http://www.folkestonegerald.comQuick query of my database, returned as xml, for use in my ajax apps 173 SMART, new Darkness tour:[quote]The Darkness @ [[Plymouth Pavilion, Plymouth, Devon (Wed 3 Dec)The Darkness @ Bournemouth International Centre, Bournemouth, Dorset (Thu 4 Dec)The Darkness @ Brixton Academy, Brixton, London (Fri 5 Dec)The Darkness @ C... 51.0800 1.1645 work property popex darkness music stokey fareham tour http://www.clarkeology.com/m/173/Darkness+December+dates 401 MESSED UP the Fareham drinking by getting there too late and missing everyone, damn trains and tubes... was surprised by how much Fareham had changed, there's a lot of development in the town centre, what has been car parks for years is now huge buil... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/401/Drinking+in+Fareham 1870 Good weekend in Fareham, bit boozy, but sorted out my best man now, it took more organising and preparing than actually asking Clare. As we were in the Red Lion Hotel thought I'd give the pocket PC a go, and it turns out there is wifi access there. C... folkestone popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1870/Fareham+wireless+hotspots 4681 I saw the Babyshambles on Friday and Pete actually performed quite well, no signs of the effects of drugs although he didn't appear until 11. In an attempt to take pictures amongst the crowds of people I dropped my phone, but miraculously I managed t... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4681/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 4677 From the Daily Mirror:BAY City Rollers star Les McKeown was booed and heckled by angry fans during a comeback concert.They claim the 50-year-old singer, recently cleared of drug charges, stumbled on stage 90 minutes late and forgot song lyrics.Fans d... fareham ferneham hall bay city rollers daily mirror curry tayyab whitechapel brick lane folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4677/Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 4685 off topic, but...Have you seen the new darksided movie with Marguerite Perrin unloading on Bush for not being a Christian? Brilliant mate. Must see.http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2700870alsohttp://www.youtube.com/?v=F_ohEkhGXC4... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4685/RE:+Fareham+makes+the+national+news+again 8577 You've got to do something with all the pigs here - the whole town is overrun with them on Friday and Saturday nights. http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8577/RE:+Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham 8575 One for my homies here Fareham nightclub Prague junction to be turned into a pig farm. Well possibly. The council keep rejecting plans to shut the club down and redevelop it as flats and offices as the land is earmark for a light rapid transit system... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8575/Pig+farm+to+open+in+Fareham 9583 This property hotspot list from The Independent is a bit harsh I feel. Not just that there's no room for Folkestone in their top ten, fair enough, but:At the bottom of the pile, in dismal 1,833rd place, is Fareham - the small town on the north-west t... folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9583/Poor+old+Fareham 9803 From Portsmouth today, in reopnse to a recent survey...Leader forces climbdown by newspapersTWO national newspapers have been forced into a climbdown by a council over stories about a survey that claimed it was the worst place in the country to buy a... 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9803/Fareham:+NOT+the+worst+place+in+the+country+to+live 10041 Fareham's first crack den has just been closed down, that's on the same road as my alma mater.In the interest of balance and fairness, I did search for crack houses in Folkestone, but I have found none.... 51.0800 1.1645 folkestone php http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10041/Fareham+crack+den 10044 Does this count? <a href="http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm" rel="nofollow">http://www.ccr.org.uk/testimon/freedom.htm</a> 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10044/RE:+Fareham+crack+den 11141 Just back from the parents, we had heavy snow there at 8am this morning that settled, probably 3 or 4 inches deep in an hour, very nice to see but a bit terrifying, we thought it was there for the duration and we'd not be able to get back to Folkesto... snow fareham portchester family travel weather folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11141/Heavy+snow+both+ends 10146 Police are looking for this man in connection with an alleged indecent assault:It shouldn't be too hard to find him, just look for the man with a big potato instead of a head. I can't even tell which way round that guy's supposed to be facing. Securi... 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10146/Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face 10148 He looks guilty..... 