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		<title>Argh, mine eyes!</title>
		<description>Sir, you have my parents old three-piece suite! And by Christ, it's ugly... *smirk*</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2864/Argh,+mine+eyes!</link>
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		<title>Mine's a large one</title>
		<description>No whiskey depth charges for you in Chambers</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3783/Mine%27s+a+large+one</link>
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		<title>Folkestonamine?</title>
		<description>A friend says there's a substance school toilet walls are painted with, to repel graffiti. Google has nothing... was he winding me up?... </description>
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		<title>Mine's so common I've met people with the same name</title>
		<description>I'm fairly often in Private Eye, and there was him off Big Brother too.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4716/Mine%27s+so+common+I%27ve+met+people+with+the+same+name</link>
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		<title>Shane Ritchie and other EastEnders lad</title>
		<description>Shane Ritchie and the lad who plays his younger brother in EastEnders were posing for photos with hysterical girls as we were going in.Edited by goldsoundz (80181), Mon 23 Jun 11:15</description>
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		<title>Would the real best single please stand up?</title>
		<description>The man with Stan, Eminem tops our version of ITV's &quot;Single of the Year&quot; poll...Asked to pick from the list of 20 nominations, you've gone for Eminem's &quot;The Real Slim Shady&quot; as top, Bloodhound Gang's &quot;The Bad Touch&quot;, and Spiller (featuring Sophie Ell... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6686/Would+the+real+best+single+please+stand+up%3F</link>
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		<title>My Nomine Est...</title>
		<description>Lawks, check this out, if you've not already been sent it:Followed up a hunch I had with a little bit of research on the web today, and it appears that i've come up with a result.  Something in the back of my mind suggested to me that &quot;eminem&quot; was a ... </description>
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		<title>Elton to replace Dido</title>
		<description>Elton John is courting controversy right now by apparently planning to duet with Eminem at the Grammys...In the midst of all the campaigns and protests, and in a scene reminiscent of Elton and Axl's duet at the Freddie Mercury Tribute Concert - Elton... </description>
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		<title>Eminem Naked</title>
		<description>&quot;Eminem Naked&quot; and &quot;Eminem Nude&quot; are still two of the most searched for terms on that interweb that result in a hit on popEx... Good work naked slim shady seekers!There are no naked pictures of Eminem on this site, and I've just had a bit of a scout ... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6970/Eminem+Naked</link>
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		<title>Not for broadcast before July 5</title>
		<description>RAH, got the new Beta Band album (Hot Shots 2), big up to Mike @ Infected for the smashing parcel of stuff that arrived today...The album's out on July 16th, though the first single from it &quot;Broke&quot; is out next week.The opening track on the album, &quot;Sq... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7034/Not+for+broadcast+before+July+5</link>
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		<title>Freeheat Front Page Briberama</title>
		<description>Freeheat have a new EP &quot;Retox&quot; out now, and a few dates to promote it... they play;Freeheat @ Sheffield Uni Fuzz Club(Thu 28 Feb)Freeheat @ Liverpool University, Liverpool(Sat 2 Mar)[info / details]Freeheat @ The Water Rats Theatre, Kings Cross, Lond... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7316/Freeheat+Front+Page+Briberama</link>
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		<title>Eminem Wins 2 Awards at VMA</title>
		<description>Valued punter Ben Keating sent this in, I hope it's not just copied and pasted from another site...Eminem appeared at the MTV Video Music Awards on Thurday and put on a great show. He entered the world famous Radio City Music Hall singing The Real Sl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7450/Eminem+Wins+2+Awards+at+VMA</link>
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		<title>Would the real Frank Butcher please stand up?</title>
		<description>Quick, download Eminem vs Frank Butcher before THE MAN deletes it... it's ACE, and just part of a CRAZE that is sweeping the modern interweb of mixing Eminem with other artists... Check the MP3 section of popEx, choose your favourite, vote for it, su... </description>
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		<title>I thought Eminem was sold out?</title>
		<description>Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire (Sat 21 Jun) [info&amp;nbsp;/&amp;nbsp;details]Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckinghamshire (Sun 22 Jun) [info&amp;nbsp;/&amp;nbsp;details]Eminem @ Milton Keynes Bowl, Milton Keynes, Buckingh... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7702/I+thought+Eminem+was+sold+out%3F</link>
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		<title>Eminem tickets</title>
		<description>Eminem's doing some big shows this summer in the UK, very exciting... Get Eminem tickets here!Oh, they go on sale Saturday AM.... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7715/Eminem+tickets</link>
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		<title>All mine all mine</title>
		<description>James Herbertesque sort of weather today, very foggy at home, and all the way into London... makes things seem a bit quieter, I wonder if the fog is really absorbing sound...Great weekend, tiring though, I could do with being asleep right now. After ... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Minesweeper: the movie</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1770138&quot;&gt;Excellent&lt;/a&gt;, from &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.collegehumor.com&quot;&gt;collegehumor.com&lt;/a&gt;... geek humour more like.</description>
