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		<title>WEIRD non news story about ASDA</title>
		<description>Found this on twitter a strange non story about a man preventing a DISASTER nearly caused by some people stopping at the end of the escalator? Is it an hilarious spoof? Or is it a school project website? It just gets weirder the more times I read it.... </description>
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		<title>Don't put plastic trays in your recycling</title>
		<description>Boring but important message from the council. We don't want any more excuses for the recycling not to work!Shepway Council is renewing its message to people across the district to help its recycling efforts by only putting out items listed on the bl... </description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8113/Don%27t+put+plastic+trays+in+your+recycling</link>
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		<title>Index of /pierceive/adblock</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2799/Index+of+/pierceive/adblock</link>
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		<title>Here's a handy index of open cameras too</title>
		<description>You can search by region there too - no more German building sites for me!</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2567/Here%27s+a+handy+index+of+open+cameras+too</link>
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		<title>Index Of</title>
		<description>?intitle:index.of?mp3 the darkness ?intitle:index.of?mp3 goldie lookin' chain ?intitle:index.of?mp3 smiths ?intitle:index.of?mp3 queen?intitle:index.of?mp3 foo fighters?intitle:index.of?mp3 franz ferdinandJust testing something...... </description>
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		<title>popbitch doesn't want it's site indexed</title>
		<description>you can turn it off, that's what I was going on about there... see www.robotstxt.org and www.popbitch.com/robots.txt and www.clarkeology.com/robots.txt... I want stuff here to be indexed (though I'd rather it wasn't every day), but popbitch doesn't w... </description>
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		<title>Bill Bailey (of 'Spaced' etc..)</title>
		<description>i was buying a new alarm clock, and i wasn't there long enought to see what Bill was after. He had massive platform brothel-creepers on thus making him not too short. I chose not to let him know that we have the same surname though. Shame.</description>
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		<title>&quot;Not Waving&quot; Images of the sea by David Lay</title>
		<description>Phone 01303211621. 13th September to 4th October 2009. Private view; 12th September from 2 p.m. It also the second anniversary of the gallery.</description>
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		<title>Tilbury Brass Band</title>
		<description>Free &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Tilbury-Brass-Band-The-Leas-Bandstand/147195.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Rattlaz Jazz Band</title>
		<description>2pm &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Rattlaz-Jazz-Band-The-Leas-Bandstand/147194.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Gravesend Borough Band</title>
		<description>2pm &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Gravesend-Borough-Band-The-Leas-Bandstand/147191.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Sittingbourne UK Paper Band</title>
		<description>2.30pm &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Sittingbourne-UK-Paper-Band-The-Leas-Bandstand/147190.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.56/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Andy Lester's  Bluetrain</title>
		<description>Blues. 9pm Free Entry</description>
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		<title>Lakeside World Darts</title>
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		<title>David Devant and his Spirit Wife</title>
		<description>My favourite band of the time, one of my few visits to Kent &quot;before&quot;. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-Tunbridge-Wells-Forum/12598.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;David Devant and his Spirit Wife&quot; src=&quot;http://www.users.globalnet.co.uk/~twforum/theforum.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-Tunbridge-Wells-Forum/12598.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>David Devant and his Spirit Wife</title>
		<description>Before I lived in &lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/new+cross&quot;&gt;New Cross&lt;/a&gt;, didn't really know where it was. We thought we could get a tube there (it was not running) and walked back to Waterloo after... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-New-Cross-Venue/12599.html&quot;&gt;Rated 3.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>David Devant and his Spirit Wife</title>
		<description>I bootlegged this gig, the audio's complete with a trip to the toilet part way through... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-Camden-Falcon/12597.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;David Devant and his Spirit Wife&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/22/36609815_7c84a4b638_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/David-Devant-and-his-Spirit-Wife-Camden-Falcon/12597.html&quot;&gt;Rated 4.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>closed</category>
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		<title>Radiohead</title>
		<description>Conflicting reports, may have been the 6th of Jan... Part of the &quot;Anyone Can Play Guitar&quot; tour &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Radiohead-The-Penny-Theatre/431.html&quot;&gt;Rated 4.06/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>EMF</title>
		<description> &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/EMF-Portsmouth-Guildhall/30295.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>WASP</title>
		<description>Not sure what day, the ticket is very faded... Zed Yago supported, this site says REM played there only two days before, I did pick the gigs to go to......  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/WASP-Portsmouth-Guildhall/9199.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Ozzy Osbourne</title>
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		<title>AC/DC</title>
		<description>Looks like it was cancelled... &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/AC-DC-Leas-Cliff-Hall/291.html&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;AC/DC&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/AC-DC-Leas-Cliff-Hall/291.html&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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