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		<title>Folkestone fringe</title>
		<description>at the leas lift, curated by club shepway:this saturday and sunday cathy lomax and alex michon present l'estranger:where paranoid plup fiction drives out fact...a dishevelled young stranger arrives at a coastal town. his clothes are strange and his f... </description>
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		<title>Wagamama tipping policy</title>
		<description>we do not include a service charge and when people leave a tip, 100% of the money goes to our staff - they are the ones who earn it, and they’re the ones who should receive it! our staff are also paid national minimum wage or more and we do not use t...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11499/Wagamama+tipping+policy&quot;&gt;Rated 7.77/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>tips</category>
		<category>tipping police</category>
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		<title>St Tropez of culture</title>
		<description>Does this sound familiar? From Saturday's GuardianPierre Cardin, the millionaire Paris fashion designer and businessman who has spent millions restoring the castle, is trying to turn the village into a &quot;St Tropez of culture&quot;. After establishing his o... </description>
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		<category>france</category>
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		<title>So was that the summer then?</title>
		<description>In the interest of being able to read back on this in years to come and reminisce about what was going on, I should have said something about the weather recently I think. But, I blinked, and it's gone now. Got a barbecue lined up for this Saturday, ... </description>
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		<category>employment</category>
		<category>recruitment</category>
		<category>weather</category>
		<category>job</category>
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		<title>Our actual first day in Key West</title>
		<description>I realise that my previous post about our first day in Key West a) didn't contain any info, b) had things from our second day on the map, and c) has slipped down the page and no-one will read it. So here at last is the first part of our journey. Clar... </description>
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		<category>usa</category>
		<category>florida</category>
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		<category>sloppy joe</category>
		<category>captain tony</category>
		<category>airport</category>
		<category>travel</category>
		<category>flying</category>
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		<title>The Fisherman’s rest is rubbish</title>
		<description>The Fisherman’s rest is rubbish and I won’t be using that place again, decided to pop in for a drink last weekend (3rd May) with my wife and friends, only to be told very rudely by the Landlord to leave as it was a private function.  The place looked... </description>
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		<category>booze</category>
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		<title>Are you sure Hazel didn't register in both your names?</title>
		<description>I wouldn't think the BBC would spam out invitations for something like this. We both registered (in our own names) though I didn't go for the competition aspect of it, so I won't get some researcher from Radio One seeing if I'm fun enough (and young ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11200/Are+you+sure+Hazel+didn%27t+register+in+both+your+names%3F&quot;&gt;Rated 5.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>park</category>
		<category>field</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>festival</category>
		<category>mighty boosh</category>
		<category>neil young</category>
		<category>maidstone</category>
		<category>radio1</category>
		<category>radio one</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>competition</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11200/Are+you+sure+Hazel+didn%27t+register+in+both+your+names%3F</link>
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		<title>Pasta and sauce confusion</title>
		<description>Got some pasta and sauce to microwave for lunch, really had nothing else left. Instructions say:1 Place 400ml of cold water and the contents of the packet into a non metallic bowl and stir2 Cover and microwave on full power for 5 1/2 minutes3 Halfway... </description>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10996/Pasta+and+sauce+confusion</link>
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		<title>SAMWAYS Family of Dorset</title>
		<description>My SAMWAYS ancestors are from Dorset, places such as Chaldon Herring, Dorchester, Wareham, Portesham, Little Bredy, Long Bredy, Fordington and Owermoigne.I have researched my SAMWAYS folk back to the early 1700s, most of my research is online on my w... </description>
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		<category>genealogy</category>
		<category>family tree</category>
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		<title>Today's walk around Canterbury</title>
		<description>OK, not all walking, we got the bus to Canterbury, and the GPS kept the signal all the way as you can see... if you zoom in on Canterbury itself (which I'll try and do automatically I think) you can see where we walked. got some pictures to upload to... </description>
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		<category>property</category>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>flat</category>
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		<title>Giant Dave Grohl</title>
		<description>Has anyone been over to the Art Exhibition at Hythe Road, just off the A20 near to Secret Garden Restaurant? There have been a lot of requests for big icon paintings and there is a v.cool BIG canvas of Dave Grohl in red and brown plus a BIG Dirty Har... </description>
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		<category>dave grohl</category>
		<category>foo fighters</category>
		<category>nirvana</category>
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		<title>Magic Numbers every bit as good as I predicted</title>
		<description>OK my prediction of Morrissey joining them on stage was a complete fabrication, but we did get Bernard Butler appearing with them to perform &quot;Love's a Game&quot;, which then medleyed on into &quot;People Get Ready&quot;. They did another wacky ending of another of ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted&quot;&gt;Rated 5.78/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
			<geo:lat>51.5057</geo:lat>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>art</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>concert</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
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		<category>london</category>
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		<category>review</category>
		<category>magic numbers</category>
		<category>mitchell and webb</category>
		<category>bernard butler</category>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>earthquake</category>
		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>video</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10740/Magic+Numbers+every+bit+as+good+as+I+predicted</link>
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		<title>Frank Skinner last night</title>
		<description>Quite a good gig last night, Frank was funny and rude, and likeable because of his self depracating ways. He did two sets, with an interval, and then came back to do a little song on his banjo too. He's on tour for another two months, so see him if y...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Frank Skinner last night&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night&quot;&gt;Rated 3.63/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
