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		<title>Backstage at Elton John's new year's eve party...</title>
		<description>This doesn't actually sound like a bad deal, New Year's Eve is always expensive and disappointing, how do you best tickets for Elton John, at the 'Dome, free drinks and an after show party too? All for less than 300 quid. Regular tickets are around t...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11769/Backstage+at+Elton+John%27s+new+year%27s+eve+party...&quot;&gt;Rated 5.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>millenium dome</category>
		<category>o2 arena</category>
		<category>new years eve</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11769/Backstage+at+Elton+John%27s+new+year%27s+eve+party...</link>
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		<title>NME Big Gig 2009 / The Cure support acts</title>
		<description>Line up according to various sources (including last.fm) is The Cure, Justice, Foals, and Crystal Castles so far. The supports don't seem up to the standard of last year at the moment.Shockwaves NME Awards Big Gig - Featuring The CureThe Cure gig tic...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11690/NME+Big+Gig+2009+/+The+Cure+support+acts&quot;&gt;Rated 5.71/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>o2 arena</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11690/NME+Big+Gig+2009+/+The+Cure+support+acts</link>
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		<title>Non political news</title>
		<description>Ah, the weekend, seems like so long ago now. Chocka at work this week, I am shut away in isolation for two weeks to work on a new project. Good to be without distractions of people coming up to my desk, and actually good to be so busy, it's making th... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>droplifting</category>
		<category>susie dent</category>
		<category>litarary festival</category>
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		<category>mobile phone</category>
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		<title>Who is Russell Brand?</title>
		<description>Lordy, could Russell Brand have done anything better to raise his profile than that phone call to Andrew Sachs? Mostly it's probably the Hate Mail on Sunday that's to blame. When the original Russell Brand show went out, no-one was listening. It's on... </description>
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		<category>jonathan ross</category>
		<category>andrew sachs</category>
		<category>radio</category>
		<category>georgina baillie</category>
		<category>voluptua</category>
		<category>satanic sluts</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11667/Who+is+Russell+Brand%3F</link>
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		<title>Great weekend (belated weeekend-o-blog)</title>
		<description>Great as in really good and great as in just enormous, fitted quite a lot in. Clare was out in London Friday night, and had got a hotel so I was planning to meet her later and we'd stay over so as to have a nice Saturday there too. Work is busy as ev... </description>
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		<category>london</category>
		<category>popbitch</category>
		<category>pub</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>cocktails</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11632/Great+weekend+%28belated+weeekend-o-blog%29</link>
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		<title>PHREADZ podcast</title>
		<description>Well sort of. Some of the content from Kosso's phreadz.com is also available in MP4 format, which is kind of handy for ipod video. So I'm hoping this feed will populate my ipod with the fascinating conversations these guys are having. Only some of th... </description>
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		<category>ipod</category>
		<category>podcasting</category>
		<category>video podcast</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11470/PHREADZ+podcast</link>
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		<title>Simple Simon's: GONE!</title>
		<description>Simple Simon's has reopened as &quot;The Parrot&quot;. Still very similar, less independent beers on the bar and more Youngs, as that's who owns it now. Had a brace of pints there yesterday afternoon and it was very nice. They now sell bottles of beer at the b...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11407/Simple+Simon%27s%3A+GONE%21&quot;&gt;Rated 5.68/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>the parrot canterbury</category>
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		<category>parrot pub canterbury</category>
		<category>parrot inn canterbury</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11407/Simple+Simon%27s%3A+GONE%21</link>
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		<title>Portchester weekender</title>
		<description>Spent a smashing weekend in Portchester as it was Mum's birthday yesterday. Headed over Friday afternoon on the train, meeting up with Andy on the way in The Golden Lion. Not a great pub but a good evening anyway and some nice pints of HSB and a chat...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Portchester weekender&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/47/129574428_cbc63362c1_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender&quot;&gt;Rated 5.04/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>garden</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>castle</category>
		<category>historic house</category>
		<category>monument</category>
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		<category>portchester gala</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11351/Portchester+weekender</link>
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		<title>RE: So was that the summer then?</title>
		<description>Oh, a job. How much would you pay me, and would I be your boss? I'm down in that there London just now - working and partying. Well, mostly working, but a with little partying.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11277/RE%3A+So+was+that+the+summer+then%3F</link>
