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		<title>Happy April Fool's</title>
		<description>Just seen a brilliant feature on BBC Breakfast on a newly discovered type of penguin, that can fly. Can't find it on their website, but they had video on the TV and they've apparenly roped in David Attenborough, I hope they put the footage online lat... </description>
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		<category>bbc</category>
		<category>bbc breakfast</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>pay rise</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11127/11127/Happy+April+Fool%27s</link>
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		<title>hi hopes dashed!!</title>
		<description>On 8th March my girlfriend and I decided to visit Cafe Belge in Canterbury with another couple who had highly recommended the restaurant to us. I must say that none of the four of us have ever received a service as rude and discourteous as we receive...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11082/11082/hi+hopes+dashed%21%21&quot;&gt;Rated 1.83/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>belgian</category>
		<category>mussels</category>
		<category>beer</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>kent</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11082/11082/hi+hopes+dashed%21%21</link>
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		<title>IPAQ battery</title>
		<description>9. How frequently can you recharge the battery?Due to the nature of the batteries used in all iPAQ models you can recharge as often and for as long as you like. Your battery will not be damaged by this practice nor can it be overcharged, constant cha... </description>
		<category>hardware</category>
		<category>ipaq</category>
		<category>battery</category>
		<category>repair</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11006/11006/IPAQ+battery</link>
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		<title>These are 'official' petitions</title>
		<description>They will be noticed and commented on (if they get more than a certain number of signatures, which I think this one has already), even if not actually replied to.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10671/10667/These+are+%27official%27+petitions</link>
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		<title>Oof, just deleted the whole site</title>
		<description>Trying to save a bit of disk space, just erased everything, hope I am recovering it OK...Terry Jones was good last night at the Literary Festival, though he was rushing a bit, think he was trying to squeeze too much material into a truncated time slo...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10660/10660/Oof%2C+just+deleted+the+whole+site&quot;&gt;Rated 0.57/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>child friendly</category>
		<category>terry jones</category>
		<category>literary festival</category>
		<category>roy hattersley</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10660/10660/Oof%2C+just+deleted+the+whole+site</link>
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		<title>Today we went for a walk</title>
		<description>A bit of a nature ramble, looking for wild mushrooms. Didn't find any, but we did see this sign:We did not touch anything, so it neither exploded, nor killed us.... </description>
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		<category>mushrooms</category>
		<category>sign</category>
		<category>mod</category>
		<category>explodingdeath</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10513/10513/Today+we+went+for+a+walk</link>
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		<title>There was me worried about embarrassing myself...</title>
		<description>We have a couple of vacancies on the programming team at work, all the applicants have been given a PHP test to do, and some of the scores had been a bit weak, so the bosses wondered if the test was too hard, so they gave it to all the existing staff... </description>
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		<category>php</category>
		<category>bmw</category>
		<category>car</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>test</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10488/10488/There+was+me+worried+about+embarrassing+myself...</link>
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		<title>RE: Blood on the tracks</title>
		<description>first thing I thought of when I saw the trailer for this was - hey it's Skink! sounds like he's not far from the mark.from http://www.carlhiaasen.com&quot;Skink, who first appears in Double Whammy, the bass-fishing novel, was conceived as sort of a wild h... </description>
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		<title>Harry Clarke at the V&amp;A</title>
		<description>Well spotted Mum and Dad, there is a Harry Clarke at the Victoria and Albert museum:Harry Clarke was one of the great masters of 20th-century stained glass. He trained in his father's studio and at the Metropolitan Art School in Dublin, which gave hi... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9600/9600/Harry+Clarke+at+the+V%26A</link>
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		<title>Parcel Farce</title>
		<description>Oh man I love automated phone systems, just been stuck in parcel farce's stupid automated phone system. Once I got through to an operator it was all cool, I can collect these Christmas presents (yeah, bit last minute), but I had a fake sincere actors... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4310/4310/Parcel+Farce</link>
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		<title>no</title>
		<description>i think it's just in the nature of british people - they're very funny about houses and perceive houses nearly always as a home and not an asset. this is not helpful when the house in question isn't your home but a buy-to-let / buy-to-improve-and-sel... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3158/3151/no</link>
