<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/78/Stoke+Newington+car+crash"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Stoke Newington car crash</dc:title><dc:description>More local news now, there's a car gone into a lamp post at the end of &lt;strong&gt;Manor Road&lt;/strong&gt;, we get a lot of joy riders round here... might take a picture of it tomorrow, it's quite a twatting...</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/428/Datbase+crash"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Datbase crash</dc:title><dc:description>These are happening more and more frequently these days, but this is the first time that the database has crashed and I've really lost data... the punter.MYD file deleted itself somehow on the crash, that is where all punter data is stored, nightmare... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/675/IPOD+Crash"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/ipod" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/exercise+bike" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/javascript" /><dc:title>IPOD Crash</dc:title><dc:description>Seem to have bummed my IPOD, by loading too much into the &quot;notes&quot; folder, possibly too many subdirectories, all a result of trying to archive this site on it... it worked before I tried to split it up into sub folders, and made great (but obviously v... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/867/Car+crash"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Car crash</dc:title><dc:description>Got held up on the 106 home last night, by an accident outside the Rose and Crown... I would swear it was that coughing major from &quot;Who Wants to be a Millionaire?&quot; who had driven into the side of a taxi... the cab driver was getting quite aggy, but t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1772/Folkestone+property+crash!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Folkestone property crash!</dc:title><dc:description>Was a bit concerned to spot that a flat next door was up for sale for less than we paid for ours, is this the start of the supposed fall in prices? Luckily, no, just checked the details and it's smaller than ours and not fully double glazed, so it lo... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5476/crashland"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>crashland</dc:title><dc:description>week before last, rehersing new material, eating pot noodles and wearing odd hats </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6354/that+man+from+crash+convention!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/celebrity" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/stalking" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/stalking+heads" /><dc:title>that man from crash convention!</dc:title><dc:description>he was very, very, very drunk.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;...good sales man though :P</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7489/New+Single+and+Album"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>New Single and Album</dc:title><dc:description>New Crashland single, &quot;Modern Animal&quot; and according to fan and valued punter Brian Clifford &quot;It's ACE&quot;...The b-sides are a new song called &quot;Underachiever&quot; and a cover of Blondie's &quot;Hanging on the Telephone&quot;The new album - to be called Glued, and not ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9953/Crash%3F+What+crash%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Crash? What crash?</dc:title><dc:description>I hung on for years and years wary of buying convinced there would be a crash. If I'd bought when I first could, even if there had been a crash I'd be better off than I am now. If I'd bought at the very top of the market just before the last crash, I... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11124/Plane+crash+latest+and+insider+scoop,+from+your+Kent+correspondent"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/farnborough" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/kent" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/plane+crash" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Plane crash latest and insider scoop, from your Kent correspondent</dc:title><dc:description>Nope, sorry, it's miles away, about as far from us as you can be and still be in Kent.  BBC news on the crash here.We were in Canterbury yesterday when we saw this, in a pub of all places. We were due to be heading home at this time but someone got t... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11978/Impressive+publicity+stunt+for+the+new+series+of+lost"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/lost" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/tv" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/aeroplane" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/crash" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/accident" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/new+york" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/flying" /><dc:title>Impressive publicity stunt for the new series of lost</dc:title><dc:description>Oh no there really was a plane crash, amazing that everyone survived. I am flying on Monday. I hate flying.Nice amateur picture here, it says &quot;put this picture on your website&quot;, is that an invitation do you think, or is clicking on that meant to do s... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12967/Not+cool"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/firefox" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/crash" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/fail" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/error" /><dc:title>Not cool</dc:title><dc:description>I just slipped on the keyboard and shut down Firefox, losing a huge blog post about the weekend so far! Clare is watching Strictly while I'm on the computer, I'm scanning a load of old photos my Nan gave me of her wedding and things. Doing two things... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12988/Glad+no-one+was+hurt+in+this+car+crash"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/accident" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/cheriton+road" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/motorbike+shop" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/alford+brothers" /><dc:title>Glad no-one was hurt in this car crash</dc:title><dc:description>Car crashes into Motorbike shop, a friend said (his friend said) he saw a baby buggy in the crash wreckage, glad that turns out to be a false alarm. The accident happened at Alford Brothers on Cheriton Road last Wednesday night. A suspected local man... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13086/ah+man+having+done+90+mins+of+ripping+of+that+vid+I+think+it%27s+going+to+crash+without+saving+it+:-%28+http://bit.ly/6DF15"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/twitter" /><dc:title>ah man having done 90 mins of ripping of that vid I think it's going to crash without saving it :-( http://bit.ly/6DF15</dc:title><dc:description>ah man having done 90 mins of ripping of that vid I think it's going to crash without saving it :-( http://bit.ly/6DF15... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13181/Out+of+work+already,+a+prematurely+happy+new+year+to+you+all"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/new+year" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/new+year%27s+eve" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/chambers" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Out of work already, a prematurely happy new year to you all</dc:title><dc:description>Off to Chambers tonight, though I'm way tired for some reason so I could do with staying in. 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Many fire engines and ambulances turned up at one point, according to @hpoom (who ha... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/14604/HACK+DAY"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/hack+day" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/work" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/holiday+extras" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/black+friday" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/curtain+rings" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/curtains" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/diy" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/crash+weight+gain+muscle+building+powder" /><dc:title>HACK DAY</dc:title><dc:description>Hack day here at holidayextras.co.uk, like that initiative that Google and other companies have where employees can make up their own projects to work on for the day. 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