Two fat ladies divided by two little ducksGoogle's calculator doesn't understand bingo caller numbers... it's four isn't it? Nice to see it does Roman Numerals...... Missing FatherLooking for my biological father his name is Barry Clarke - he used to live in Sheperton years ago would be about 40 years of age now - Please send me any information that you may think is relevant to - jayde_rocks@hotmail.com<br />Much AppreciatedMore fat lookalikesPart two in an occasional series, I spotted this all by myself, with no help from Clare at all, honest:Phil Jupitus The new Bloodhound Gang Album CoverI got sent the new Bloodhound Gang album Hefty Fine today. SMART!... It's a good job shit spelling isn't fatalzoe & normsaw them too... norm was definitely there, haveing a quiet fag at the side while zoe danced around non-stop. perhaps sara cox was babysitting?Norman 'Fat Boy' CookWould have mentioned this earlier, but it was a bit embarassing. It was the other Saturday aftermoon in the big Piccadilly Circus Tower Records. I was just having a butcher's at the new Fatboy album, when I looked up to find 'stormin' Norman peerin... fat ginge on washing machine off the phones4u adshe was studying at my school just as I was basically am saying I knew her (well i didn't actually my mate told me who she was but hey I've seen the ad noiw and it counts!!)and I know how much she got paid for that ad and its bloody scandalous jammy ... Bryan McFathead(Fadden)Walking down the street about 2 or 3 weeks ago... Someone shouted some comment... Not that I wanted to see him or anythingMeeeeesh!Someone called "Meesh" in North London won the Fatboy Slim single, by being the first randomly picked punter who entered the "Zan Lyons or Spearmint" competition... A copy of Sunset [Bird Of Prey] is on it's way to you, and it's not even out until Mo... Divine Comedy News MassiveDivine Comedy News MassiveEveryone's favourite Father Ted Theme Song Artistes "The Divine Comedy" are out of hibernation at last... the next couple of weeks sees:&#9760; A new single&#9760; A new album&#9760; A new website&#9760; A tourThe tour looks... Hairy Tongue goes "Tonsils Up"The omnipresent collection of pictures of that big cult Jamie Oliver has vanished!No need to start boycotting Sainsbury's and Toploader gigs just yet though, there's been no legal leaning... According to the organisers "It's fallen over"...Hairytongu... Fatboy goes back to the beach...Fatboy Slim is confirmed to headline another free party on Brighton Beach in July 2002.Norm has confirmed that he will return to the site of last summer’s legendary party with another extra special show. This free event will take place in July 2002 o... D'ya Ken?Tonight in London there is TOO MUCH GOING ON. As well as Elastica's much anticipated gig at the Forum, with support from Echoboy, we have "All back to Ken's" at London Astoria.Fatboy Slim AND Scanty Sandwich are playing / appearing / playing some rec... Keep away from the crispsAce weekend, which I will report on later. I ate quite a lot though, and combining this with driving into work every day last week, so not getting the tiny walk based exercise I usually get, I'm noticing my belly is bigger than it should be. To compo... That would be SO FUNNYIf that's what the archbish' said when he's asked to clarify things!Father and sonSurprisingly NOT taken by an expensive professional photographer in a studio... what? OK, it's not a surprise, Clare took this, we were playing about with black and white. I'm not just being vain, I'm not allowed to upload any photos until Clare has ... RE: Thanks for that brilliantly detailed reminiscenceHi Pauly.... Sorry but my brain's a little befuddled about exact dates. However, I can tell you that it would have bee arounf the period 1970-1971-ish to around 1976-77ish? During this period I was also in a local (Dover) band myself: "Father Luke"... Been feeling a bit snug all weekWondered if I've been eating badly and piling on a bit of weight, but NO! Just realised I have been wearing