The perfect crimeAfter the fabulous treat of yesterday evening (sausage, beans and fried potatoes for tea AND two episodes of Lovejoy), this morning's long wait outside the office was probably due. No keyholder turned up for over an hour, so I couldn't get into the b... Psst, wanna buy a Tracey Emin?A GREAT day around Folkestone today, it was the start of the Triennial and there was tonnes to see. Number one activity was hunting down the Tracey Emin's before they got stolen. She'd cast several bronze sculptures of abandoned baby clothes that she... Got a new mobile phone arriving tomorrowLooking forward to it, I'm upgrading to a fairly modern smart phone at last. I've been on a ten pounds a month deal with one month's notice for a long time, which was a good deal for me, but now it seems mobile phones have got cheap again, so if I si...