forgotten about Paul's.  This memory lapse was in part caused by a horrible meal we had there previously.  But, that was 5 years ago and i...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1565/Paul%27s&quot;&gt;Rated 6.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>garden</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<title>Big weekend then</title>
		<description>Managed to fit quite a lot in the weekend, we completed on the flat so went round there and sort of wandered about in the vastness of it, there's no furniture in it yet. Saturday we went to Gate 28 friends and family, and sorted out the minor detail ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1365/Big+weekend+then&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Big weekend then&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3188/2725960260_6eba34a516_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1365/Big+weekend+then&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1365/Big+weekend+then</link>
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		<title>apropos of the mobiles / saudi rebellion story</title>
		<description>(This story, to be precise... a friend and I came up with a brilliant pro-peace idea.  Our forces should FLOOD the Arab world, and especially Iraq, with great western consumer goods.  If the soldiers handed out mobile phones, Nike Dunks in unique-to-... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1277/apropos+of+the+mobiles+/+saudi+rebellion+story</link>
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		<title>Rick Waller</title>
		<description>HE WAS THE MAIN ACT IN A BAR (NAMED ABOVE) SINGING ON MONDAY NIGHT, 8TH SEPTEMBER 2003. HE CURRENTLY HAS PERMED HAIR AND APPARENTLY HE HAS FORMED A BAND. CAN'T REMEMBER WHAT RICK SAID THE BAND ARE CALLED (DUE TO THE QUANTITY OF ALCOHOL CONSUMED THAT ... </description>
		<category>111</category>
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		<title>Barfly Cardiff  presents Seafood</title>
		<description>Hi, more listings, just to shunt that Limp Bizkit &quot;story&quot; off the front page...Barfly Cardiff ~ Kingsway, Cardiff CF10 3FD.Wed 20th June - ClosedThu 21st June - FF VINYL presents: Patrick Jones + guests (£tbc)Fri 22nd June - BARFLY &amp; RIZING DAMP pres... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7031/Barfly+Cardiff++presents+Seafood</link>
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