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The warnings I get from <a href=\"http:\/\/mail.google.com\">gmail<\/a> though, no-one seems to bother...","category":{"1":"popex"}},{"guid":"9583","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/9583\/Poor+old+Fareham","title":"Poor old Fareham","description":"This property hotspot list from The Independent is a bit harsh I feel. Not just that there's no room for Folkestone in their top ten, fair enough, but:At the bottom of the pile, in dismal 1,833rd place, is Fareham - the small town on the north-west t... ","category":{"1":"folkestone"}},{"guid":"11055","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11055\/Caffe+Uno+-+bit+poor","title":"Caffe Uno - bit poor","description":"I previously promised to write up a recent visit to Caffe Uno:... the lunch not so. We did Caffe Uno, only because we'd like to have an informed opinion on everywhere, I really wasn't expecting much from it and it didn't disappoint.It was Mother's Da... 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Poor man ..just one thing after nother<br \/><br \/>;0)"},{"guid":"13607","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/13607\/Harry+is+not+happy+about+the+last+day+of+me+being+37","title":"Harry is not happy about the last day of me being 37","description":"He's not gone down to sleep well tonight for some reason, poor little thing. He keeps waking up crying. Hopefully he's settled now but he's not had a bedtime like this for a while. He did not like his bath either, he's really gone off them and just w... 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Very poor turnout though apparently.","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0757","lon":"1.1736"},"category":["bar","music","child friendly","venue","ticketmaster"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Dogs-D-Amour-The-Wedgewood-Rooms\/9758.html","title":"Dogs D'Amour","description":"Very poor this time round.","geo:point":{"lat":"50.7868","lon":"-1.0753"},"geo":{"lat":"50.7868","lon":"-1.0753"},"category":["music","venue","club","bar","booze","comedy","real ale","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/King-Adora-Barfly\/13534.html","title":"King Adora","description":"Another \"Barfly Sessions\" TV thing, free and in the afternoon I think. Pretty poor.","geo:point":{"lat":"51.5433","lon":"-0.1500"},"geo":{"lat":"51.5433","lon":"-0.1500"},"category":["club","bar","booze","dj","jukebox","music","venue","ticketmaster","gig"]}] )