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		<title>BBC NEWS | Science/Nature | Huge 'star-quake' rocks Milky Way</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2795/175/BBC+NEWS+%7C+Science%2FNature+%7C+Huge+%27star-quake%27+rocks+Milky+Way</link>
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		<title>DJ BC presents The Beastles</title>
		<description>dj BC presents The Beastles, more mashups... I'm guessing these won't stay up long, I heard the A Night At The Hip-Hopera is gone already, though there seems to be a bit more rebellion regarding hosting copyrighted material... DJ BC says &quot;These mash-... </description>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2516/2516/DJ+BC+presents+The+Beastles</link>
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		<description>Hmm: &quot;Recently our company released a string quartet tribute to The Darkness.  I would love to send you a copy for linking, reviewing, posting, whatever you think your viewers and patrons might be interested in&quot;... it's on www.vitaminrecords.com appa... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2474/2474/</link>
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		<description>Yeah sure, ive added the site to my signature on our footy team site, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.fatturkeys.tk&quot;&gt;---Turkeys footy!&lt;/a&gt; Won't get many hits but should get a few. will add gigs to the calender aswel, got a few missin in there atm.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/2122/2112/</link>
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		<title>Timothy's Wine Bar</title>
		<description>Hi everyone.I have just visited an interesting little place in folkestone called Timothy's wine bar.I have to say it was an experience i will never forget. As soon as i opened the door,the staff welcomed me and took personal time to get to know me, w... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1655/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar</link>
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		<title>Here</title>
		<description>is the &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.nznature.co.nz/MSHOP:SP:1761270332:tb=5&quot;&gt;link&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1250/1233/Here</link>
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		<title>I present without comment...</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.nznature.co.nz/nznat/items/images/possumfurnipplewarmers.jpg&quot;&gt;</description>
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		<title>Timothy's Wine Bar</title>
		<description>Folkestone is in danger of becoming a culinary wasteland.  Sure, it has the usual collection of OKish Chinese, Indian and Pasta / Pizza joints.  But, with the exception of the cosy Kapetan Michales, you have to go to Sandgate or Hythe to get a half-d...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Timothy's Wine Bar&quot; src=&quot;http://static.flickr.com/25/36610194_67483589d7_m.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar&quot;&gt;Rated 6.28/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>restaurant</category>
		<category>tapas</category>
		<category>spanish</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1035/1035/Timothy%27s+Wine+Bar</link>
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		<title>OX04 Festival</title>
		<description>Just received word of this festival in Manchester, in aid of Oxfam, contact details for more info at the bottom of this message...Following the success of this year's OX03 festival, (an eight day event inManchester City Centre to highlight and raise ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7809/7809/OX04+Festival</link>
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		<title>Jules, Nikolai, Mr. Albert Hammond Jr.</title>
		<description>It was this last Friday, (10.11.02), and my best friend Aisling and I had early classes that day, so we got to the venue at about 2:30ish to wait in line (the show was general admission).  Some nice girls offered to hold our spots in line (which form... </description>
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		<title>Main Singer</title>
		<description>About 3 months ago im sure i spotted the lead singer from slipknott same build and hair (from what u can see under their disguises) he was out side a filling station talkin to another man, his eyes were identicle to  what they are and im sure the oth... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4972/4972/Main+Singer</link>
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		<title>Oops UPS-side yer head...</title>
		<description>Got this from the hosting company just now:Early Monday morning UKSolutions suffered a loss of power.  This loss affected a large area of Studley, Redditch and surrounding area.Throughout the morning, the network and servers were running from backup ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7410/7410/Oops+UPS-side+yer+head...</link>
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		<title>Are you blue or are you a racist?</title>
		<description>The Bluetones last night (at Sound in Leicester Square) were good enough to make me forget about their recent racist remarks furore, which must be an achievement. They played a mix of old and new, a few tracks of each album, but concentrating on the ... </description>
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		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6702/6702/Are+you+blue+or+are+you+a+racist%3F</link>
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		<title>Professional, Competent, Rocking and Tight</title>
		<description>Lots of people say &quot;Why won't you add my band, we may not be signed but we've done a tape and we always have all out college friends at our gigs&quot;. Someone less kind might say &quot;there's a reason you're not signed&quot;, but being the sweet natured chap I am... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7475/7475/Professional%2C+Competent%2C+Rocking+and+Tight</link>
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