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		<category>popbitch</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10535/Frank+Skinner+last+night</link>
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		<title>RE: Train news</title>
		<description>Working in a bank we have quite a nice pension, although it isn't one of those magical final salary pensions that the public sector get.That said, I leave here on Friday so no more nice pension contributions.Having troubles posting for some reason, y... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10463/RE%3A+Train+news</link>
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		<title>Edinburgh (being the second part of our holiday)</title>
		<description>Edinburgh is nice. &quot;Our kind of city&quot; the wife wrote on her postcards, and I agree. We got a speedy train there from Carlisle into Edinburgh Haymarket, this was the side of the city we were staying on. We could have been a bit closer to the action bu... </description>
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		<category>david bann</category>
		<category>black bo</category>
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		<category>rebus</category>
		<category>fleshmarket close</category>
		<category>duke of edinburgh</category>
		<category>prince philip</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10330/Edinburgh+%28being+the+second+part+of+our+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>Quite Interesting</title>
		<description>Went back to QI, and it was ace, glad we made the effort. I had the afternoon off, and got away on time, so I had hours to kill before the show. I went to the National Gallery, and saw some paintings, it was nice. Then I wondered around Soho grazing ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Hey Pauly! DID THE EARTH MOVE FOR YOU!? and so on...Glad to see you're both okay. The first I knew about any earthquake was when I heard about it from you. You should leave that video clip on it's side so that anyone watching thinks it's caused much ... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10170/RE%3A+Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>RE: How'd you get on in London?</title>
		<description>I got on too well - lots of drink and girls (and learning of course, brushed up on the latest User-centered Design).Although I always seem to start my breaks in London thinking &quot;I should really live here&quot; and leave thinking &quot;I never want to live here... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9769/RE%3A+How%27d+you+get+on+in+London%3F</link>
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		<title>Good weekend</title>
		<description>Rain seemed to play quite a part... Friday, raced out of work not quite in time to go to the Andrew Davies talk, part of the literary festival, but in good time to get some chips, and eat them in the rain on my way to  The Grand Hotel where the talk ... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<title>First day of school</title>
		<description>So, my first day back at work after a nice summer off. So far it is just great, there's a free canteen in the building, today I had Chinese vegetables and rice and things, there was also a meaty option of red Thai curry. Now to the downside, they don... </description>
			<geo:lat>51.0800</geo:lat>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9706/First+day+of+school</link>
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		<title>Dad?</title>
		<description>Did I leave myself logged in on your computer? &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/cgi-bin/board.cgi?logOut=1&quot;&gt;Click here to log out&lt;/a&gt;...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8849/Dad%3F</link>
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		<title>What does the world health organisation know anyway?</title>
		<description>The World Health Organisation recommends 24 degrees Centigrade as a maximum working temperature. But it's a recommendation, not law, so we can't leave the office, boo. If you're reading this at some point in the future, there's a good chance today is... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8747/What+does+the+world+health+organisation+know+anyway%3F</link>
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		<title>Harry Clarke on Ebay</title>
		<description>Just searching on a whim and I found this Hans Andersen's Fairy Tales, illustrated by Harry Clarke. This is Harry Clarke who is Clare's great grand uncle, no blood relation to we Clarkes, but now part of my family. The book must have just been put on... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8735/Harry+Clarke+on+Ebay</link>
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		<title>School's out for, ooh, a long time now</title>
		<description>Going through some old photos now I have a scanner, here's my infant school lineup:[[http://static.flickr.com/59/166633373_32afcd8353.jpg] Portchester Northern Infants School Class 5]]Google have released  a web version of Picasa, their photo organis... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8553/School%27s+out+for%2C+ooh%2C+a+long+time+now</link>
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		<title>What am I, a scone?</title>
		<description>Spent most of yesterday doing doctory things, had to head down to the surgery and register, see a nurse, fill forms, fill something else, etc. Then much hanging around until I could get to see a doctor. Too much of this was in the waiting room. Parts... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8171/What+am+I%2C+a+scone%3F</link>
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		<title>No, *not* grey squirrel curry!</title>
		<description>Bad ITV, squirrels are friends, not food! Lord Inglewood, patron of North West Red Alert tries some the shock tactic of suggesting celebrities feed our furry friends to small children:What about celebrity chefs like Jamie Oliver promoting it for scho... </description>
		<category>squirrels</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7947/No%2C+%2Anot%2A+grey+squirrel+curry%21</link>
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		<title>No more videos for a while</title>
		<description>Ace weekend, shame the weather was so poor, as it was again this morning. The family came, and it was very nice, though mostly I made them stay in the flat and work. We did go out for a mighty dinner at The Jackdaw, none of the adults managed to clea... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4667/No+more+videos+for+a+while</link>
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		<title>Fitter, happier, more productive</title>
		<description>I'm not falling into the trap of making resolutions, but I am going to try and get a few more things sorted. Had a fairly productive Christmas, so why not continue in this vein? Oh yes, spurred on by my new toilet seat, here's what I'm achieving...We... </description>
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		<title>A day of doing my head in</title>
		<description>Have completely failed to install a thing called HTMLDoc for work, cannot make it not core dump on this machine, so now I'm off looking for other ways to make PDFs with perl. It's making my brane hurt.Was just doing a survey on someone else's blog an... </description>
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		<title>Thanks for that brief but useful comment...</title>
		<description>If anyone out there can offer any more info along these lines about any of the venues here, that'll really help with the map; accomodation, booze, real ale, children welcome, dartboard, dj, food, garden, jukebox, live music, pool table, vegetarian fo... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4195/Thanks+for+that+brief+but+useful+comment...</link>
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