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","category":["port lympne","zoo","zoo thousand","music","festival","concert","mark ronson","tickets"]},{"guid":"11339","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11339\/Free+tickets+for+Zoo+Thousand","title":"Free tickets for Zoo Thousand","description":"You can get in free to ZooThousand and other festivals if you work as a volunteer... festivalvolunteer.co.uk for more details. Let me know how you get on.If you don't want to you can buy tickets here, still some left. Seen lots of special offers for ... ","category":["festival","tickets","zoothousand","zoo thousand","free tickets"]},{"guid":"11345","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11345\/Free+parking+at+festival+for+car+sharers","title":"Free parking at festival for car sharers","description":"Free parking in some overflow car park or other if you have three people in your card it says here. Also a shuttlebus will be taking you to and from Westenhanger and Ashford stations, I hope that's free but I really don't know.I should be going to th... ","category":["westenhanger","ashford","port lympne","zoo thousand","zoothousand","z008","zoo8","festival","music","gig","concert","holidayextras"]},{"guid":"11380","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11380\/Very+cheap+VIP+tickets+for+Zoo+Thousand!","title":"Very cheap VIP tickets for Zoo Thousand!","description":"Look here cheap vip tickets for zoo thousand \/ zoo8 \/ z008 \/ whatever, less than cost price, a lot less in fact! You could get a bargain here...Speaking of which, I can't decide whether or not to go to Stereophonics next Tuesday, we have messed up a ... ","category":["folkestone","tickets","festival","music","concert","zoo thousand","zoo8","z008","port lympne","sterephonics","zoo8 tickets","z008 tickets"]},{"guid":"11381","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/11381\/Who+will+buy+my+Stereophonics+tickets","title":"Who will buy my Stereophonics tickets","description":"Slight repost from Folkestone Gerald and my blog \/ forum  there:I can't decide whether or not to go to Stereophonics next Tuesday, we have messed up a bit in arranging a lie in the following morning so it's not really convenient now. Do you want my s... ","category":["stereophonics","tickets","gig","music","concert","stereophonics tickets","leas cliff hall","zoo thousand","z008","zoo8","festival","warm up","folkestone"]},{"guid":"11383","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11383\/Zoo9+tickets!","title":"Zoo9 tickets!","description":"Just saving a space on the site for next year! Was the festival a success? I hope so, and I hope it returns. 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At least two of the headliners did not play (but as the headliners were Athlete and Dizzee Rascal) that's not necessarily... ","category":["festival","music","zoothousand","zoo thousand","port lympne","review"]},{"guid":"11395","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11395\/Zoo+Thousand+and+Hate+on+the+BBC","title":"Zoo Thousand and Hate on the BBC","description":"Here. Main things to be said are:* The organisers miscalculated cash flow* They had to cancel acts* Port Lympne stepped in, writing out a check for Ash there and then to ensure they'd go on stageGood on Port Lympne! I can't believe the same organiser... ","category":["music","festival","port lympne","zoo thousand","zoo8","zoo9","z008","z009","zoo thousand and eight","zoo thousand and nine"]},{"guid":"11423","link":"http:\/\/www.clarkeology.com\/m\/11423\/Oo-oo-oo,+we%27re+going+to+the+zoo-oo-oo","title":"Oo-oo-oo, we're going to the zoo-oo-oo","description":"Just had a meeting at Port Lympne, at their conference facilities, as we needed a lot of people in the room at the same time. Nice place, good to see the house, I've not been before.Some monkeys were whooping all through the meeting, very distracting... ","category":["port lympne","work","zoo","folkestone"]},{"guid":"11902","link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/m\/11902\/RE:+Red+List+\/+Zoo9+\/+Sellindge+Music+Festival","title":"RE: Red List \/ Zoo9 \/ Sellindge Music Festival","description":"Sellindge Music Festival apologises for any misunderstanding brought forth from the publication of the article \"The Secret Behind Zoo Thousand and Nine\". 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Tonight Clare and I are going out for beer and chilli, ACE!Clare made me a vegan chocolate and banana fudge cake to bring i... 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","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0802","lon":"1.1825"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0802","lon":"1.1825"},"category":["cafe","creative","quarter","food","child","friendly","coffee","gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Mentallica-tribute-Zoogang-Cox-s-Yard\/220796.html","title":"Mentallica (tribute), Zoogang","description":"6.00","geo:point":{"lat":"51.3751","lon":"-2.5447"},"geo":{"lat":"51.3751","lon":"-2.5447"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Mentallica-tribute-Zoogang-Cox-s-Yard\/215760.html","title":"Mentallica (tribute), Zoogang","geo:point":{"lat":"52.1927","lon":"-1.7024"},"geo":{"lat":"52.1927","lon":"-1.7024"},"category":["gig"]},{"link":"http:\/\/www.folkestonegerald.com\/gig\/Hevy-Festival-2010-Port-Lympne\/227733.html","title":"Hevy Festival 2010","description":"Gallows, Glassjaw, Sepultura, Napalm Death and lots more. This is the fest that was on the beach last year, not the one that was at the zoo!","geo:point":{"lat":"51.0775","lon":"1.0013"},"geo":{"lat":"51.0775","lon":"1.0013"},"category":["zoo","park","animals","wild animals","ticketmaster","gig"]}] )