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		<title>Eggheads?</title>
		<description>What's happened to Eggheads on BBC IPlayer? It's VANISHED! I've got used to watching it every day when we get in from work...Also my torrent speed seems a bit slow, not that I am trying to download the new episode of House or anything. New series of ... </description>
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		<category>jonathon creek</category>
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		<title>Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?</title>
		<description>Was as we expected, maybe hotter, certainly smellier than I would have liked. We spent the evening secretly wishing they would play some songs that we knew - not necessarily Darkness songs, but maybe some cheeky covers, tipping their hat to their ref...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11497/Hot+Leg+Review+-+first+Hot+Leg+Review+EVER%3F&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Hot Leg Review - first Hot Leg Review EVER?&quot; src=&quot;http://www.atproud.net/images/upload/gallery.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Ooh, also watching</title>
		<description>Heroes, new series is great, even despite the rubbish &quot;English&quot; and &quot;Irish&quot; accents... where did they get these people?Nice, that link to Heroes shows up lots of very old posts from the days of popex, my &quot;heroes and villains of the year&quot;, from whatev... </description>
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		<category>heroes</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10586/Ooh%2C+also+watching</link>
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		<title>Local Heroes and Hevy Music</title>
		<description>Local Heroes @ The Leas Cliff HallFriday 16th NovemberTickets £10Doors at 7:00pm After a long hiatus, Folkestone’s Leas Cliff Hall will be hosting a local music night on Friday 16th November, but this time it’s different. The event, Local Heroes, wil...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10574/Local+Heroes+and+Hevy+Music&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Local Heroes and Hevy Music&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10574/Local+Heroes+and+Hevy+Music&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10574/Local+Heroes+and+Hevy+Music</link>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>And another; Dexter</title>
		<description>Al says:Here's one for your diaries ...Dexter returns in the States on September 30th !!!That's series two, if you are in some way able to get American TV, hmm... Series one is just starting on terrestrial TV here, you should watch it it was GREAT. A... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10321/And+another%3B+Dexter</link>
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		<title>Frenchman opening next week?</title>
		<description>Not that I've spoken to anyone or anything, but I see these gigs coming through on the listings:Thu 5th Oct 2006 HeroesFri 6th The Sharpee's (should that apostrophe really be there..?)Sat 7th Clacket Lane TBCFri 13th TurmoilSat 14th Mary's Dog (that ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/9553/Frenchman+opening+next+week%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.05/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Backstreet heroes</title>
		<description>Just found this gallery of mild nudity, shot in Folkestone, all part of Jax face painting and body art site, a local business. Nice work!... </description>
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		<title>Blah blah London blah blah</title>
		<description>US troops ordered to avoid London, thanks for that chaps! None are being ordered to avoid Iraq though I don't think. Personally I've been advised to pull my socks up and get right back on the tube, ah well. Travelling is rubbish at the moment, even n... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3650/Blah+blah+London+blah+blah</link>
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		<title>Weekend plans</title>
		<description>For those of you in London, you could do worse than The Barfly, I'll hand over to them to explain why:Spitfire Club's opening night plays host to riotous rockers Tokyo Dragons whose live set promises to be an onslaught of true rock n roll. Having jus... </description>
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		<title>How are your days then?</title>
		<description>I am still ploughing through messages, fixing stuff up... we still have problems, but a fix is scheduled in... the fix we did today will hopefully mean I don't have to do the &quot;restore from backup&quot; again in a hurry, and also it means my backups will b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7940/How+are+your+days+then%3F</link>
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		<title>GLC UK Tour</title>
		<description>Newport hiphop heroes Goldie Lookin' Chain have confirmed details of their first full UK tour... you knows it, clarts!The &quot;Draw-Based Confusion&quot; tour includes dates with fellow countrymen Super Furry Animals, and follows recent appearances with The D... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7885/GLC+UK+Tour</link>
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		<title>Goldie Lookin' Chain tour</title>
		<description>The pussies are too afeared to come back to Folkestone by the looks of this press release!Newport hiphop heroes Goldie Lookin' Chain have confirmed details of their first full UK tour... you knows it, clarts!The &quot;Draw-Based Confusion&quot; tour includes d... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/929/Goldie+Lookin%27+Chain+tour</link>
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		<title>Folkestone, you have embarrassed yourself</title>
		<description>Putting on a varied bill, is it a good thing or not? I was quite entertained by pop acts being thrown onto the Reading Bill, seeing Kevin Rowland in a neglige, was a particular treat. I've even seen the Manic Street Preachers, so I've seen some bad c... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7874/Folkestone%2C+you+have+embarrassed+yourself</link>
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		<title>No more 106</title>
		<description>In an attempt to make this less boring, I'll not be mentioning the 106 bus for at least a week. I was going to post up a picture of how someone had hacksawed away a part of the luggage rack on a train, but I think that would only have reinforced the ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;No more 106&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/890/No+more+106</link>
