No three eyed fishDungeness was cool I thought, very peaceful and spacious. Whether that's because the only people still there are dead from radiation poisoning, I wouldn't like to say. We saw some cool houses there, and this excellent 1950s style American trailer thi... Return of the jeteyeTired today, nice weekend, until we started getting back to London... Went to Chambers three times over the weekend, excessive I think, but it's my fave place in town so all the time I can get people to go there I think we should... bought some new k... At The Eye?Why couldn't it be at the weekend, I am around this weekend... going out in the week this early in the year, are you mad? Will see what I can do...JanuaryThursday 6th: Stoke Newington Eye, 79-81 Stoke Newington High Street, 9pm, freeTuesday 18th: VIP... "Comedy fascist" eyes FolkestoneA reality TV candidate is eyeing our townHe is considering standing against either Michael Howard, the Tory leader, in Folkestone and Hythe or against Labour's Iain Coleman in Hammersmith and Fulham, the west London constituency, according to the Sun... Ugandan Discussions: Private Eye CoversI like this, <a href="http://www.ugandandiscussions.co.uk">Private Eye covers</a>, going back to <a href="http://www.ugandandiscussions.co.uk/1/">the very first issue</a>...Argh, mine eyes!Sir, you have my parents old three-piece suite! And by Christ, it's ugly... *smirk*Heye you! Wat are you will doing to? I will be killing youLoving gnomz.com an online cartoon making thing... mostly just because this is the first one I saw:clarkeology.com/img/crop/img_upload_heye_you.gifNot made my own cartoon yet, not sure that one can be bettered.... And two eyes made out of, er, sproutsUs in the snow today in the in-laws garden, Clare took the picture that's why she's missing... We really did have an amazing amount of snow here in Folkestone, more than I've seen in years. Four or five inches fell overnight, on top of whatever fell ... RE: And two eyes made out of, er, sproutsI'm so jealous and almost half tempted to move to Folkestone so we can experience some more snow - we just about had a covering of snow and then it all turned to rain within hours and washed away... no fair.The Heights - Jamaica Beer EyesAnd video number two from work, it's The Heights and "Jamaica Beer Eyes", also on bestbeforerecords.com. Tour dates are as follows:22 Feb 2006 Portsmouth Wedgewood Rooms23 Feb 2006 Oxford Zodiac24 Feb 2006 Leicester Princess Charlotte25 Feb 200... It's all kind of familiar from so many Private Eye columnsCheers for the update!Susan KennedyMaybe they both need explaining; London Eye is that big wheel thing near Charing Cross, Susan Kennedy is foxy mum and wife of the Doctor in NEIGHBOURS. She was just sat having coffee, and being HARRASSED by schoolchildren, weilding things to be autog... Woman from Brasseye - The reporter oneThe reporter woman in the sex episode "stop being gay with your men"<br />On the W7 bus, she got off at Finsbury Pk tube and was wearing sunglasses. Saw her last week.maybe he tattooed eyeliner on in his manics days?And now he needs to keep the old peepers covered to keep a low profile?Get a bit of shut eye this weekendThe Fighting Cocks will be doing their best to demolish Islington's "Red Eye" venue (Copenhagen St, N1) tonight - it's finally closing it's doors after five years, as it's being converted into flats. The 'Cocks are playing the closing party tonight, ... King Adora LiveKing Adora are doing a few days of PA's to support their new album "Vibrate You", that came out this morning...Five O'Clock today they're at Virgin Megastore in Birmingham...Four O'Clock Wednesday (23rd May) they're at One Up Records, Belmot Street A... Don't shoot until you see the whites of their BLOODY EYES!Oh, that was Zulu, and this is ULU, more specifically their gig newsletter they send me...We've just had confirmation that Deptfords finest, xfm favorites and indie darlings will be gracing us with their presence on the 28th March Sjm Concerts presen... I actually have red eyes, so they go green in photos insteadNah all the pics of