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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>florida</category>
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		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11238/11238/Our+actual+first+day+in+Key+West</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>the cure</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Another break for Lost and a very short season?</title>
		<description>This from Dark UFO (LOOK OUT though, there be spoilers there!):Episode 4.09 24th AprilEpisode 4.10 1st MayEpisode 4.11 8th MayEpisode 4.12 15th May - Finale Part 1Episode 4.13 22nd May - Finale Part 2So no more episodes for six weeks, and then a very... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11070/11070/Another+break+for+Lost+and+a+very+short+season%3F</link>
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		<title>Terry Pratchett's Colour Of Magic coming to Sky One</title>
		<description>Only just seen a trailer for it, guessing it has not been on yet. Their Hogfather was OK despite not liking the story so I'm sure this will be goood. Interesting to see the same actors playing different characters (though in the same universe), David... </description>
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		<category>books</category>
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		<category>terry pratchett</category>
		<category>david jason</category>
		<category>tim curry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11053/11053/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Colour+Of+Magic+coming+to+Sky+One</link>
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		<title>Should everything be a black box though? And WHY can't you fix my IPAQ?</title>
		<description>It's just the battery I think, it won't keep a charge now...OK not everyone is building a clock out of voltmeters but the people who are trying to do this sort of thing have got to feel happy about it, I know I would if I could get more stuff for fre... </description>
		<category>ikea</category>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>hacks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11038/11036/Should+everything+be+a+black+box+though%3F+And+WHY+can%27t+you+fix+my+IPAQ%3F</link>
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		<title>Ever feel lacking in skills?</title>
		<description>I do, all my skills are in software, if the power went off tomorrow I'd be SUNK! I wish I had more hardware skills, not just computer hardware, but general mechanics and making and fixing things. Here's an interesting article along those lines from w... </description>
		<category>lego</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>wired</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11036/11036/Ever+feel+lacking+in+skills%3F</link>
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		<title>IPAQ battery</title>
		<description>9. How frequently can you recharge the battery?Due to the nature of the batteries used in all iPAQ models you can recharge as often and for as long as you like. Your battery will not be damaged by this practice nor can it be overcharged, constant cha... </description>
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		<category>ipaq</category>
		<category>battery</category>
		<category>repair</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11006/11006/IPAQ+battery</link>
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		<title>Pasta and sauce confusion</title>
		<description>Got some pasta and sauce to microwave for lunch, really had nothing else left. Instructions say:1 Place 400ml of cold water and the contents of the packet into a non metallic bowl and stir2 Cover and microwave on full power for 5 1/2 minutes3 Halfway... </description>
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		<category>car</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10996/10996/Pasta+and+sauce+confusion</link>
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		<title>RE: Farewell then HDDVD</title>
		<description>It's a shame, I'd rather have a smaller, independant company running the show than the likes of Sony. I haven't bought either, but it looks like I'll be getting a PS3 instead of a Wii...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10977/10974/RE%3A+Farewell+then+HDDVD</link>
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		<title>Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!</title>
		<description>Great weekend, bailed out of work slightly early and got the train to Mum and Dad's, for a nice long relaxing weekend. As previously mentioned, Clare was in London drinking and dancing with her friends, and definitely not lighting fires, and I was he...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend! Curry! Spazzy twitches! Everything!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2275/2258161390_90d4f60c86_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21&quot;&gt;Rated 7.47/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>buffet</category>
		<category>all you can eat</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10953/10953/Weekend%21+Curry%21+Spazzy+twitches%21+Everything%21</link>
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		<title>Alan Moore</title>
		<description>Not the barber shop in Portchester, but the comic bloke, Hibbett wrote a song about the time he saw him in a comic shop. Just posting this here to remind me to check it out later really, as I just saw it posted elsewhere.Mark wrote this for FAWM, and... </description>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10932/10932/Alan+Moore</link>
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		<title>Lost: bit annoying</title>
		<description>Watched the new episode, hope you enjoy it if you watch it tonight. I'm convinced the story's still being made up as it goes along, and that there won't be any actual answers by the end of the show. Some new ideas introduced, I'll probably stick with... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10929/10929/Lost%3A+bit+annoying</link>
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		<title>Not sure where that came from...</title>
		<description>... but I just got my old PC internetting wirelessly at last, without needing to buy any new bits, and by following a forum post from 2005. How many times have I tried this and failed? This time I tried something new, and it worked. I think I was ins... </description>
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		<category>computer</category>
		<category>ubuntu</category>
		<category>linux</category>
		<category>network</category>
		<category>apple</category>
		<category>mac</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>pvr</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10827/10827/Not+sure+where+that+came+from...</link>
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		<title>Where we walked yesterday</title>
		<description>Not very far, but if you click through you can track me yesterday. We got the bus to Canterbury and the GPS was turned off on the bus so the whole route isn't plotted, still playing about with my mapping. Just posted some photos of our walk to Capel ... </description>
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		<category>map</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10816/10816/Where+we+walked+yesterday</link>
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		<title>Fareham plays its part in the war on tourism</title>
