CORNWho will buy me this?... Rhys IfansSince other people seem to be mentioning things that happened a year ago... My and my friends had a bit of a beach fire going on with some illegal smokes June last year, and Rhys Ifans joined us for a discussion about Gay Dog Porn on the Internet. W... Cooper Temple Clauseo.k., so they were the support band for muse, but i still saw all 6 of them. I talked to Ben gautrey (the singer/fit frontman) and got a autograph, and stood next to Tom Bellamy (or the one with shaggy blonde hair) with-out realising it for a while, ... Cornershop/ClintonAt Regular Fries gig ligging and watching their label's newly signed band The Toes. Also spotted with ex-boss Gary Walker, most probably bitching about how shit Wiiija records is now that Gary has left!!Ralf LittleFilming the new series of two pints of lager and a packet of crisps, his bird in the show was there, but i cant remember her name.Chris and GwinnieThey were getting into a taxi. Three of the barstaff from the Hogshead (where we were drinking) rushed out after a phone-call tip-off from a pub up the road. Nothing gets past Parkway publicans I can tell you!Taking a POP at a, uh, LADYIn the blue corner we have PopBitch, and in the red corner we have annoying DJ Jo Whiley - Da 'Bitch have DRAWN a line in the sand after Ms Whiley has been treating the name "popbitch" WITHOUT DUE RESPECT.Whiley claims to have invented the name "popb... live music cultured pearlHi - just to let you know that Cultured Pearl are performing at Crabble Corn Mill, River, Dover - on Sat 23rd August - this is a fund raising event for Crabble Corn Mill Trust.Entry is £2 - there will be a BBQ, Real Ale & local cider available.The tr... GOOD holiday in CanterburyWent on holiday! Sort of. Celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary in style yesterday, went to Canterbury for a day and a night, leaving Harry with granny. We stayed at House of Agnes in the Canterbury room and it's ace, I heartily recommend it. It'... We have possibly bought another houseI said not much happened at the weekend, but I forgot... After our gazumping, on Friday we put in another offer on another house, on the next road up from the last one, and on Saturday a revised offer was accepted. It's with the same agents though so... And NOW we've exchangedIt's official, we are moving to this house on the 20th August.... Do you want to be our neighbour?This house is next door but one to us and is up for sale, the one right next door is also up to let. Those neighbours moved in after we did, I don't think we've driven them out though... There's one just like ours too, though that decor looks a bit m... Clever boy Harry!Saturday was my lie-in, and Harry woke Clare up at about 6.15. Sunday was my lie-in, and I had to go and wake Harry up when we woke up at 9.30. Good boy!Went to Canterbury on Saturday, primarily shopping, but while Clare and Harry did extra shopping ... I've had a man in todayHad my sick day disturbed by a knock at the door, someone wanted to start fitting some wall insulations. It's not some scam, which would always be my first thought, this has been ongoing on the estate for a year or so now and finally come round to us... You could see our house on Restoration Man this weekWatch it here, I didn't realise we were so close to this abandoned Martello tower... You could see us every time they did an aerial shot of the property, like this:or thisLike I said, watch the whole thing...... The Creative Players present Robin HoodThe panto! Tickets from Chambers, Cafe IT, and Barleycorn, or phone Tony King on 07790 264 108. Bring your kids it's in half term week!David Devant and his Spirit WifeA great gig, just round the corner from where I was living. Cheap booze and accompanying art exhibition.Lovebox Weekender - Saturday TicketBorn: 1985 in London, EnglandStyle: Hip-HopCheck out: 'Flex' 'I Luv U' 'Pussy'ole (Old Skool)' Dizzee Rascal TicketsThe 'Boy in da Corner' takes centre stage on his...Small World Solar Powered Spring FestivalAll over the bank holiday weekend, somewhere in Headcorn!Cultured PearlA fund raising event for <a href="http://www.ccmt.org.uk">Crabble Corn Mill Trust</a>.<br /><br />Entry is GBP2 - there will be a BBQ, <strong>Real Ale</strong> & <strong>local cider</strong> available.Hugh Cornwell15Hugh Cornwell17.50Hugh Cornwell & Band3 Daft Monkeys[www.3daftmonkeys.co.uk Cornish folk rock trio, plus Lucy Kitt, Syd Arthur and Amber Room.... Lovebox Weekender in LondonBorn: 1985 in London, EnglandStyle: Hip-HopCheck out: 'Flex' 'I Luv U' 'Pussy'ole (Old Skool)' Dizzee Rascal TicketsThe 'Boy in da Corner' takes centre stage on his...Cornbury Festival in Oxford114.99Coach to Rumble In The Jungle at Eden Project, From Various Cornwall Pick Up Points, Rumble In The Jungle - Coach 1, Eden Project (destination)On The Real, DJ Rhettmatic (Beat Junkies), Buff 1 are Crown Royale (Performing Live), DJ MK (Kiss FM / Extended Players), Spin Doctor (The Doctor's Orders), Snuff (Speakers Corner / End Of The Weak), MC Prankster, Life of Riley in Room 2, Crown Royale5.00The AcornKevin Bridges in Runcorn78.75Alistair Blackwood; Eric Tendai; Ian Spink; Dave Cornelius; Anne JamesAcoustic - In Aid Of Great Ormond Street Hospital Childrens Charity. 7.30pm &pound;5Hugh Cornwell in Manchester66.00Hugh Cornwell in Sheffield66.00Hugh Cornwell in London71.50Cornbury Festival in Oxfordshire220.00Hugh Cornwall in Salford Quays113.30"Moments Of Heaven"with Esteban AntonioA concert with world renowned classical guitarist, Esteban Antonio, playing a unique 3-necked guitar which was made in Cornwall.The music can only be described as 'hearing beyond'Esteban has worked with Jonny Depp and George Michael, among others,... Suzanne Vega in Cornwall44.00