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		<title>Useful tips for guitar beginners!</title>
		<description>This is what I was after, thank you Neil and Mark:cheat - don't use every finger on every string like the books suggest in strange cramped positions.if you want open chords 90% of songs are D C and G2 bar chord shapes and don't worry about extending ... </description>
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		<category>amplifier</category>
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		<title>Frank Skinner last night</title>
		<description>Quite a good gig last night, Frank was funny and rude, and likeable because of his self depracating ways. He did two sets, with an interval, and then came back to do a little song on his banjo too. He's on tour for another two months, so see him if y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Frank Skinner last night&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;Rated 4.59/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night</link>
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		<title>If you crush it all down you could fit more in</title>
		<description>NO! STOP!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3608/3603/If+you+crush+it+all+down+you+could+fit+more+in</link>
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		<title>Matt Jay</title>
		<description>Saw Matt from Busted (or not) in a convenience store in Tufnell Park last night. My mate pointed him out but I thought he was joking, then said, &quot;Oh, it is!&quot; in a voice that was probably too loud.He was laughing and didn't look like a man crushed by ... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6327/6327/Matt+Jay</link>
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		<title>Moulage is cool</title>
		<description>because for $549.99 you can get:1 Foreign Body Protrusion 1 Eyeball 1 Eviscerated Intestines 1 Each - small, medium and large lacerations 1 Each - Compound fractured tibia, humerus and femur 1 Each - Small and large sepsis wounds 1 Avulsion 2 Crushed... </description>
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		<title>Double Competition Action</title>
		<description>To save on postage I'm packaging up two great freebies at once here, and doing a CD giveaway for Caiaphas and All One Surface, two bands connected in one way or another with valued popex punters.All One Surface's debut album is available now from www... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7864/7864/Double+Competition+Action</link>
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		<title>Johnny Marr</title>
		<description>Fri 9th Jan.Myself and Mr H had decided to go to the wonderfully named &quot;Eyeball Haemorrage&quot; at the Night and Day Cafe (http://www.nightnday.org/)Anyways, fun was being had and then in walks this man.  I look at Mr H, he looks at me and there is a lot... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5975/5975/Johnny+Marr</link>
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		<title>Aces</title>
		<description>crush that little script kiddie... also just how hard is it to find a Doctor in Stoke Newington?... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/224/222/Aces</link>
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		<title>Craig David</title>
		<description>In the Crush Bar getting ready for the recording of The Patrick Keilty show. Looking very showbizz with the crew!</description>
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		<title>Stuart and Karen</title>
		<description>They were watching the Scotland v Belgium game.  The result was a bit of a crushing blow really.</description>
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		<title>Review: Cooper Temple Clause @ Camden Barfly</title>
		<description>Lordy, have you ever seen such queueing? Before the doors were open to the upstairs bit of the Monarch / Barfly last night, there was a queue right round the bar. And then when the doors opened, the queue started moving, but didn't get shorter... wer...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6821/6821/Review%3A+Cooper+Temple+Clause+%40+Camden+Barfly&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Review: Cooper Temple Clause @ Camden Barfly&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6821/6821/Review%3A+Cooper+Temple+Clause+%40+Camden+Barfly&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6821/6821/Review%3A+Cooper+Temple+Clause+%40+Camden+Barfly</link>
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		<title>Villain of the Year #5</title>
		<description>Big business - You know who you are, trying to crush the spirit of the wee man with your lawyers and your accountants...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6734/6734/Villain+of+the+Year+%235</link>
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		<title>Send no more biscuits!</title>
		<description>All the free t-shirts are gone now, and the popEx server was literally CRUSHED under the tonnage of biscuits, chews, and other canine treats.If you want a shirt now, send 5 quid hidden inside something nice to the office.Huge apologies for the lack o... </description>
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