thirty inch waist jeans. Take that father!Off to Canterbury today, where oh where shall we lunch?... Lovely fathers eveUp early to do some chores in town, went to Wilkinsons, I really like it in there, it is my guilty pleasure. Then home and off to Canterbury. Got treated to a lunch in Pizza Express, we had a voucher for an actual free meal, some world cup promotion.... Happy birthday mumCouldn't post yesterday something up with my website. Had a great day though, a great weekend all round. Had a huge lie in Sunday morning and headed to the white cliffs of Dover in the afternoon. It's where Clare works, so met some of her workmates, ... Fat ballsI bought some bird food in the bad weather, left one of the fat balls out on the tray in the snow, and it completely vanished... something must have picked it up and taken the whole thing away, but what? It was a small one, could have been a big bird... Ask me Ask me Ask meGreat weekend visiting mum and dad. We set off fairly early on Saturday, Harry slept all the way there so we did not stop at all. Weather was atrocious and we forgot Harry's coat so we had to stop and buy him one when we got there, oops. We said our ... Harry's second day at school went well tooHe's had his second settling in session and all was fine. He has one more tomorrow, then his first proper morning is Friday. He's sure to do brilliantly.I got a lovely father's day gift of a bookmark, with a picture of Harry and me reading on it (now... Afternoon offHarry had a nursery christmas party this afternoon, so I took the afternoon off. Father Christmas was there, he gave Harry a book. then we went to town and bought more books, and batteries and lightbulbs. That is what I did on my afternoon off.The PrimitivesWas the <strong>Town & Country</strong> still then, <strong>Pale Saints</strong> supported again, and <strong>Fatima Mansions</strong> too I think.The GodfathersTorrent Promotions / Cry For SilenceCry For Silence +<br />The Blackout +<br />Second Smile +<br />Words Can Kill +<br />Jaded By FatePaul Weller in LondonBorn: 1958 in Woking, EnglandStyle: Rock / PopCheck out: 'The Changingman' 'Sunflower' 'Into Tomorrow' Paul Weller TicketsThe Mod-father on tour through the UK. Secure your...Paul WellerBorn: 1958 in Woking, EnglandStyle: Rock / PopCheck out: 'The Changingman' 'Sunflower' 'Into Tomorrow' Paul Weller TicketsThe Mod-father on tour through the UK. Secure your...Day Out with Thomas to meet Father Christmas26th Annual One Act Festival, Fingers of Fate by Robert Crighton, Odd Ball by Steve Menary, One September Night by Beverly AndrewsThe Wiggles - Morning Show in LondonThe Wiggles Active: 2000s Major Styles: Sing-Along Major Members: Gregory Page, Anthony Field, Jeff Fatt, Murray Cook Representative Albums: "Wiggly Wiggly World," "Go to Sleep Jeff," "Wiggly Safari"26th Annual One Act Festival, Fingers of Fate by Robert Crighton, OddFat Freddy's DropFather Of My ChildrenDay Out with Thomas to meet Father ChristmasModfathersJam DRC & The ModfathersDay Out with Thomas to meet Father Christmas5x15: FIVE SPEAKERS, FIFTEEN MINUTES EACH, Fatima Bhutto, Jeremy LeggeSW4 Weekend Ticket, Armin van Buuren, Fatboy Slim, South West FourFather Of My ChildrenModfathers8.0026th Annual One Act Festival, 2010: The End is Nigh by Justin MacGregor, Father/Son by Freddy Syborn, Albert by Richard HarrisFatboy Slim + GuestsFather and Son Chip Hawkes and his son Chesney16.5Young FathersAn all ages show, age 13 - 19, please bring ID.ModfathersFabricLive, ROOM ONE, PLAYAZ, DJ HYPE (2HR SET), Pascal, Hazard, Breakage, Randall B2B Vapour, Taxman, Potential Badboy, MCs IC3, Fats, Funsta MC & AD, ROOM TWO:, BUKEM IN SESSION, LTJ Bukem & MC Conrad, Random Movement, Paul SG, TC1, ROOM THREE:, tbc15.00Film @ Quarterhouse - PreciousPrecious: Based on the Novel ‘Push’ by Sapphire’ is set in 1987 Harlem and tells the story of Claireece Precious Jones , an overweight, illiterate teen, who is pregnant with her second child by her father, is invited to enrol in an alternative school...