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		<title>where can i find my nearst furry?</title>
		<description>why, &lt;a href=&quot;http://ifpl.cattech.org/&quot;&gt;here&lt;/a&gt; of course!</description>
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		<title>Blood on the tracks (nearly)</title>
		<description>BBC reports a man spotted on the tracks of the channel tunnel... There was three hours delay while the power was turned off and the was searched for... Police officers and Eurotunnel staff later found the man who had boarded a train near the terminal... </description>
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		<title>Wagamama is on Longmarket, near the Cathedral</title>
		<description>Nando's is down the other end, St Peter's Street... there's TONNES of choice in Canterbury. The Goods Shed at Canterbury West looks good for omnivorous types, haven't eaten there myself though. See more of my Canterbury recommendations.... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3876/Wagamama+is+on+Longmarket,+near+the+Cathedral</link>
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		<title>Unfortunately not, the nearest one's probably Canterbury</title>
		<description>Folkestone is progressing though, we've got a Subway now, opening this week. Hmm, is this a good thing? Anyway, our pizza express dinner was in London. Are you an ex resident then? Check out Folkestone Gerald for a list of what we've got...... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Travis and Mark</title>
		<description>Just walking along, looking hard...Ha!&lt;br /&gt;No, they were smiley, and disturbingly&lt;br /&gt;healthy lookin'...No sign of Travis' stalker...&lt;br /&gt;About 1.00pm</description>
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		<title>Billie Piper</title>
		<description>James Hoob saw them the other day. Not me. But he's a lazy sonofabitch and can't be arsed to post it.</description>
		<category>117</category>
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		<title>Camilla Parker-Bowles</title>
		<description>She was in a big royal limo, heading towards Oxford Circus on that road opposite Regent St...She wasn't driving, there were two fellers in the front (not Charlie Boy though), and her and someone who looked EXACTLY LIKE her in the back, so possibly:a)... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4894/Camilla+Parker-Bowles</link>
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		<title>Gandhi (well, Ben Kingsley)</title>
		<description>As I am a bit of a fat knacker, I tend to wear elastic waisted trousers. One time when I was out for a late night birthday drink with my housemates, with a just a pair of jogging troosers on, commando stylee, I was stood at the bar, with a pint in ea... </description>
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		<title>Travis and Mark</title>
		<description>Just walking along, looking hard...Ha!&lt;br /&gt;No, they were smiley, and disturbingly&lt;br /&gt;healthy-lookin'...No sign of Travis' stalker..&lt;br /&gt;About 1.00pm</description>
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		<title>Nigel and Jason from Unbelievable Truth</title>
		<description>They were eating a curry before their last ever gig.POP FACT: The same curry house is Colin from Radiohead's favourite curry house, as said by Colin to Mark Linkos of Sparklehorse a few months before, when he took him there before a Sparklehorse gig ... </description>
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		<title>Rhys Ifans</title>
		<description>Since other people seem to be mentioning things that happened a year ago... My and my friends had a bit of a beach fire going on with some illegal smokes June last year, and Rhys Ifans joined us for a discussion about Gay Dog Porn on the Internet.  W... </description>
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		<title>Johnny Marr</title>
		<description>Walking down the street on a hot hot day, looking cool as fuck with a Ramones T Shirt and shades. If I was that cool, I could give up my job tomorrow.</description>
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		<title>Simon Pegg?</title>
		<description>Why Simon Pegg earlier down in the listings? What has he to do with pop and music.  I saw him at a Service station about two years ago, does that count?</description>
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		<title>Pete Holmstrom</title>
		<description>5:30pm 1/5/01.  Pete was walking down the street and walked past me.  That's it.  But he looked cool.</description>
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		<title>Richard Ashcroft</title>
		<description>Saw the great man one sunny Sunday afternoon not far from where he lives peddling on some really small bikes with his wife and a friend. He had a parker on and it was the most comical site I think I have ever seen!! Seen him lots of times but then I ... </description>
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		<title>Bill Bailey</title>
		<description>Tuesday 31st at about 8:15 am travelling towards Southampton.  He was in a knackered blue Ford Fiesta and the back window was smashed.</description>
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		<title>Zoe Ball</title>
		<description>She was driving south, on her own, in a Toyota MR2. It was 15/10/00, at about 1630.&lt;br&gt;I also saw Ant from And and Dec on the M1 going north (about J7) on the 20/9/00 at about 1800.</description>
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		<title>Jodie Marsh</title>
		<description>She was standing in the street barefoot wearing a bikini top and very small skirt. She looked like a right slapper as per usual and is extremely plain in real life. Some cameramen were filming her talking on her phone for some unknown reason cos she ... </description>
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		<title>Trevor McDonald</title>
		<description>We were heading into the popbitch party at Centro last night, which is across the road from ITN, and we saw Trevor McDonald. This was particularly amusing to Mrs Pauly and me, but I can't explain why. Think of something that you think is funny, and h... </description>
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		<title>The Bloody Queen</title>
