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		<title>Precision engineering?</title>
		<description>Are you a major shipbuilder looking for some machine components? How about a vintage aeroplane fan who needs some custom remade components? Structural engineering components? Marine leisure industry components? No, I thought not, but I'm thinking of ... </description>
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		<category>fareham engineering</category>
		<category>fareham precision engineers</category>
		<category>hampshire precision engineer</category>
		<category>custom engineering</category>
		<category>maritime renovation</category>
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		<title>So it's true then</title>
		<description>Gary Glitter has been hiding out near Fareham...... </description>
		<category>gary glitter</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>hill head</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11546/So+it%27s+true+then</link>
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		<title>It's Fareham, it's a squirrel, it must be the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... </description>
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			<geo:long>-1.1742</geo:long>
		<category>squirrel</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>daily mail</category>
		<category>the sun</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11525/It%27s+Fareham%2C+it%27s+a+squirrel%2C+it+must+be+the+Daily+Mail</link>
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		<title>KML</title>
		<description>Created some kml files from my pub / restaurant data on Folkestone Gerald, part of my plan to clean up my maps and things, kml is a standard that's been adopted by google for google earth and maps and things, and is possibly better suited than my exi... </description>
		<category>xml</category>
		<category>kml</category>
		<category>google maps</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11266/KML</link>
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		<title>Day two in Key West</title>
		<description>A placeholder for write up and photomap and that.[map]2008-04-26[/map]See also Day one in Key West. Done some work on my GPS importing now, even locations in the Western hemisphere should work now! Explains what went wrong with my Fareham map...... </description>
		<category>key west</category>
		<category>holiday</category>
		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11218/Day+two+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>RE: Yesterday's house hunt</title>
		<description>Hey, difficult thing isn't it?  Do you wait for &quot;the crash that might never happen&quot; or just get on and buy a house.  I think the whole market is getting a bit nervy, even houses in Fareham are selling slowly.  Interesting to see what's going to happe... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11196/RE%3A+Yesterday%27s+house+hunt</link>
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		<title>Heavy snow both ends</title>
		<description>Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... </description>
		<category>snow</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>portchester</category>
		<category>family</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11141/Heavy+snow+both+ends</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10953</guid>
		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.88/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>curry</category>
		<category>indian</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>curry</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<title>A friend's comments on the Camden fire</title>
		<description>Here, brings back some memories, though I've not been there for longer even than he's not been there. Clare was actually there last night, struggling to get to a friend's club night at The Enterprise, but the only kind of burned she would have got wa... </description>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>camden</category>
		<category>fire</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10949/A+friend%27s+comments+on+the+Camden+fire</link>
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		<title>There's been a murder!</title>
		<description>Or possibly an accidental killing, in Fairfield Avenue, Fareham. That's more Bridgemary I think actually, but I don't remember my Fareham geography so well. Off there tonight actually, will attempt not to get murdered.... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>murder</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10944/There%27s+been+a+murder%21</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10856</guid>
		<title>Vice City: Fareham</title>
		<description>Fareham man mown down by car wielding would-be assassin, possibly:A 34-year-old man was walking along Red Barn Lane in Fareham yesterday when a car mounted the pavement and struck him from behind. The vehicle responsible then left the scene.Anyone wi... </description>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>news</category>
		<category>accident</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10856/Vice+City%3A+Fareham</link>
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		<title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</title>
		<description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </description>
		<category>terrorism</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism</link>
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		<title>Captain Jack</title>
		<description>I got a ticketmaster email today to tell me John Barrowman is playing Portsmouth Guildhall... doing what? Acting out scenes from Doctor Who, or a medley of songs from his West End showdays? Intriguing, I might go if it was local. And if it wasn £27. ... </description>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>mighty boosh</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>json</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10705/Captain+Jack</link>
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		<title>Leaving finger prints behind at a burglary - BAD</title>
		<description>Leaving a finger behind - VERY BAD A burglar has left behind a severed finger when he broke into a builder's yard, police said.The would-be thief is believed to have sliced off the digit on razor wire as he climbed into the Elliotts Builders Merchant... </description>