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		<title>Eminem A2M</title>
		<description>So reckon Eminem was in on it or not?... </description>
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		<title>About to attempt bath #4</title>
		<description>Feed time for Harry now, then going to try another bath. He's not keen so far, first bath was a proper screamer, next one he was OK with, then yesterdays was bad once again. Will report back on this one, possibly days later before I'm back on the com... </description>
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		<title>Civil liberties are quite good, m'kay</title>
		<description>Completely addicted to the new version of Picasa I can't stop going through my photos, mostly through the &quot;unnamed people&quot;. Seeing a) who it can't recognise that I can help out with, b) who it has recognised even when they don't look like themselves,... </description>
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		<title>Bowlie, BACK!</title>
		<description>Belle and Sebastian are curating an All Tomorrows Parties weekenders at Butlins, Minehead. This sounds like a family friendly sort of gig to me, cheers for the tip @ralpht... We went to the first Bowlie (what it was called before All Tomorrows Partie... </description>
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		<title>Simon Pegg, Jessica Stephenson, Andy Serkis, Tim Curry...</title>
		<description>What's not to like? The imminent Burke and Hare movie:Only just heard about this, from Clare who heard it from someone at work. Oh Ronnie Corbett too, and was that Stephen Merchant? Looks ace!... </description>
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		<title>Like a lovely spring morning here now</title>
		<description>Got all the doors open while I do some housework as it's so warm here in costa del seabrook. Thought there was more snow on the way?Clare and Harry are out feeding ducks, and we're all going to the park this afternoon.Just had an entertaining few min... </description>
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		<title>Went to Thailand Tom last Saturday</title>
		<description>We had a nice meal, with nice wine, and by all accounts a nice desert. It's good to have a Thai restaurant locally and I will be back again... however...In the menu it thoughtfully says &quot;we can cater for any special requirements, vegan, whatever just... </description>
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		<title>Lonely Planet compares Dover to Blackpool</title>
		<description>Just read this article at lunch in The Independent (we get the papers delivered at work now), Lonely Planet's latest edition takes a special interest in pointing out the worst bits of Britain, if that and related articles are to be believed. Dover ge... </description>
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		<title>Where did my holiday go (part two)?</title>
		<description>Friday morning we got up at a reasonable time to head to Brighton. Harry was staying with Mum and Dad, Dad was working but Mum being semi-retired now had the day off. We packed as lightly as we could and got a lift to Fareham station. Harry was good ... </description>
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		<title>Pavement in Glasgow</title>
		<description>Pavement in Glasgow tickets Pavement have announced their UK comeback. Pavement play London Brixton Academy and curate the legendary ATP Festival at Butlins in Minehead. Get your Pavement...</description>
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		<title>Magi, Pistola Kicks, Ratells, Ketamine Kim</title>
		<description>5.00</description>
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		<title>Mudhoney</title>
		<description>Were you at this gig? Did you see an inflatable lady crowdsurfing? That was mine, I won it in a raffle in the &lt;strong&gt;Good Mixer&lt;/strong&gt; just before the gig.</description>
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		<title>ATP Festival: Curated by Pavement in Minehead</title>
		<description>ATP Festival: Curated by Pavement in Minehead tickets Pavement have announced their UK comeback. Pavement play London Brixton Academy and curate the legendary ATP Festival at Butlins in Minehead. Get your Pavement...</description>
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		<title>Dopamine</title>
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		<title>ATP Festival: Curated by Matt Groening in Minehead</title>
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		<title>Pavement in Rome, Italy</title>
		<description>Pavement in Rome, Italy tickets Pavement have announced their UK comeback. Pavement play London Brixton Academy and curate the legendary ATP Festival at Butlins in Minehead. Get your Pavement...</description>
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		<title>Orange Street Music: Robert Mitchell Trio</title>
		<description>Twice BBC Jazz Award nominees, the Robert Mitchell Trio will perform original compositions along with arrangements by other contemporary artists including Radiohead and Massive Attack.... </description>
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		<title>Art by Yasmine Reza - Tryst Theatre</title>
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		<title>No Son of Mine</title>
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		<title>DJ Parker, Paper Tiger, Astroboy, Jiminez &amp; Mr Zimbabwe</title>
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		<title>Mine, by Bekah Brunstetter, Directed by Ellie Browning, Vibrant Â An</title>
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		<title>T in the Park: Headliner Eminem in Glenrothes</title>
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		<title>Dopamine</title>
		<description>7.00</description>
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		<title>Four Lions</title>
		<description>Film Starts - 8pm. Four Lions is the debut feature film from director Chris Morris. Omar is determined to become a Jihadi soldier. Dim-witted Waj thinks this is a great idea, but white Islamic convert Barry has other ideas. Meanwhile, Faisal has lear... </description>
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