me are taken by the wife and she's clearly a better photographer.RE: Doing the red eye thingnah - you have to be proper vain to edit pics of yourself....not that i've ever done it.....i just meant that i would have imagined a man of your technical prowess would not have red eye. strangely it doesnt show up as much on you....are you satan?... Doing the red eye thingI think I mostly had the camera set on "don't give me no red eye", but it is a bit old and maybe it doesn't work so well... Some cameras do multiple flashes to get rid of it but mine doesn't I don't think. I've not done any processing on those images... It's not just Adam Rickitt with his eye on Michael Howard's seat<a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/5035136.stm">45 other Tories are standing here</a>, lawks it will be a bit crowded won't it?<br /><br />One eyed manI saw an actor I recognised yesterday, round the back of the Covent Garden Opera House, though I can't remember his name or what he's been in - a household name then, I'm sure. I think he's been in Inspector Morse and also The New Statesman among a h... I've read Girlfriend In A Coma tooThat was OK I think, not as good as the other two, but I read a really bad review of his latest book in Private Eye. Can't remember the title of it, but there was a character in it called Douglas Coupland. Maybe it was Jpod.... Stay out of the Nine Black Alps and into the redThis always makes me chuckle and I always forget to tell anyone. Just listening to "Over the ocean" by Nine Black Alps. If you have it, skip forward to about 1'40" in, it sounds exactly like part of the theme music to Bullseye.What a shame about Alex HigginsThat he died alone and may have been dead for several days before being discovered according to The Guardian. RIP.I've had a great couple of days, will report back tomorrow so as not to just brush this death aside with fluffy chat about beer and elep... My favourite thingFrom this week's popbitch:John Cooper, on trial for the murder of four peoplein Pembrokeshire in the 1980s, was a contestanton Bullseye one month before the shootings.So look out for that one on Challenge TV!... Cheapest way to get Sky multiroomA magic eye, even comes with a new remote control. I think this is what I bought by mistake before when I wanted to hide my DVD player and so on away in the cupboard. I got a refund on that and bought the right thing, but sounds like it would do the ... Got the TV connected up with no wiresCan't really appreciate the full beauty from this picture but I have got the new telly talking to the sky box without wires at last. That was yesterday, today I've taken it all down again so as to decorate the room, hope it's all still working when I... One Night Of QueenQueen tribute show... Is this the one with the chap from Stars in their Eyes in it?The Beta BandNME Brats show, lovely write up: [quote]Flash forward a few years to the Beta Band in January 2000, at an NME Brats show. I don't really remember much, other than that I was with a big group of my gigging mates in the upstairs bit, we were all trolle... Puppetry of the penisEye watering. Would you try something like this..?I Am Ghost, Eyes Set To Kill, Confide, Lower Than Atlantis10.00Third Eye BlindBlack Eyed Peas in Barcelona, Spain110.00WOLF EYESEric Clapton and Steve Winwood in LondonSteve Winwood Born: May 12, 1948 in Birmingham, England Active: '70s - 2000s Major Styles: Blue-Eyed Soul, Pop/Rock, Album Rock Instrument: Keyboards Representative Albums: "Back in the High Life,"...Black Eyed Peas - Standing49.5BOY WITH X-RAY EYES5.00Black Eyed Peas49.5Americana & Cajun NightRedeye back at the Hook and Hatchet, music and dance.Food from 6.00pm.RedeyeCajun and Americana Night, music and dance from 9.00pm, food served from 6.30pmBlack Eyed Peas - Official Aftershow Party in London49.50Black Eyed Peas - Meet Me Half Way Package165Black Eyed Peas - Official Aftershow Party20Black Eyed Peas - After Show Party20Black Eyed Peas - Seated49.5Black Eyed Peas - After Show Party15Eyes Wide OpenThird Eye Blind in London37.50Third Eye Blind in London11.55