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		<title>Talk about hedging your bets</title>
		<description>New KISS t-shirts. I guess they're saying &quot;just make sure you vote&quot;, but it's a bit like selling arms to both sides of the war isn't it?... </description>
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		<category>politics</category>
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		<category>election</category>
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		<category>obama</category>
		<category>barack obama</category>
		<category>john mccain</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11598/Talk+about+hedging+your+bets</link>
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		<title>Bhangra KISS</title>
		<description>Via last.fm.... </description>
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		<category>iain lee</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11486/Bhangra+KISS</link>
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		<title>Too old to rock</title>
		<description>have my new starter at work, our industrial placement from Canterbury University for the year. He seems a nice guy, but in making conversation I asked him what he was listening to... Simply Red! Phil Collins! Robbie Williams! This guy is not even twe... </description>
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		<category>donington</category>
		<category>download</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>dream</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11318/Too+old+to+rock</link>
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		<title>Some optimistic estimates in this online auction I feel</title>
		<description>These all sound a bit high to me, found an auction of rock memorabilia:Soundproofing from Abbey Road £850+, signed KISS album, £3-400. Madonna platinum album £500+, these things are so common, our old office was stuffed with them. Guess if you have a...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel&quot;&gt;Rated 3.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<category>ebay</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11244/Some+optimistic+estimates+in+this+online+auction+I+feel</link>
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		<title>Kiss meet and greet and soundcheck packages - ONE THOUSAND EUROS!</title>
		<description>I mentioned these the other day, they're on sale now for European dates (but not UK), and picking Berlin as an example, it'll cost you an extra 1050 euros on top of your ticket price, to go to the soundcheck and meet the band. Bargain.... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10963/Kiss+meet+and+greet+and+soundcheck+packages+-+ONE+THOUSAND+EUROS%21</link>
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		<title>KISS meet and greet</title>
		<description>Tour Dates Announced February 12, 2008May11 Munich Olympiahalle GERMANY13 Verona Arena ITALY15 Belgrade USCE Stadium SERBIA24 Moscow Olympissky RUSSIA26 St Petersburg Newarena RUSSIAJune4 Hamburg Color Line Arena GERMANY6 Prague Saska Arena CZECH REP... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10954/KISS+meet+and+greet</link>
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		<title>KISS confirmed for UK festivals</title>
		<description>KISSONLINE EXCLUSIVELast night, Paul Stanley confirmed that KISS will tour Europe and Scandinavia this May and June. The band will play arena and stadium shows.Details to follow....Stay tuned to KISSONLINE!Sort of exclusive to KISSONLINE, a chum tipp... </description>
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		<category>castle donington</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10907/KISS+confirmed+for+UK+festivals</link>
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		<title>KISS to headline Download!</title>
		<description>SWEET! There's a rumour that KISS are headlining the Download Festival at Castle Donington on Friday 13th of June! Seems a pretty strong rumour, and I was thinking of going to a festival this year anyway. Looks pretty likely that this will now NOT co... </description>
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		<category>download</category>
		<category>donington</category>
		<category>castle donington</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10902/KISS+to+headline+Download%21</link>
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		<title>Cure tickets</title>
		<description>Cure tickets are on their way, though of course I didn't buy them from ebay at a vastly inflated markup, I got them from Ticketbastard at a vastly inflated markup instead. Thirty five pounds each for the ticket, then another fiver each in ticketbasta... </description>
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		<category>ticketbastard</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10534/Cure+tickets</link>
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		<title>Paul Clarke Meet &amp; Greet Package</title>
		<description>No not really, I just got an email about a Paul Stanley thing you can bid on, promoting his new solo album. He's the singer with KISS like you didn't know...To celebrate the new release, and his current club tour, we are offering a once-in-a-lifetime... </description>
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		<category>usa,</category>
		<category>los</category>
		<category>angeles</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9723/Paul+Clarke+Meet+%26+Greet+Package</link>
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		<title>One night in Paris*</title>
		<description>So we hit Paris at the weekend, and we'd only been there a matter of minutes before Paris hit me. Friday, very early morning Eurostar, but nice, as it was from Ashford, which is just up the road from us. So no need to head into London, or even to get... </description>
		<category>paris</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9120/One+night+in+Paris%2A</link>
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		<title>*cough* how much???</title>
		<description>Three hundred quid for this vintage KISS t-shirt... Back to ebay for me, maybe I could get into this business... Hey here's one from the show I was at, and at slightly less than three hundred notes so far. I do have a Madonna t-shirt from 1987, I won... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9002/%2Acough%2A+how+much%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>Copy cat</title>
		<description>Gene Simmons breathing fire at a recent KISS show to launch a new casino:Also today I'm officially PISSED OFF with technology - while transferring all the weekend pictures from the camera (including both our birthday nights out, and Jenny's hen night... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8810/Copy+cat</link>
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		<title>The perfect crime</title>
