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		<title>Only light rain at Glastonbury</title>
		<description>Some rain overnight and a little more on the way at the festival, it says here in the Times, it's hardly news at all really is it. Watched Glastonbury the movie on TV last night, partly it made me really wish I was there, but when I analysed it I fou... </description>
		<category>glastonbury</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11372/Only+light+rain+at+Glastonbury</link>
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		<title>Lone Star Comedy moves to the Tower Theatre</title>
		<description>The Lone Star Comedy Club returns at a new venue – The Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe in Cheriton, near Folkestone – on Saturday May 31st with MITCH BENN, MICHAEL FABBRI, compere MAFF BROWN and a newcomer’s act.Now the home of FHODS, the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>church</category>
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		<category>tower theatre</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>cheriton</category>
		<category>mitch benn</category>
		<category>michael fabbri</category>
		<category>maff brown</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11264/Lone+Star+Comedy+moves+to+the+Tower+Theatre</link>
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		<title>Mighty Boosh tickets</title>
		<description>Some more Mighty Boosh tickets on sale, nothing local though, I think we were lucky to get them at the Leas Cliff Hall that time. These dates all on sale NOW!Cardiff Arena, 24th and 25th NovemberYork Grand Opera House, 25th SeptemberBristol Hippodrom... </description>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>mighty boosh</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11117/Mighty+Boosh+tickets</link>
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		<title>RE: Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Yeah sorry about the London thing - when the boy gets back to sleeping I think we'll be up for it again.  At least it saved you from going three weeks in a row as Clare must be especially bored of having to travel to London at weekends when she does ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10708/RE%3A+Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<title>Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>moroccan</category>
		<category>tapas</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>gap</category>
		<category>shopping</category>
		<category>lunch</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>json</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<title>Some shopping</title>
		<description>Just went to Bluewater to try and get a telly for the kitchen (but no-one wanted to swap, hoho) and a new coat for Clare. BUT, the telly we had seen online didn't look nearly as good in the flesh, and all the others that did were more than we were th...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Some shopping&quot; src=&quot;http://www.blakesofdover.com/images/front.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping&quot;&gt;Rated 4.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>garden</category>
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		<category>pub</category>
		<category>restauraunt</category>
		<category>shopping</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>bluewater</category>
		<category>pizza express</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10006/Some+shopping</link>
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		<title>The only record I have that's worth any money</title>
		<description>Going through mine and Clare's CD's, ripping all the one's I don't even listen to with a view to throwing them out, or at least packing them away somewhere. In searching for pictures, I accidentally hit Ebay for Terrorvision's Thrive EP. And it's got... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9996/The+only+record+I+have+that%27s+worth+any+money</link>
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		<title>Updates</title>
		<description>Travel update: twenty minutes late today, eitehr track circuit failure, or track surface failure, I was a bit too asleep to hear it. How can the surface fail? Must have been circuit. Why couldn't it have been another ten mins delay, taking us into re... </description>
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		<description>Really bad and sad news about Paul Hunter, he was only 27 and had just become a dad, should have known things were very serious when his ranking was frozen earlier this year, that's an unusual move, though we really thought and hoped he'd recover.Als... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9614/</link>
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		<title>'Incompetent' Home Office let Russian shoplifter go free | the Daily Mail</title>
		<description>A cheery tale of an asylum seeking drug addict thief from the daily hate:A Judge yesterday described the Home Office as 'totally incompetent' after blunders left him unable to sentence a Russian serial shoplifter who was twice recommended for deporta... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9164/%27Incompetent%27+Home+Office+let+Russian+shoplifter+go+free+%7C+the+Daily+Mail</link>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8412/Welcome+to+Miami%21</link>
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		<title>Yeah as I say it was before I lived there</title>
		<description>Oh no, I sounded like one of those &quot;Folkestone Arts&quot; types... I loved Fresh and Wild, most people do, but I'm just saying that some people (the early adopter bohemian meeja types who lived in Stokey in the early '90s) see all chains as bad, but then ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8119/Yeah+as+I+say+it+was+before+I+lived+there</link>
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		<title>No, *not* grey squirrel curry!</title>
		<description>Bad ITV, squirrels are friends, not food! Lord Inglewood, patron of North West Red Alert tries some the shock tactic of suggesting celebrities feed our furry friends to small children:What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for scho... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7947/No%2C+%2Anot%2A+grey+squirrel+curry%21</link>
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		<title>All my pictures at once</title>
		<description>See all my pictures at once on flickr leech, or all anyone's pictures - now can you tell me how to sort out all those pictures that I've clearly uploaded twice. Straight off I can see all the Andy and Hazel in the curry house is duplicated, but can I... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4742/All+my+pictures+at+once</link>
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		<title>RE: DARKSIDED!!!</title>
		<description>I live in Seattle (geographically, just about as far away from this woman's home as one can get and still be within the US), and we're as dumbfounded by this display as you are. It frightens me to think that this woman votes, but at least I can now u... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4670/RE%3A+DARKSIDED%21%21%21</link>
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		<title>William of Orange family tree</title>
