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		<title>Oyster Cards - What a load of old crap!</title>
		<description>Got an Oyster Card update from a friend:I tried to RENEW mine by phone and after a LENGTHY recorded message the operator told me:they didn't have any record of my card on their computers (how can this possibly BE?!?) because I'd bought my card at the... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/612/Oyster+Cards+-+What+a+load+of+old+crap!</link>
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		<title>Javascript crapola</title>
		<description>Getting an error saying &quot;Depracated method document.getSelection() call. Please use window.getSelection() instead&quot;in a favelet that I've written... only thing is document.getSelection() works and window.getSelection() doesn't, what's that all about?P... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2475/Javascript+crapola</link>
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		<title>Crap films</title>
		<description>I saw a couple of films at the weekend, they're both rubbish, don't bother with them. Bridget Jones: The Edge Of Reason, rubbish. Like a shit remix of the first film. Also The Whole Ten Yards, rubbish, and needlessly confusing. Or maybe that was just... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2844/Crap+films</link>
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		<title>Crap chart of the day</title>
		<description>Part mumble mumble in an occasional series; The top ten most viewed band profile sections yesterday:&amp;#9760; Spiller&amp;#9760; Frankie Machine&amp;#9760; Radiohead&amp;#9760; The Bigger The God&amp;#9760; Les Rhythmes Digitales&amp;#9760; Abdoujaparov&amp;#9760; Ali G&amp;#9760... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6585/Crap+chart+of+the+day</link>
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		<title>Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>The BBC are a bit annoying at the moment aren't they? If they're not punking the the queen with crazy video pranks, they're ripping off the public with phoney competitions. Why not get rid of the licence fee, and replace it with a subscription for BB... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>rant</category>
		<category>itv</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10335/Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>RE: Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>Tosh.So a company they use to make programs spiced up a show, it's hardly earth shattering. And so they messed up a couple of competitions - the technology for those things is quite flakey and no-one was hugely out of pocket like they were on Richard... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10338/RE:+Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>Crap Town!!</title>
		<description>Folkestone's so depressingly shit, kids are even coming from Bridgend to hang themselves.</description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10986/Crap+Town!!</link>
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		<title>Drinking and driving</title>
		<description>A ten man bike powered mobile bar. Looks like something they built on Scrapheap Challenge recently:From pubcrawler.uk.com... </description>
		<category>pubcrawler</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<category>scrapheap challenge</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11531/Drinking+and+driving</link>
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		<title>Sounds like crapland</title>
		<description>My aunt went to this Lapland in the New Forest thing at the weekend and said it was bitterly disappointing, and then I saw it on BBC Breakfast this morning. Read Angry mum's lapland photo diary from dailyecho.co.uk and a report here from bitterwallet... </description>
		<category>lapland</category>
		<category>christmas</category>
		<category>new forest</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11775/Sounds+like+crapland</link>
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		<title>RE: Sounds like crapland</title>
		<description>Yeah, saw that this morning - part of me applauds their audacity, part of me thinks there should be more powers to lock people up for taking the piss. I'm a complex person me.Anyway, enough about skilled entrepreneurs / thieving scam artists. What's ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11778/RE:+Sounds+like+crapland</link>
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		<title>sounds like crap rss</title>
		<description>aargh, sorry about that, wouldn't want you to have to visit the site and take in the important advertising messages or anything, I'll fix that...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11779/sounds+like+crap+rss</link>
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		<title>rake db:migrate rake gems:install</title>
		<description>Trying some rails stuff, failing... I want to use oauth, trying to install the gems, it seems to be mostly working, but not. Run some code &quot;you need to install this first&quot;, install that, &quot;successfully installed that&quot;, run some code &quot;you need to insta... </description>
		<category>ruby</category>
		<category>rails</category>
		<category>oauth</category>
		<category>authlogic</category>
		<category>ruby on rails</category>
		<category>chmod 777</category>
		<category>gems install</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13676/rake+db:migrate+rake+gems:install</link>
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		<title>A recycled Le Creuset pan in Folkestone</title>
		<description>Here, Cube Metal Recycling in Folkestone are selling some posh scrap metal, a Le Creuset casserole, and also this Le Creuset Skillet. Starting price nearly twenty quid though.... </description>
		<category>le creuset</category>
		<category>scrap metal</category>
		<category>metal recycling</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14333/A+recycled+Le+Creuset+pan+in+Folkestone</link>
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