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10148/RE:+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face 10150 That's pretty bad... WHAT is the point of the cameras then? Surely even if they catch the guy they can't use that as evidence? It could be anyone. 51.0800 1.1645 http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10150/RE:+Fareham+police+seek+man+with+no+face 10200 Great weekend visiting, eating, and drinking, very nice indeed, cheers. Not such a bad journey down to Fareham as it might have been, considering it was the bank holiday and traffic was supposed to be monstrous. Normal holdups around Hindhead and the... 51.0800 1.1645 fareham hastings rye pubs restaurants http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10200/Top+weekend 10214 Police hope a blanket ban on alcohol throughout Fareham from June 1 will also cut anti-social behaviour in the town.Signs will soon start appearing in hot-spots across the area, warning residents about the new powers.This really does apply in pubs, r... 51.0800 1.1645 prohibition fareham pubs joke hoax http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10214/Fareham+to+become+a+dry+town 10394 Bah, I wrote this out once already and closed the browser by mistake... had kind of a busy week at work, that's got to be a good thing, but it's meant not really any time for writing here in the day time, and some days have seen me concentrating on s... 51.0800 1.1645 party weekend portsmouth fareham canterbury anniversary games http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10394/Party+weekend 10808 A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... terrorism fareham snow http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism 10856 Fareham man mown down by car wielding would-be assassin, possibly:A 34-year-old man was walking along Red Barn Lane in Fareham yesterday when a car mounted the pavement and struck him from behind. The vehicle responsible then left the scene.Anyone wi... fareham news accident php http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10856/Vice+City:+Fareham 10944 Or possibly an accidental killing, in Fairfield Avenue, Fareham. That's more Bridgemary I think actually, but I don't remember my Fareham geography so well. Off there tonight actually, will attempt not to get murdered.... fareham news murder http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10944/There%27s+been+a+murder! 10953 Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he... fareham curry weekend gps folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/Weekend!+Curry!+Spazzy+twitches!+Everything! 11525 A squirrel carrying a coconut.UPDATE: The Sun has it too. I don't read either of these papers, but The Guardian news podcast seems to have missed it...... 50.8428 -1.1742 squirrel fareham daily mail the sun http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11525/It%27s+Fareham,+it%27s+a+squirrel,+it+must+be+the+Daily+Mail 11546 Gary Glitter has been hiding out near Fareham...... 51.0710 1.1790 gary glitter fareham hill head http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11546/So+it%27s+true+then 11566 Are you a major shipbuilder looking for some machine components? How about a vintage aeroplane fan who needs some custom remade components? Structural engineering components? Marine leisure industry components? No, I thought not, but I'm thinking of ... engineering fareham engineering fareham precision engineers hampshire precision engineer custom engineering maritime renovation http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11566/Precision+engineering%3F 11914 Someone's finger bitten off this time, at Stubbington snooker club. This follows hot on the heels of the metal chair to the face. They know how to celebrate christmas down your way don't they?... fareham stubbington snooker fight finger http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11914/Another+barney+in+Fareham,+tsk 11948 Got lots of venues in Kent, mostly venues people who might go to Folkestone might also go to, Hastings isn't so far away! This one's probably been listed because of a local band playing there. I do have lots of venues in further away places like Lond... pubs hastings london fareham folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11948/got+lots+of+non+folkestone+venues+on+here 12149 Neat this needs more investigating, twittering near Fareham, twittering near Folkestone, etc... maybe I should read the documentation! Also liking the filter: type stuff.... twitter fareham folkestone http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12149/Just+discovered+%23near:Fareham 12395 Of a new development in Fareham, sorry for the scare. Though saying that I've not been into Folkestone town centre for a couple of weeks, has anything else closed there recently?... fareham debenhams folkestone http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12395/Debenhams+pulls+out! 51.0799 1.1646 private http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Fareham--Main-our-calendar-/11364.html