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		<title>damaged his hand in a</title>
		<description>&quot;didn't sell enough tickets&quot; kind of way... I hate &lt;strong&gt;Placebo&lt;/strong&gt;...</description>
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		<title>Folkestone Invicta Tragedy</title>
		<description>Paul Sykes collapsed and died during Folkestone Invicta's match against Margate on Tuesday night, he was only 28. More at the BBC...... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>The Wireless Music Player: Do-it-yourself remotely managed music player</title>
		<description>Loving this &lt;a href=&quot;http://devices.natetrue.com/musicap/&quot;&gt;DIY wifi music player&lt;/a&gt;, one day I'll be ready for my first real hardware hack.</description>
		<category>hacks</category>
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		<category>wifi</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4659/The+Wireless+Music+Player:+Do-it-yourself+remotely+managed+music+player</link>
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		<title>I am Paul Clarke, aged 33</title>
		<description>and my Dad is &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/1/&quot;&gt;Barry Clarke&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
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		<title>Help The Aged</title>
		<description>What is going on with Pulp and their older material? Last night's show was Very Exciting, but a few songs were missed...They opened with one that I think is a new one, it goes &quot;rent a flat and cut your hair, get a job and I'll have a rum and coke&quot; or... </description>
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		<title>Amy Winehouse (aged 14) in The Fast Show</title>
		<description>Nice one popbitch.com.Just found this post from 2004 regarding Amy Winehouse (and I'm sure there's more in the archive), where I was whooping with glee because she bigged up my website in an interview with the BBC. It's not archived on the webwise pa... </description>
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		<title>RE: Amy Winehouse (aged 14) in The Fast Show</title>
		<description>That was on BBC3 last night as part of a program about annoying pop stars.</description>
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		<title>Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yoinks, yesterday someone chucked themselves off the roof of Bouverie Square in Folkestone, and today the end of our road was sealed off by police because of a &quot;scene&quot;. Police were stopping anyone getting close to what had happened, so a) we had to w... </description>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>Yes she did! She actually came off of the Asda carpark and i certainly won't forget5 coming face to face with her smashed on the pavement! Suicide remains the most selfish act ever!!! I CANNOT find it within my self to feel sorry for.......best to wi... </description>
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		<title>Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>An apparent eye witness has come forward to the tragic death on Friday, claiming that NO, there was not a crowd to witness the event and NO, no-one was holding up a mobile phone filming:Asd for what you've been told about people there taking pictures... </description>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I agree with Claire on this one. While I agree with idea of blogging events, I fail to see why you'd want to look back on the 4th May and read in some detail about how someone you don't know  reached a point of desperation where they didn't want to l... </description>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I Am from Folkestone but live in Dublin at the moment and I heard friday morning about what had happened - and have been searching ever since in the internet to try and find out who it was - in case I know him - and you`rs is the only mention.I think... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>Folkestone Herald has named the woman as Rosie Dunstall, she'd recently suffered from depression, and was reportedly at Wilkinsons discussing a possible return to work before the tragedy. Makes more sense than my previous imaginings about someone pla... </description>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone double death plunge smash horror tragedy!</title>
		<description>I agree, darkmoonsider. I think it is inappropriate to 'feel sorry for' someone who has committed suicide. I do feel sorrow/care/concern for you and the other witnesses (who, I can promise, the young lady had no wish to hurt) and also for her family ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11247/RE:+Folkestone+double+death+plunge+smash+horror+tragedy!</link>
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		<title>RE: Folkestone suicide tragedy</title>
		<description>I can confirm that Rosie had just come from an interview in which her return to work part-time was discussed positively. She had been treated for depression and everything seemed to be going well. It is so sad that, just when life had begun to look r... </description>
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		<title>#hamageddon comes to Fareham!</title>
		<description>Hmm, maybe not, but Someone in Fareham who has been to Mexico has been told to stay off work, just in case... A worker at a Fareham company who returned from holiday in Mexico has been told to stay at home as a precaution against swine flu.Managers a... </description>
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		<title>Me, stagediving</title>
		<description>Oh yeah this has been worth waiting for here's a clip of me on stage at the London Astoria, 1991. What, you blinked? Watch it again! That's me bottom left for a few seconds.Particularly poignant as it's GONE now. I bought this bootleg video a while a... </description>
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		<title>Me not stagediving</title>
		<description>Us at a wedding about eight or nine years ago I think:How me me me is that, finding someone else's wedding video, then only ripping the few seconds you are in and discarding all the actual lovely weddingness?... </description>
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		<title>Reading Festival 1999</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Blur&lt;/strong&gt; headlined, not a very strong lineup I don't think. I was working mostly, and managed to lose my first mobile phone that work lent me.</description>
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		<title>Revolting Cocks</title>
		<description>plus &lt;strong&gt;Godflesh&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Bomb Everything&lt;/strong&gt; (AKA) &lt;strong&gt;Bomb Disneyland&lt;/strong&gt;. Got a video of this gig, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13089/Me+stagediving&quot;&gt;you can see me stagediving on it&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
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		<title>Thurman</title>
		<description>Britpop, I thought they were the greatest at the time but it's not all aged well</description>
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		<title>Slide, Glide &amp; Ride, Workshop for Children Aged 5 - 11 yrs</title>
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		<title>Uncle Bob's Wedding Reception</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Uncle Bob's&lt;/strong&gt;, the reunion! Back &lt;strong&gt;upstairs at the Garage&lt;/strong&gt;! We will go to this, combine it with a middle aged xmas shopping expedition...</description>
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		<category>party</category>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Oxford</title>
		<description>75.90</description>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Ipswich</title>
		<description>99.00</description>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Nottingham</title>
		<description>88.00</description>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Birmingham</title>
		<description>99.00</description>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Manchester</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Newcastle Upon Tyne</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Cambridge</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Bristol</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Reading</title>
		<description>75.90</description>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in Edinburgh</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in London</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in London</title>
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		<title>Uncaged Monkeys in London</title>
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