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		<title>Wedding video and new jeans</title>
		<description>Had a slightly rum Saturday night out but then a lovely Sunday afternoon to follow. Felt a bit queasy on Saturday so although we went out to Folkestone in the day, and had lunch at The Whole World Cafe (felty queasy before we went there, certainly no...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans&quot;&gt;Rated 3.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>jeans</category>
		<category>for all mankind</category>
		<category>hythe</category>
		<category>red lion</category>
		<category>white hart</category>
		<category>three mariners</category>
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		<category>key west</category>
		<category>wedding</category>
		<category>kevin</category>
		<category>guiselle</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11252/Wedding+video+and+new+jeans</link>
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		<title>ABE Books also leaving Commission Junction</title>
		<description>Hmm, ebay recently quit Commission Junction (an affiliate company, who make it easy for small fry like me to refer you to a company who pay a commission), and now ABE Books are off too, I wonder what's going on? There are millions of companies out th... </description>
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		<category>abe</category>
		<category>books</category>
		<category>abebooks</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11146/ABE+Books+also+leaving+Commission+Junction</link>
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		<title>good point re the jumping graphics, been meaning to fix that for a while</title>
		<description>I am a vegan and am tempted to go there if they can rustle something up for me, but mostly I do just like to keep quiet and order something safe from the menu, sounds like that's not an option here...</description>
		<category>cafe belge</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11109/good+point+re+the+jumping+graphics%2C+been+meaning+to+fix+that+for+a+while</link>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>the cure</category>
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		<category>wembley</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>Good weekend, rubbish episode of Lost</title>
		<description>Nice weekend, Emma was visiting, we sat about quite a lot, and went to Chambers (via a very brief look in at The Bank Bar) on the Saturday night. Did not eat out all weekend (cue &quot;but if you don't owt you'll die!&quot;), can't remember the last time I had... </description>
		<category>blood</category>
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		<category>ricky gervais</category>
		<category>rugby</category>
		<category>chambers</category>
		<category>escondido</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11050/Good+weekend%2C+rubbish+episode+of+Lost</link>
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		<title>Spoof stories</title>
		<description>Noticed a lot more people recently turning up here having looked for spoof stories or spoof story, mostly as a result of this spoof story about Dickens World. Wonder if it's just coincidence that people are trawling for spoof stories around the time ... </description>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>spoof story</category>
		<category>spoof stories</category>
		<category>spoof</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11031/Spoof+stories</link>
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		<title>Today's walk around Canterbury</title>
		<description>OK, not all walking, we got the bus to Canterbury, and the GPS kept the signal all the way as you can see... if you zoom in on Canterbury itself (which I'll try and do automatically I think) you can see where we walked. got some pictures to upload to... </description>
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		<category>property</category>
		<category>house</category>
		<category>flat</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10835/Today%27s+walk+around+Canterbury</link>
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		<title>My recommended events</title>
		<description>Cool, just discovered my recommended events at last.fm, and I see loads of bands that I like or liked in the past are playing live about now, including bands that I didn't really know were still going, including Love / Hate, Sheep on Drugs, Ricky Spo... </description>
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		<category>sandgate</category>
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		<category>last.fm</category>
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		<title>So this is who I was bidding against in that last Harry Clarke auction</title>
		<description>I bought a 1931 copy of Hans Anderson's Fairy Tales on ebay the other day for about twenty quid. It's in terrible condition (though I've mostly reassembled it) and some of the black and white illustrations have been crayoned in by a child, BUT, all o... </description>
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		<category>books</category>
		<category>ebay</category>
		<category>clarke</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10776/So+this+is+who+I+was+bidding+against+in+that+last+Harry+Clarke+auction</link>
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		<title>If a picture paints a thousand words...</title>
		<description>Does this video clip of us in Belgium this weekend make anything I have to say on the subject completely redundant?See, Mum, Dad, Clare and me on a humungous big wheel, part of the Plaisers d'Hiver festival type affair that was going in Brussels this... </description>
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		<category>mustard</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10775/If+a+picture+paints+a+thousand+words...</link>
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		<title>York (being the fourth part of my holiday)</title>
