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		<title>Doesn't the new Engineers album remind you of the Leas Cliff Hall?</title>
		<description>Viewed from the underneath of course... hope the cover shows up here, otherwise check it out on Amazon...Tracklisting is:1. Home2. Waved On3. New Horizons4. Forgiveness5. Let’s Just See6. Come in Out of the Rain7. Peter Street8. Said and Done9. Thras... </description>
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		<title>all seems to be working, doesn't it?</title>
		<description>let's get people to move across tomorrow. &lt;br /&gt;going out now. See ya!</description>
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		<title>popbitch doesn't want it's site indexed</title>
		<description>you can turn it off, that's what I was going on about there... see robotstxt.org and popbitch.com/robots.txt and clarkeology.com/robots.txt... I want stuff here to be indexed (though I'd rather it wasn't every day), but popbitch doesn't want stuff ca... </description>
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		<title>Doesn't that last post look a bit weak now?</title>
		<description>We're allowed to leave work, but we're advised not to - our journey is two hours at the best of times, we're going to have to try and make a move soon. With Clare being on the other side of town to me, and no transport within zone one, we're going to... </description>
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		<title>Looks good doesn't it</title>
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		<title>Who's going to see Reni's new band then?</title>
		<description>Alan &quot;Reni&quot; Wren, formerly of The Stone Roses (you knew that, right?) is touring next month with his new band &quot;The Rub&quot;, according to NME:http://www.nme.com/NME/External/News/News_Story/0,1004,18306,00.htmlWill it be good, or crap?Either way, I got m... </description>
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		<title>My headache has gone</title>
		<description>Being surrounded by arguing people this afternoon has been DOING MY SWEDE IN, so I grabbed my headphones and Helen Love's new album &quot;Love and Glitter, Hot Days and Music&quot; to drown out the noise, and now my headache / earache / arse ache is gone and t... </description>
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		<title>Giiiigs, is there no end</title>
		<description>Blur were ace last night at the Astoria, much more of a mix of old and new than I expected, which was a treat as I don't know the new album. New guitarist stood like a sessionist, not drawing attention to himself either with presence or ability reall... </description>
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		<title>Does he? Or doesn't he?</title>
		<description>Not tried to do anything like this for a long while, does it show?news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/6984102.stmI think that knocks your picture of Bruce Willis into a cocked hat Mr Itchypaws...Actually I think it's more likely to be a false beard... </description>
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		<title>RE: Does he? Or doesn't he?</title>
		<description>Disturbingly, he looks a look like you in that advert, just without the orange skin.  Been cutting up your sheets and putting some home made videos on the interweb recently?</description>
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		<title>And this one doesn't sound like an advert</title>
		<description>Very fair and balanced comments, thank you very much for this. I've not eaten at The New Inn yet, but I have relatives who live just round the corner so have been there for the quiz a few times and for a drink. Nice place, as you say it's more about ... </description>
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		<title>A Christmas of sorts, and why doesn't the Whole World Cafe want customers?</title>
		<description>Friday, got properly into the Christmas season, went to &quot;A Christmas Of Sorts&quot; at the Whole World Cafe, and it was brilliant! Was not quite sure what to expect from the gig before hand, but it really was ace, if you get the chance to see A Carnival O... </description>
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		<title>Anyone got anything to say about Folkestone that doesn't involve machetes?</title>
		<description>Lordy all these tweeting and retweeting, see what the front page of the Gerald looks like at the moment! @rmtimes seems to have broken the story and we've all passed it on, and every time someone else passed it on I've retweeted them because they men... </description>
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		<title>100k doesn't buy you much of a home round here</title>
		<description>Buy the thirteen-and-a-half acre Capel Battery site instead! Secret wartime tunnels up for auction... Guide price 90-100,000. Bargain!... </description>
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		<title>bit.ly unshorten api call doesn't work :-(</title>
		<description>Here's their example oh yeah works fine in JSON but what if I want xml? That's not valid xml, so my xml parser isn't picking it up. Can't have a node starting with a number like that. Why put the value in as one of the node names like that anyway? Wo... </description>
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		<title>How google analytics asynchronous event tracking works, and why it doesn't work</title>
		<description>I've just had a look at the code, as I'm trying to get google analytics event tracking working:var _gaq = _gaq || [];_gaq.push(['_setAccount', 'UA-266418-1']);_gaq.push(['_trackPageview']);(function() {  var ga = document.createElement('script'); ga.... </description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in London</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in London tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<description>Peter Kay in London tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay</title>
		<description>Peter Kay tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in London</title>
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		<title>Peter Kay</title>
		<description>Peter Kay tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay</title>
		<description>Peter Kay tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in Newcastle Upon Tyne tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay</title>
		<description>Peter Kay tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in Belfast, Northern Ireland</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in Belfast, Northern Ireland tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in Sheffield</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in Sheffield tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in Glasgow</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in Glasgow tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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		<title>Peter Kay in Manchester</title>
		<description>Peter Kay in Manchester tickets Peter Kay returns after almost7 years to live stand-up comedy. Britain's most successful comedian is taking his 'Tour that doesn't Tour' finally on the...</description>
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