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And now it's all back, what a pointless post.... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4657/Half+the+internet+is+broke! 5928 She is Kate from 'Stenders, and she was sat a couple of rows in front of us, in the roped off VIP bit at Duran Duran last night.Got a picture from the gig here, not a great one though...... celebrity stalking stalking heads popex http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5928/Jill+Halfpenny 6584 OK, lots of people have banged their finger in a door[lost some here, got corrupted or something]you ever done it just as you were going into the bathroom, so you're facing into the mirror EXACTLY as flesh and bone squishes between door and doorframe... music gig concert spearmint dingwalls http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6584/Ever+banged+your+finger+in+a+door%3F 6696 Last night I took a trip back in TIME. Just stepped through the doors and it was the early '90s again. Some people at the Forum last night looked as if they'd been in hibernation since then.Support band Big Yoga Muffin were good, but looked suspiciou... 51.0710 1.1790 music gig concert wonderstuff http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6696/The+Wonderstuff+-+Half+of 6971 Tickets for Madonna's Earls Court show (July 4th) were all snapped up within half an hour of going on sale yesterday...It's hardly surprisiong, as best seats were available for the negligible fee of eighty-five pounds.More dates have been announced -... 51.0710 1.1790 madonna madonna tickets http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6971/Big+Girly+Sell-Out 7081 Last night I watched Sexy Beast, starring Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane, and directed by music video director Jonathon Glazier. Ray Winstone plays Gal (short for Gary, he's not a girl) a gangster who's retired to Spain, but is destined t... 51.0800 1.1645 109 popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7081/An+half+arsed+review+of+Sexy+Beast 7351 Caught wind of a highly convoluted tale from the launch of "The Ambassador's Reception" two weeks ago, involving a netball team and one of the dancers from Steps, who is also a pole dancer... it's far to complex to go into here, but if you go along (... http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7351/Half-price+pole+dancing+pop+stars 7419 OK, it's fairly clear from a headline like that that the story is going to be NOTHING to do with Britney getting naked, but it should have been a GRATE and heartwarming story about her giving up her clothes for a charity auction.However, having inves... popex http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7419/Britney+Spears+gets+UNDRESSED! 7590 Nirvana, Pixies and a bit of David Bowie... they were alright last night at ULU, but not amazing. 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We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... 51.0800 1.1645 edinburgh scotland holiday david bann black bo black bo's david bann's half way house rebus fleshmarket close duke of edinburgh prince philip http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29 11080 Well I am, don't know about you, I've got Thursday off too.<br /><br />Quiet and lonely night in tonight, Clare is off to the OPERA! What is going on? clare opera work holiday day off bank holiday http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11080/And+we%27re+half+way+through+the+week+already! 12252 Have a half day today, off to The Cure later, I think I might have mentioned it. Dom and Jen are driving and they can't actually get away very early, so instead of cancelling the half day I'm taking most of it this morning and a bit of it this aftern... work http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12252/Productive+use+of+a+half+day+so+far 12625 I know it says about being especially for Holiday Extras staff, but the man in charge told me I could extend this to visitors to the 'Gerald. Get in quick!... comedy comedy club folkestone folkestone comedy club lone star comedy club half price bank holiday quarterhouse quarter house holidayextras holiday extras http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12625/Half+price+tickets+for+bank+holiday+comedy 13134 Next Tuesday he's six months old, lawks. There's a <a href="http://www.sosholondon.com/Popbitch_Popquiz/">popbitch pop quiz</a> that day. He's not going though. harry birthday half birthday six months old popbitch pop quiz quiz http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13134/Harry%27s+half+birthday 13142 Where did that six months go? Official half birthday portrait here soon.<br /><br />He's eating well, all his porridge this morning, Clare is trying him on FISH later. Does not sound very vegan to me... harry harry clarke birthday half birthday vegan baby fish http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13142/Happy+half+birthday+Harry 13226 <a href="http://www.pizzaexpress-offers.co.uk">Voucher here</a>, good every day until the end of January. pizza express voucher pizza express voucher http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/13226/Half+price+pizza+at+Pizza+Express 13478 This might mean covering my ears all day at work tomorrow too!Nice to get out of work early. I was only stuck at the train station for a short while with the delayed train and odd finishing time. Was not unpleasant sat in the sun listening to my IPOD... lost tv http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13478/Oops+I+only+recorded+the+first+half+of+the+Lost+double+episode! 13511 One year old today! We're having lunch together, then I have the afternoon off too. 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