		<description>York is great, a lot like Canterbury, but seemingly with more pubs. Our hotel was the birth place of Guy Fawkes, and had sloping floors and four poster beds, proper historic. It practically butts up to the cathedral, not sure you can tell from my pho... </description>
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		<category>youtube</category>
		<category>cathedral</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10698/York+%28being+the+fourth+part+of+my+holiday%29</link>
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		<title>RE: I don't even know why I said it, a bit of Friday afternoon frivolity is all</title>
		<description>I did have plans for the weekend, mostly involving getting my hair cut and drinking (in that order).I'm pleased to tell you that the plan was a great success. Plus the usualy Halloween frivolities, I'm still trying to recover - I think I lost a day s... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10657/RE%3A+I+don%27t+even+know+why+I+said+it%2C+a+bit+of+Friday+afternoon+frivolity+is+all</link>
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		<title>Mulled wine! And BEER!</title>
		<description>This one's mostly for Dean, I know he likes to hear about how hard we're working at work. We're having another one of our fun days tomorrow, one last barbecue to celebrate a big deal working out, and everyone working hard to make it happen. Also, you... </description>
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		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>jquery</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>safari</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10636/Mulled+wine%21+And+BEER%21</link>
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		<title>London based band I think, sounded like the Libertines</title>
		<description>but were around mostly in the mid to late '90s, very good. They have an album called &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.dpbolvw.net/click-1-5435717?url=http%3A//search.ebay.co.uk/spontane-time&quot; title=&quot;Ebay:  Spontane Time&quot;&gt;Spontane Time&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/10448/London+based+band+I+think%2C+sounded+like+the+Libertines</link>
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		<title>RE: Scrap the licence fee</title>
		<description>Tosh.So a company they use to make programs spiced up a show, it's hardly earth shattering. And so they messed up a couple of competitions - the technology for those things is quite flakey and no-one was hugely out of pocket like they were on Richard... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10338/RE%3A+Scrap+the+licence+fee</link>
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		<title>Long weekend</title>
		<description>Been away a long time (apart from my little post this morning about wireless things) and we fitted quite a lot in really, felt like a proper holiday since my complaints about QI.Our afternoon out in Canterbury was good, though not absolutely everythi...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10268/Long+weekend&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>hotel</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10268/Long+weekend</link>
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		<title>Wahey wa-ireless!</title>
		<description>First post from the new computer, well the old, very old computer, but using the new operating system and wireless. It's not perfect, the connection does keep dropping, but that could be any number of things. It's been quite a long struggle as the ca... </description>
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		<category>linux</category>
		<category>ubuntu</category>
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		<category>wireless</category>
		<category>network</category>
		<category>usb</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10266/Wahey+wa-ireless%21</link>
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		<title>Looks like Leeds might be safe for a while</title>
		<description>Leeds after global warming sea levels...Lots is new since I last saw you, mostly including getting married, moving to Folkestone, and surviving an earthquake. I too am mortgaged up, should have done it a long time ago instead of all that gadding abou... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10234/Looks+like+Leeds+might+be+safe+for+a+while</link>
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		<title>Sweet titles revisited</title>
		<description>I've replaced some code at work with sweet titles from Dustin Diaz, that I've been using here for ages - hover over most of the links, more info will probably pop up. The original author has long stopped updating this code, too many stupid comments f... </description>
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		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>usability</category>
		<category>accessability</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10205/Sweet+titles+revisited</link>
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		<title>A tour of our earthquake damage</title>
		<description>In case an insurance assesor wants to see them, and I know Dad does:      Mostly high up shots of the ceiling, not really a nice way to view our flat, but at least there's no danger of catching me partially dressed in a mirror or shiny kettle. Zoom i... </description>
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		<title>Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Well I suspect you've all been frantically refreshing wondering when I'd report from this morning's earthquake! Amazingly it was three and a half hours ago now, the power was off until just recently so there wasn't a lot I could do, no internets, and... </description>
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		<title>Reading Festival</title>
		<description>&lt;a class=&quot;wiki&quot; rel=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/blur&quot;&gt;Blur&lt;/a&gt; headlined, not a very strong lineup I don't think. I was working mostly, and managed to lose my first mobile phone that work lent me.</description>
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