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Ooh, <a href=\"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/12251\/NME+Brat+Awards+on+youtube\">it's on youtube<\/a>.","category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Royal-Variety-Performance-2010-in-London-London-Palladium\/227849.html","title":"Royal Variety Performance 2010 in London","description":"Ooh, pricey! Have sold some of these already at only ","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5144","lon":"-0.1404"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5144","lon":"-0.1404"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Pooh-in-Rimini-Stadium-105\/229148.html","title":"Pooh in Rimini","description":"38.75","geo:point":{"lat":"44.0609","lon":"12.5663"},"geo":{"lat":"44.0609","lon":"12.5663"},"category":["gig"]}] )