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		<title>famous people what done live in folkestone</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.knowhere.co.uk/104_heroes.html&quot;&gt;knowhere&lt;/a&gt; has it all... I just made an offer on a house in the same street as &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/dot+cotton&quot;&gt;Dot Cotton&lt;/a&gt;!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/752/famous+people+what+done+live+in+folkestone</link>
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		<title>Hell is for heroes</title>
		<description>Hell is for heroes just chilling watching the also-awesome hundred reasons. life's great.</description>
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		<title>Send out another ad for MTV2 Gonzo tour</title>
		<description>MTV2 Gonzo tour update! The fantastic new Rough Trade signings Fiery Furnaces are joining the bill (first on) on the Liverpool date, and local heroes Biffy Clyro are the special guests headlining the Glasgow show, on the back of their sell out show a... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/360/Send+out+another+ad+for+MTV2+Gonzo+tour</link>
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		<title>Kerrang Awards - Best British Band</title>
		<description>Feeder&lt;br /&gt;http://www.feederweb.com&lt;br /&gt;InMe&lt;br /&gt;http://www.inmeonline.com&lt;br /&gt;Hell Is For Heroes&lt;br /&gt;http://www.hellisforheroes.net&lt;br /&gt;Muse&lt;br /&gt;http://www.muse.mu&lt;br /&gt;Stereophonics&lt;br /&gt;http://www.stereophonics.com</description>
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		<title>Return of the, oh not that one</title>
		<description>Uncle Victor has a special guest DJ this week, you can get tickets in advance here, more info at www.casinoroyale.co.uk...Dear AdventurersIt has to be said I enjoy nothing more than a good wager, particularly after consuming many glasses of a particu...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7769/Return+of+the%2C+oh+not+that+one&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Return of the, oh not that one&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7769/Return+of+the%2C+oh+not+that+one&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Hell Is For Heroes</title>
		<description>hell is for heroes (no capitals then?) release a new single on 20th January 2003. You Drove Me To It has already established itself as a Radio One, MTV and MTV2, XFM and Kerrang! TV playlist favourite and should afford the band their biggest single s... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7223/Hell+Is+For+Heroes</link>
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		<title>Am I still asleep?</title>
		<description>We're listening to The Boys Are Back In Town from an album called Rock Baby... either it's rock songs done in an instrumental lullaby style, or I am dreaming. Someone must have put something in my rusks, as now I'm hearing &quot;She Sells Sanctuary&quot;, and ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7677/Am+I+still+asleep%3F</link>
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		<title>Hell Is For Heroes</title>
		<description>Hell Is For Heroes have a new single out (Night Vision) AND they're supporting Papa Roach on tour, does life get much better when you used to be in Symposium? Hell is for Heroes are like The Deftones and Hundred Reasons says my showbiz insider, how c... </description>
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		<title>Hell Is for Heroes</title>
		<description>jesus, the kids were singing along like it was bloody oasis or something!  amazing!  </description>
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		<title>Nicole Kidman Naked</title>
		<description>I dragged myself off my sick bed to see Medium 21 on Tuesday, and thought I'd done my bit, but NO! If only I'd gone last night, to see The Walkmen, I'd have been in the company of NICOLE BLOODY KIDMAN. And Sophie Ellis-Bextor.Here's what's going on t... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7222/Nicole+Kidman+Naked</link>
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		<title>Chris McCormack</title>
		<description>Being really happy and drunk.  Chatting to Hell is for Heroes (support) and talking about his weight.</description>
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		<title>Barfly Camden presents Captain Soul</title>
		<description>Last batch of listings for the day... this months highlights are Captain Soul, the fantastic Mika Bomb and Kat Bjelland's new band Katastrophy...Wed 20th June - NME On Night #1: Tahiti 80 + Ikara Colt + Valve.Thu 21st June - NME On Night #2: Hell Is ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7032/Barfly+Camden+presents+Captain+Soul&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Barfly Camden presents Captain Soul&quot; src=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/blog/upload/barflylondon.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7032/Barfly+Camden+presents+Captain+Soul&quot;&gt;Rated 5.03/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7032/Barfly+Camden+presents+Captain+Soul</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #1</title>
		<description>You, the punter - some of you voted for yourself, ooh, bit villainous, but it's you that have made the site what it is today. Well, and me, but if it was just me here on my own it wouldn't be quite as much fun, and I'd probably go blind. You're BLUDD... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6720/Hero+of+the+Year+%231</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #2</title>
		<description>Bob the Builder - With any luck he has FOILED Louis Walsh's plans and scuppered Westlife's eighth consecutive number one...These results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6721/Hero+of+the+Year+%232</link>
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		<title>Hero of the Year #3</title>
		<description>PopBitch - Let's not do any work, let's read tittle tattle about minor celebs all day instead! http://www.popbitch.comThese results will hopefully be posted on the site every 3 hours, starting on Boxing Day, and taking us to New Years Eve, while I'm ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6722/Hero+of+the+Year+%233</link>
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