		<description>Not sure if / how any of those Windebank's mentioned fit in here, but just as an aside here's William of Orange's family tree.Our connection with that name is where Caroline Clarke married John Windebank, in the 1800s... we also have Harriet Ann Cole... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4633/William+of+Orange+family+tree</link>
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		<title>RE: F WINDEBANK</title>
		<description>Hi Stephanie I would love to swap details so that I can fill in some gaps.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;lhf63@blueyonder.co.uk</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4559/RE%3A+F+WINDEBANK</link>
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		<title>Take That tickets, slight repost</title>
		<description>This will pop up on my Take That tickets page in the morning, they're only playing Wembley sized places. If there's a warmup at the Leas Cliff Hall, we'd go to that.Metro Radio Arena 24th AprilSECC Glasgow 30th April + 1st MayM.E.N. Arena Manchester ... </description>
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		<category>stadium</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>sport</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4237/Take+That+tickets%2C+slight+repost</link>
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		<title>Mind the gap</title>
		<description>I must apologise for the break in service... following Thursdays trickery about Clare meeting me for lunch, as she says she was not alone, in the pub were my best man and some other friends, they got me blindingly drunk and we went to Barcelona. The ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3661/Mind+the+gap</link>
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		<title>Sorry to leave such a gap</title>
		<description>Been away for the weekend, not running and hiding in fear, we went to a fabulous wedding up in Oxford. Got The Oxford Tube there late on Friday as we were already booked onto it, and it was alright. Comfortable enough and only 15 quid for an open ret... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3645/Sorry+to+leave+such+a+gap</link>
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		<title>My gigography</title>
		<description>Getting there with my gigography now, a list of every gig I've been to, from 1987 up to last year. It's a natural progression from my Best Gigs Ever post. Well that's the theory, but there's A LOT missing. I have chucked in details from the big bag o... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>history</category>
		<category>list</category>
		<category>gigs</category>
		<category>blog</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>portsmouth</category>
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		<title>So The Quarter is gone then</title>
		<description>Not the actual creative quarter, just the free magazine, according to a story in this week's Folkestone Herald. The July issue will be the last one. No idea if they will keep the website going, or just let it gently expire.So, if you have a gig or ev...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3549/So+The+Quarter+is+gone+then&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;So The Quarter is gone then&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/56/129479951_df7576bf79_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3549/So+The+Quarter+is+gone+then&quot;&gt;Rated 8.3/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>mexican</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/3549/So+The+Quarter+is+gone+then</link>
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		<title>Magpie</title>
		<description>Saw a little tiding of magpies outside the flat this morning (oh yeah that's another thing I will miss, the wildlife out the back window that I never quite manage to catch on film), but they were brown. Not seen this before, thought maybe they were b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2858/Magpie</link>
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		<title>Decorated!</title>
		<description>Good work decorating elves, the front room is looking very nice now! Still got a gap to fill with skirting board, if we can match up this massive Victorian pattern. Hope ew can find a salvage yard somewhere...Great weekend too, went to Savour Aroma i...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2854/Decorated%21&quot;&gt;Rated 8.27/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>chinese</category>
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		<category>all you can eat</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2854/Decorated%21</link>
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		<title>London by London: The Insiders' Guide</title>
		<description>I thought this book from the London By London people was going to have a little picture of everyone who'd contributed on the cover... I thought at the time that that was a good scam to ensure people bought it, I might have bought it if it had a pictu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2032/London+by+London%3A+The+Insiders%27+Guide</link>
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		<title>Darkness tickets</title>
		<description>So the new Darkness tour is announced, just got these on the feed from Ticketmaster:Nottingham Arena (Wed 24 Nov)Men Arena Manchester (Wed 1 Dec)Hallam FM Arena Sheffield (Sat 4 Dec)NEC Birmingham (Tue 7 Dec) standing and reserved seating...Wembley A... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1897/Darkness+tickets</link>
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		<title> Amphithearte Gigs</title>
		<description>It says here: Julia Jones + support 7th Aug, 1pm-5pm, Soneando 14th Aug, 2pmRosie's Dumplings 15th Aug, 2pmSlip Jigolos 21st Aug, 2pmShiva Nova 28th Aug 12pm-5pmAgape Choir 29th Aug, 2pmSolid Steel 4th Sept, 2pm  ... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1827/+Amphithearte+Gigs</link>
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		<title>Q Magazine's best gigs ever</title>
		<description>Here's something that's wound me up hugely, Q Magazine's &quot;Top 100 gigs of all time&quot;, the top ten of which were in today's Evening Standard:Radiohead Glastonbury 1997Nirvana Reading 1992Oasis Knebworth 1996Coldplay V2003Brian Wilson Royal Festival Hal... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1315/Q+Magazine%27s+best+gigs+ever</link>
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		<title>The Ship</title>
		<description>Had a dreadful dinner at a pub on the way to Dungeness, The Ship in Romney Marsh. It wasn't meant to be a high-falutin' fancy gourmet extravaganza, but it was meant to fill a gap, and it failed in this meagre task.Maybe they were busy, so we could le...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1118/The+Ship&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1118/The+Ship</link>
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		<title>RE: Pictures of you</title>
		<description>I love him dearly and think he's the sexiest man alive but he's starting to look a bit like Elizabeth Taylor...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1046/RE%3A+Pictures+of+you</link>
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