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			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10496/Leaving+finger+prints+behind+at+a+burglary+-+BAD</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10404</guid>
		<title>The sister-in-law's waters have just broken</title>
		<description>This is a medical term that is related in some way to having a baby apparently. This means we're likely to have a new niece this afternoon, we'll call in to see her on our way to Canterbury for lunch tomorrow, I think she's in Ashford. This new niece... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
			<geo:long>1.1645</geo:long>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>birthdays</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>hotels</category>
		<category>1970s</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10404/The+sister-in-law%27s+waters+have+just+broken</link>
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		<title>Party weekend</title>
		<description>Bah, I wrote this out once already and closed the browser by mistake... had kind of a busy week at work, that's got to be a good thing, but it's meant not really any time for writing here in the day time, and some days have seen me concentrating on s... </description>
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		<category>party</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>anniversary</category>
		<category>games</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10394/Party+weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: The wedding (being the first part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Now thats what I call a BBQ!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10332/RE%3A+The+wedding+%28being+the+first+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10277</guid>
		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Quick trip to Mum and Dad's on Friday, with an afternoon off work thrown in, to be there for a fabulous family barbecue for Dad's birthday - I knew it was his 60th really. Just a flying visit, but still really good, nice to see so many people in one ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10277/Good+weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: Long weekend</title>
		<description>SIXTY</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10269/RE%3A+Long+weekend</link>
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		<title>Fareham to become a dry town</title>
		<description>Police hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r... </description>
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		<category>prohibition</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>joke</category>
		<category>hoax</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10214/Fareham+to+become+a+dry+town</link>
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		<title>Top weekend</title>
		<description>Great weekend visiting, eating, and drinking, very nice indeed, cheers. Not such a bad journey down to Fareham as it might have been, considering it was the bank holiday and traffic was supposed to be monstrous. Normal holdups around Hindhead and the... </description>
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		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>hastings</category>
		<category>rye</category>
		<category>pubs</category>
		<category>restaurants</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10200/Top+weekend</link>
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		<title>RE: Yep, just needs a bit of redecoration really</title>
		<description>Sticky back plastic and a bluuuue peter badge</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10197/RE%3A+Yep%2C+just+needs+a+bit+of+redecoration+really</link>
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		<title>RE: No valuables lost</title>
		<description>can we see the cracks.&lt;br /&gt;Pops</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10176/RE%3A+No+valuables+lost</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then?  Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence?  It could be anyone.</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10150/RE%3A+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">10148</guid>
		<title>RE: Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>He looks guilty.....</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10148/RE%3A+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>Fareham police seek man with no face</title>
		<description>Police are looking for this man in connection with an alleged indecent assault:It shouldn't be too hard to find him, just look for the man with a big potato instead of a head. I can't even tell which way round that guy's supposed to be facing. Securi... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10146/Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face</link>
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		<title>What a Hampton Wick</title>
		<description>Oh dear, be careful with your sat nav (particularly if you are visiting me from Fareham this weekend) and don't make the same mistake as this Fareham coach driver. Instead of taking a party of school children to Hampton Court, he ended up round the b... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10081/What+a+Hampton+Wick</link>
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		<title>RE: Yeah local celebrities</title>
		<description>He lives in Asford Kent</description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10071/RE%3A+Yeah+local+celebrities</link>
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		<title>RE: Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Does this count? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&quot;&gt;http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10044/RE%3A+Fareham+crack+den</link>
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		<title>Fareham crack den</title>
		<description>Fareham's first crack den has just been closed down, that's on the same road as my alma mater.In the interest of balance and fairness, I did search for crack houses in Folkestone, but I have found none.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10041/Fareham+crack+den</link>
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