yf( [{"guid":"1160","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/1160\/Erik+Bloodaxe","title":"Erik Bloodaxe","description":"is not hip hop"},{"guid":"1516","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/1516\/Bloody+%27ELLE!","title":"Bloody 'ELLE!","description":"I found the 1949 January edition of ELLE on the pavement in a huge pile of rubbish on my way home! A few headlines for you: \"Ingrid Bergman est responsable de vos cheveux courts\" \"En changeant la couleur de vos murs, changez la couleur de votre vie\" ... "},{"guid":"1881","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/1881\/bloody+m%2Ac","title":"bloody m*c","description":"ok, so you are powering it on and hitting the 'c' key <br \/>I think you have to hit it before the anoyingly smug little grey mac<br \/>"},{"guid":"2365","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/2365\/Sunday+Bloody+Sunday","title":"Sunday Bloody Sunday","description":"Free MP3 of George W Bush singing U2's <a href=\"http:\/\/www.audiostreet.net\/artists\/006\/407\/song_sunday_bloody_sunday.html\">Sunday Bloody Sunday<\/a>... good mash up work! Via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\">engadget.com<\/a> <strong>podcast<\/strong>.","category":["mp3"]},{"guid":"2816","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/2816\/Blood+on+the+tracks+%28nearly%29","title":"Blood on the tracks (nearly)","description":"BBC reports a man spotted on the tracks of the channel tunnel... There was three hours delay while the power was turned off and the was searched for... Police officers and Eurotunnel staff later found the man who had boarded a train near the terminal... "},{"guid":"5044","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/5044\/Daphne,+and+also+Celeste","title":"Daphne, and also Celeste","description":"They were at the <strong>Bloodhound Gang<\/strong>'s gig on August 16th... didn't speak to them, but apparently their American Accents held up all night.","category":["daphne and celeste","bloodhound gang","london astoria","astoria","celebrity","stalking heads"]},{"guid":"5773","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/5773\/The+Bloody+Queen","title":"The Bloody Queen","description":"Today (25\/11\/2003) heading for the airport in her big flash car (and 20 Lothian and Borders police). One assumed she was on her way home from the Royal Variety Performance yesterday evening.","category":["63"]},{"guid":"6632","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/6632\/Bull+and+Gate+BLOODBATH!","title":"Bull and Gate BLOODBATH!","description":"Things nearly turned NASTY at last night's Mark Hibbett gig at the Bull and Gate...The large crowd of student friends of the support band were getting restless, and it was turning into a Bush vs Gore \/ Sharks vs Jets stylee stand-off and your dutiful... ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"category":["gig","fight","mjhibbet","fighting cocks","london","bull and gate","kentish town"]},{"guid":"6863","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/6863\/Fannying+about+at+PopTones","title":"Fannying about at PopTones","description":"As previously mentioned, Alan McGee's \"Radio 4\" club decamp to Glasgow Lighthouse on the 24th of this month... we were wondering who the \"live\" guests would be, as generally here in London we get new signings to the PopTones label...The 'Weegies get ... "},{"guid":"7121","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/7121\/Glastonbury:+BLUDDY+GRATE","title":"Glastonbury: BLUDDY GRATE","description":"That was an ace weekender, highlight for me was definitely the BLOODHOUND GANG, with their bonkers onstage antics... also a bit top was Dame David Bowie, Pet Shop Boys, Travis (somebody shoot me), and the Bloodhound Gang again, in case you forgot.Now... ","category":["glastonbury","festival","glastonbury festival","popex","bloodhound gang","david bowie","pet shop boys","travis"]},{"guid":"7270","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/7270\/Don%27t+shoot+until+you+see+the+whites+of+their+BLOODY+EYES!","title":"Don't shoot until you see the whites of their BLOODY EYES!","description":"Oh, that was Zulu, and this is ULU, more specifically their gig newsletter they send me...We've just had confirmation that Deptfords finest, xfm favorites and indie darlings will be gracing us with their presence on the 28th March Sjm Concerts presen... ","category":{"1":"popex"}},{"guid":"7389","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/7389\/Hooray+For+Boobies,+possibly","title":"Hooray For Boobies, possibly","description":"The law of diminishing returns was in FULL EFFECT last night at the Bloodhound Gang's Astoria show... a member of the audience was challenged with eating a big bag of kebabs, for the chance to win $100... At the start, the guy must have been thinking... ","category":["bloodhound gang","london astoria","russian submarine","jimmy pop","kebab challenge","daphne and celeste"]},{"guid":"9653","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/9653\/Blood","title":"Blood","description":"I completely failed to give blood, that's three times I've been to the place where the blood drive is, and three times now I've got some detail or other wrong. First time, I'm sure they were open Tuesday and Wednesday, but I was wrong so I came back.... ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"category":["blood","tv","dexter","folkestone"]},{"guid":"9654","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/9654\/RE:+Blood","title":"RE: Blood","description":"I agree with er in doors.. Dexter is pathetic.. There will never be a story to it, oh - hang on - maybe he'll have to start investigating himself. Utter pants !<br \/><br \/>A","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"}},{"guid":"9935","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/9935\/Blood+on+the+tracks","title":"Blood on the tracks","description":"Watched \"The Roadkill Chef\" last night, billed by BBC Three as \"Eccentric roadkill connoisseur Fergus Drennan tries to change the eating habits of the people in the town of Sandwich in Kent by throwing the community a roadkill feast\". Sandwich is rea... ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"category":{"1":"folkestone"}},{"guid":"9936","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/9936\/RE:+Blood+on+the+tracks","title":"RE: Blood on the tracks","description":"first thing I thought of when I saw the trailer for this was - hey it's Skink! sounds like he's not far from the mark.from http:\/\/www.carlhiaasen.com\"Skink, who first appears in Double Whammy, the bass-fishing novel, was conceived as sort of a wild h... ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"}},{"guid":"10602","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/10602\/Bless+The+Boot","title":"Bless The Boot","description":" Bless the boot, come on England. Really looking forward to this tomorrow, like every other part time England fan. I would not say we have a chance really, but you never know. Personally I'm keeping my fingers crossed for a food poisoning outbreak at... ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0800","lon":"1.1645"},"category":["rugby","work","sport","blood","flash","folkestone","chambers","pub"]},{"guid":"11050","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/11050\/Good+weekend,+rubbish+episode+of+Lost","title":"Good weekend, rubbish episode of Lost","description":"Nice weekend, Emma was visiting, we sat about quite a lot, and went to Chambers (via a very brief look in at The Bank Bar) on the Saturday night. Did not eat out all weekend (cue \"but if you don't owt you'll die!\"), can't remember the last time I had... ","category":["blood","tv","weekend","ricky gervais","rugby","chambers","escondido"]},{"guid":"11426","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/11426\/Four+videos+on+the+blog+at+once,+that%27s+not+what+it%27s+all+about","title":"Four videos on the blog at once, that's not what it's all about","description":"Just tried to give blood, and after waiting for an hour, I had to give up and come back to work, bah. So now I am bursting with an extra pint of blood that I wasn't expecting to be carrying around with me! It's going to take a real extra effort to ge... ","category":["blood","work"]},{"guid":"12448","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/12448\/and+then+my+ear+exploded+in+a+shower+of+blood","title":"and then my ear exploded in a shower of blood","description":"WEIRD dreams last night, partly that my ear burst in a shower of blood, and partly that I had gone somewhere on a train, and left my bag on the train, and couldn't get it back, and then we had to go on holiday and I was in BIG TROUBLE for not having ... ","category":["baby","cot","john lewis","mamas and papas","dream","train","london","php"]},{"guid":"13185","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/13185\/Too+sick+to+give+blood","title":"Too sick to give blood","description":"Meant to be giving blood today, they don't want it because I am sick. Vampires don't want my cold I suppose.Still scattered snow around the place, about an inch thick on the \"overflow\" work car park which has not been used since christmas.How you doi... ","category":["blood","give blood","work","vampires","starbucks"]},{"guid":"13475","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/13475\/BLOOD!","title":"BLOOD!","description":"Just gave blood. \"You're not going to do any heavy lifting are you?\", of course I'm not doing any heavy lifting, do I look like a heavy lifter? WAIT A MOMENT, Harry is a massively heavy load right now, I can't pick him up today! Or, I have to pick hi... ","category":["blood","give blood","harry","crawling","birthday","birthday party","lost"]},{"guid":"13803","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/13803\/Sign+and+Sign+bloodbath","title":"Sign and Sign bloodbath","description":"Sing and Sign that I went to yesterday with Harry was good, he was very well behaved and paid attention, and I even knew what was going on. He was surprisingly quiet really, a bit shy in front of the other kids. A treat to be able to attend though, a... ","category":["sing and sign","accident","kidz planet","folkestone"]},{"guid":"13867","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/13867\/Happy+end+of+2010","title":"Happy