MySQL Pattern MatchingI like realising things, been using % symbols everywhere in mysql for too long...Missed Lovejoy Cowboys last night, I was tricked into watching Buffy instead... It's not even out on DVD yet, we'll be getting it when it is, oh yes...Busy at work, roll... Thanks but I am a bit busy at the momentMysql vs Nosql videoFunny, too geeky for most to actually laugh out loud, but if you have genuinely had conversations like this (I have) you will appreciate it. I twittered this the other day but thought I'd share again here, to remind myself of how I want to change jus... A day of proper workBeen optimising my sql today, exciting stuff. Yet again I have found you get better performance taking the database jobs away from the database, it's so disappointing. Today I removed some grouping from some queries, just selecting all the data and l...