		<description>A local story that was doing the rounds yesterday about a couple being banned from Fareham shopping centre for life (for taking photos of their grandchildren) was picked up by Boing Boing. Apparently the guard who threw them out said they posed a ter... </description>
		<category>terrorism</category>
		<category>fareham</category>
		<category>snow</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10808/10808/Fareham+plays+its+part+in+the+war+on+tourism</link>
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		<title>That's work done then</title>
		<description>There's a very slim chance that I won't be sat in front of the computer again before christmas (though I know the wife will laugh when she sees this), so merry christmas everyone, hope you have a good one.I wrote that yesterday, but didn't hit send, ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10787/10787/That%27s+work+done+then&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>zizzi</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10787/10787/That%27s+work+done+then</link>
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		<title>Fake GAP voucher</title>
		<description>Hmm, I smell bullshit, there's a supposedly fake GAP voucher doing the rounds offering a 60% discount at GAP today, I heard about this on www.bbc.co.uk/breakfast - don't worry though, GAP will still be offering a genuine 30% discount to anyone turnin...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher&quot;&gt;Rated 6.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>smoking</category>
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		<category>gap</category>
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		<category>javascript</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10706/10706/Fake+GAP+voucher</link>
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		<title>Fullsome weekender</title>
		<description>Well I say full, full of pubs really. Friday night we stayed in, so as to have more energy for going out on Saturday. We had a trip to Canterbury in the day (and you'll never guess where we had lunch), no actual christmas shopping, but we went in a c... </description>
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		<category>magic numbers</category>
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		<category>concert</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10666/10666/Fullsome+weekender</link>
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		<title>I don't even know why I said it, a bit of Friday afternoon frivolity is all</title>
		<description>Some of my best family are vegetarians, and I've been vegan for about fifteen years now, that's why I posted that original thing. You're right though, most people are scum.Got plans for the weekend? I'm out in Trashford tonight with people from work,... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10649/10642/I+don%27t+even+know+why+I+said+it%2C+a+bit+of+Friday+afternoon+frivolity+is+all</link>
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		<title>Jaiku's joining Google</title>
		<description>I forget the point of Jaiku, it was one of those Web2.0 startups that did the social networking thing, a bit Facebook, a lot Twitter (but better), for updating people who don't care with exactly what you're up to minute by minute... they were the fir... </description>
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		<title>Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!</title>
		<description>Imagine that... Overslept Sunday morning, so we went to Escondido for lunch instead. The chef got my food wrong again, so for the second time in a row mine came free, that's nice. Apparently Escondido weren't quite recovered from a disaster the previ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Didn't go to Canterbury all weekend!&quot; src=&quot;http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3178/2560500855_ac2a665c97_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21&quot;&gt;Rated 6.59/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10536/10536/Didn%27t+go+to+Canterbury+all+weekend%21</link>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbasta... </description>
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		<category>concert</category>
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		<category>ticketbastard</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10534/10534/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<category>comedy</category>
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		<category>mjhibbett</category>
		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>Didn't go up the tower or on the ride</title>
		<description>I'm guessing they are the only bits of Blackpool normally to bother with, but based on the rest of the town I didn't think it was going to be worth any money at all, so we just headed out of town to Liverpool instead.Must have been WEIRD when the Whi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10349/10344/Didn%27t+go+up+the+tower+or+on+the+ride</link>
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		<title>Blackpool (being the third part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>Have you been to Blackpool? DON'T EVER EVER GO THERE, man alive, it was the worst place I've ever been to. A few people gave me odd looks when I said I was going to Blackpool for a couple of days as part of our grand tour, but only one person got clo... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10344/10344/Blackpool+%28being+the+third+part+of+my+two+week+holiday+write+up%29</link>
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		<title>Quiz action</title>
		<description>Didn't go see the band in Hythe last night, did the quiz at The Grand instead. It's an easy one, so though we did quite well, we didn't do well enough. We dropped six questions out of 36, two on our vital joker round, so no meal for four prize for us...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10340/10340/Quiz+action&quot;&gt;Rated 3.53/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>The BBC are a bit annoying at the moment aren't they? If they're not punking the the queen with crazy video pranks, they're ripping off the public with phoney competitions. Why not get rid of the licence fee, and replace it with a subscription for BB... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
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		<category>rant</category>
		<category>itv</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10335/10335/Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)</title>
		<description>Edinburgh is nice. &quot;Our kind of city&quot; the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... </description>
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		<category>holiday</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>Bella Pizza</title>
		<description>Service was unprofessional, rude, arrogant and unapologetic. My wife and I did not spend more than 5 minutes in the restaurant before we walked out. We have eaten in restaurants in Florence, Siena and other parts of Tuscany, and have never met such a... </description>
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		<title>Looks like Leeds might be safe for a while</title>
		<description>Leeds after global warming sea levels...Lots is new since I last saw you, mostly including getting married, moving to Folkestone, and surviving an earthquake. I too am mortgaged up, should have done it a long time ago instead of all that gadding abou... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10234/10226/Looks+like+Leeds+might+be+safe+for+a+while</link>
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