end of 2010","description":"Spent the day in Tenterden today, and it was lovely. Went over with Clare and Harry, Jim and Pauline, and Dom and the kids and had lunch in Prezzo. Then a walk round, a bit of a shop, and a play on a great park there. Clare and Dom went in to Waitros... ","category":["tenterden","prince of the blood","chapel down","vineyard","prezzo","happy new year","raymond feist","feist","charity shop"]},{"guid":"14133","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/14133\/Give+blood","title":"Give blood","description":"Just gave blood as the blood van is here at work today. Really just an excuse to eat biscuits and crisps, the nurses more or less insist on this. My arm kept pumping out blood this time after the needle was removed, I've not had this before. This mea... ","category":["blood","give blood","blood donor","blood van","twitter"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Faith-No-More-The-Metronome\/340.html","title":"Faith No More","description":"Setlist: Chinese, Faster, R'n'R, Crab, Care, Sweet, Blood, Spirit, Bowen, War Pigs, Grade, Anne, Bother, Jungle... not sure where this gig took place.","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0811","lon":"1.1810"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0811","lon":"1.1810"},"category":["club","venue","closed","derelict","music","cinema","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Bloodhound-Gang-Astoria\/9195.html","title":"Bloodhound Gang","description":"They did a 10 kebab challenge on stage and <a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.co.uk\/tag=clarkeology-21#&amp;mode=blended&amp;keyword=daphne+and+celeste\" title=\"Amazon:  Daphne and Celeste\">Daphne and Celeste<\/a> were there. And so was I!","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5160","lon":"-0.1306"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5160","lon":"-0.1306"},"category":["club","bar","booze","dj","music","venue","chain","ticketmaster","closed","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Trivium-Leas-Cliff-Hall\/11193.html","title":"Trivium","description":"From Florida, looks a bit hard metal to me, are they? Plus God Forbid + Bloodsimple","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"category":["bar","music","child friendly","venue","ticketmaster","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Kevin-Bloody-Wilson-Leas-Cliff-Hall\/12494.html","title":"Kevin Bloody Wilson","description":"Rude comedy songs","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"category":["bar","music","child friendly","venue","ticketmaster","comedy"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/The-Chariot-Lanterns\/12431.html","title":"The Chariot","description":"+ Architects + Bound By Blood + two more bands TBC","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0803","lon":"1.1815"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0803","lon":"1.1815"},"category":["club","bar","booze","dj","music","comedy","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Awoken-Lanterns\/12428.html","title":"Awoken","description":"+ Gallows + Clone The Fragile + Bound By Blood + Death Of Narnia","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0803","lon":"1.1815"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0803","lon":"1.1815"},"category":["club","bar","booze","dj","music","comedy","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152212.html","title":"Blood Brothers","description":"22.5 - 52.5","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Glastonbury-2000-Glastonbury\/13532.html","title":"Glastonbury 2000","description":"Loved <strong>BLOODHOUND GANG<\/strong>, <strong>David Bowie<\/strong>, <strong>Pet Shop Boys<\/strong>, and <strong>Travis<\/strong>...","geo:point":{"lat":"51.1594","lon":"-2.6008"},"geo":{"lat":"51.1594","lon":"-2.6008"},"category":["glastonbury","festival","venue","child friendly","music","farm","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152251.html","title":"Blood Brothers","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152246.html","title":"Blood Brothers","description":"22.5 - 52.5","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152243.html","title":"Blood Brothers","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152239.html","title":"Blood Brothers","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152235.html","title":"Blood Brothers","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Hell-on-Earth-Tour-Every-Time-I-Die-Terror-All-Shall-Perish-Down-to-Nothing-Thick-As-Blood-Corporation\/221151.html","title":"Hell on Earth Tour, Every Time I Die, Terror, All Shall Perish, Down to Nothing, Thick As Blood","description":"15.00","geo:point":{"lat":"53.4093","lon":"-1.4420"},"geo":{"lat":"53.4093","lon":"-1.4420"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152233.html","title":"Blood Brothers","description":"22.5 - 52.5","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Blood-Brothers-Phoenix-Theatre\/152229.html","title":"Blood Brothers","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5128","lon":"-0.1264"},"category":["gig"]}] )