		<description>After the fabulous treat of yesterday evening (sausage, beans and fried potatoes for tea AND two episodes of Lovejoy), this morning's long wait outside the office was probably due. No keyholder turned up for over an hour, so I couldn't get into the b... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8066/The+perfect+crime</link>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8038/It%27s+Not+Easy+Being+Green</link>
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		<title>Portentous</title>
		<description>Strange air about the world today - it's a fabulous day here in London, but the light and atmosphere feel a bit WEIRD. Could be that I've headed into town half an hour later than normal, or an actual armageddon could be on the way. Came into Cannon S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7985/Portentous</link>
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		<title>You've KISSed on your chips</title>
		<description>Only $850 for these KISS gambling chips! Bargain! I guess they are good for a real face value of $425 to start with, but ooh bit pricey... Thanks as always bayraider.tv.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7969/You%27ve+KISSed+on+your+chips</link>
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		<title>Half the internet is broke!</title>
		<description>Hmm, local DNS probs maybe, or a chunk of the internet has been bombed out... www.popex.com and www.google.com and www.radiotimes.com NO, but www.popbitch.com and www.clarkeology.com and www.kissonline.com YES, it's a wacky one. And now it's all back... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4657/Half+the+internet+is+broke%21</link>
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		<title>Weekend report</title>
		<description>Super weekend, starting with The Mighty Boosh at the LCH, funny, good, we felt a bit old though, they do attract a young audience, lots of whom were dressed up. I maybe enjoyed the show a bit more than my companions, though it did feel a bit like a c...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Weekend report&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report&quot;&gt;Rated 4.43/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4632/Weekend+report</link>
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		<title>alex zane</title>
		<description>he was with some girl, i think he was taking her home. they kissed at the door then they both went inside. (wish it was me haha!!) i hate that girl!!</description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Ooh, gmail web clips</title>
		<description>New feature added to gmail today, little web clips popping up at the top of my email, like this:It didn't know automatically that I was in Folkestone (though maybe it could by analysing my mails, hmm) but it throws in interesting stuff and you can cu... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4274/Ooh%2C+gmail+web+clips</link>
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		<title>It's all go today</title>
		<description>It's all go today, XFM Winter Wonderland tickets sold out before I managed to send out a spam about them, so now doing a bit of marketing of The Eagles Farewell Tour. I'd like to see them, but it's 75 quid or so for tix... did this suddenly turn into... </description>
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		<title>Keira Knightly in a KISS t-shirt</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/img/upload/keira_knightly_kiss_tshirt.jpg&quot;&gt;Keira Knightly in a KISS t-shirt&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;No reason.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3855/Keira+Knightly+in+a+KISS+t-shirt</link>
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		<title>Kiss 2020</title>
		<description>At Alexandra Palace on the 19th of September, tickets here! Bah, it's Emap Presents Kiss 2020, so not actually KISS at all, it will be some live version of their disco radio station. Possibly co-written by Ben Elton.What am I doing online at this tim...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3721/Kiss+2020&quot;&gt;Rated 1.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3721/Kiss+2020</link>
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		<title>Best Gigs Ever</title>
		<description>Hmm, having no joy tracking down the full 100 of Time Out's best london gigs chart they did last issue, but prompted by a thread on PopExcellent I've had a think about my top five gigs... I'm sure I'll think of more later and strike these out...1. Bl... </description>
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		<title>We were going to go overseas and tour, and I think wisely decided not to do it at this time.</title>
		<description>No those aren't my words, we DID go overseas to Ireland at the weekend, and did a bit of a tour that I will write up later... Those are from Gene Simmons on www.kissonline.com, so no KISS tour coming this way yet.... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3480/We+were+going+to+go+overseas+and+tour%2C+and+I+think+wisely+decided+not+to+do+it+at+this+time.</link>
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		<title>hotel india tango</title>
		<description>I remember those adverts and the outrage they caused because stupid kids went copying them. Funny how when they changed it to the kissing one, nobody copied that. But most of these kids weren't even born when those Tango adverts were out. Now that's ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3450/hotel+india+tango</link>
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		<title>Mushroom Magic</title>
		<description>Double bill of mushrooms today, a WHOPPER of a wild bracket mushroom spotted right outside our flat for starters. Not actually eating starters, it doesn't look like it's an edible one to me, but I will go off, look it up and come back and change this... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3433/Mushroom+Magic</link>
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		<title>Detroit Rock City</title>
		<description>Watched Detroit Rock City yesterday, OK film, great soundtrack though. It's all about four kids trying to get to a KISS concert in 1978, though it's actually set in 1978 so there's no time travel involved. It's fun, and it's dumb and it's worth a loo... </description>
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		<title>The KISS Podcast</title>
		<description>KISS Podcast - it's a KISS podcast / blogcast, did you guess?... </description>
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		<category>podcasts</category>
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		<title>Finsbury Park</title>
		<description>plus Rage Against The Machine, Skunk Anansie, Thunder and Three Colours Red and L7. Got freebies from the NME and drank all the money I saved. Kind of lost it about five songs in and ended up in Covent Garden.... </description>
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