<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10181/Nurse%2C+my+sides%21"><dc:date>2007-05-01UTC07:39:51</dc:date><dc:title>Nurse, my sides!</dc:title><dc:description>IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE IT'S TRUE !!11!!1!FOLKESTONE EARTHQUAKE APPEALA major hurricane (Hurricane Shazza) and an earthquake measuring 5.8 on the Richter scale hit Folkestone &amp; Dover in the early hours of Saturday. Its epicentre was in Folkestone. Victims... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8171/What+am+I%2C+a+scone%3F"><dc:date>2006-04-21UTC10:02:06</dc:date><dc:title>What am I, a scone?</dc:title><dc:description>Spent most of yesterday doing doctory things, had to head down to the surgery and register, see a nurse, fill forms, fill something else, etc. Then much hanging around until I could get to see a doctor. Too much of this was in the waiting room. Parts... </dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>