		<description>Today (25/11/2003) heading for the airport in her big flash car (and 20 Lothian and Borders police). One assumed she was on her way home from the Royal Variety Performance yesterday evening.</description>
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		<title>Jason from A</title>
		<description>He was standing by the magazine rack next to me reading Kerrang magazine with him in it. I didnt speak to him but he did smile at me, he has cool hair!</description>
		<category>274</category>
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		<title>Nicky Clarke</title>
		<description>Walking down the road, in a black suit, v.smart.  Obviously he had just visited the Hair and Beauty Exhibition at the GMEX.  He is also rather tanned, not orange, tanned.</description>
		<category>20</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/6037/Nicky+Clarke</link>
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		<title>Margherita Taylor</title>
		<description>Wed evening - walking towards Leicester Square drinking a coffee with heavy foundation on.</description>
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		<title>Victor Lewis Smith</title>
		<description>H walked past us, coming away form the Square, Shorter than I imagined, all dressed in black.</description>
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		<title>Google Idol... unearthing the world's talent...</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.googleidol.com/&quot;&gt;Google Idol&lt;/a&gt; is great, it's &quot;am I a pop idol or not&quot; using the content of &lt;a href=&quot;http://video.google.com&quot;&gt;video.google.com&lt;/a&gt;.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6548/Google+Idol...+unearthing+the+world%27s+talent...</link>
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		<title>Slightly Nearer the Stars than the Gutter</title>
		<description>Those bad bad boys at Anglo Plugging have seen me right (I knew keeping them sweet by adding Scanty Sandwich would pay off) by sending a copy of Norman Cook's new master work Halfway Between The Gutter And The Stars...It feature's the Doors-tastic &quot;S... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6622/Slightly+Nearer+the+Stars+than+the+Gutter</link>
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		<title>Bull and Gate BLOODBATH!</title>
		<description>Things nearly turned NASTY at last night's Mark Hibbett gig at the Bull and Gate...The large crowd of student friends of the support band were getting restless, and it was turning into a Bush vs Gore / Sharks vs Jets stylee stand-off and your dutiful... </description>
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		<title>Sisqo Inferno</title>
		<description>Here are all the divis that bands paid out this week... global sales dictated most of this week's returns, and Sisqo proved to be still hugely undervalued...17.6% - £3.14 Santana24.5% - £1.99 Sisqo10.5% - £1.78 'N Sync18.8% - £1.69 Destiny's Child15.... </description>
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		<title>KISS and Aerosmith tour together</title>
		<description>Which of these venues is nearest to here?Hartford                Sat-Aug 2                               New York                Mon-Aug 4                                                         Washington DC        Sat-Aug 9                         ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7189/KISS+and+Aerosmith+tour+together</link>
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		<title>Samaritans Part One</title>
		<description>(Nearly) always ready to help out a fellow popExer, I'm pleased to announce that Finsbury Park's favourite record label Moshi Moshi records have a new release out, a 7&amp;quot; from Blue Foundation... You can have a listen before you buy, there's an MP3... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7369/Samaritans+Part+One</link>
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		<title>Gene</title>
		<description>A work freebie, we nearly didn't get in because I couldn't prove I was who I was claiming to be (I wasn't). A charity contribution sorted it out...</description>
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		<title>Hardeep Singh Kohli The nearly naked Chef</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Hardeep-Singh-Kohli-The-nearly-naked-Chef-Cresset/220368.html</link>
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		<title>&quot;Folkestone before 1500&quot; launch</title>
		<description>The Folkestone People's History Centre is inviting local people to take part in an exciting new heritage project called &quot;A Town Unearthed: Folkestone Before 1500&quot;</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/-Folkestone-before-1500-launch-/24397.html</link>
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		<title>Hardeep Singh Kohli - The Nearly Naked Chef</title>
		<description>This celebrated broadcaster, raconteur, writer and cook combines comedy with inventive cuisine in a wonderfully funny, laid back evening's entertainment</description>
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		<title>Capel art group art exhibition</title>
		<description>CAPEL ART GROUP&lt;br /&gt;ART EXHIBITION&lt;br /&gt;ON&lt;br /&gt;17th FEBRUARY&lt;br /&gt;IN THE SMALL HALL&lt;br /&gt;ALONGSIDE THE FARMERS MARKET&lt;br /&gt;10 a.m. to 12.30 p.m.&lt;br /&gt;CAPEL-LE-FERNE VILLAGE HALL&lt;br /&gt;LANCASTER AVENUE&lt;br /&gt;CAPEL-LE-FERNE&lt;br /&gt;NEAR FOLKESTONE</description>
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		<title>Hardeep Singh Kohli: The Nearly Naked Chef</title>
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		<title>The Nearly Naked Chef</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/The-Nearly-Naked-Chef-The-Lowry-Manchester/217752.html</link>
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		<title>Real ale and cider festival 2010</title>
		<description>Live bands, morris dancing and big screen world cup football... Plus all that lovely real ale and cider. Free parking and camping nearby</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Real-ale-and-cider-festival-2010-Tenterden-Station/224625.html</link>
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		<title>Nearly Dan - Tribute</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Nearly-Dan-Tribute-Jazz-And-Blues-Cafe-formerly-Soul-Cafe-/214842.html</link>
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		<title>Book Sale</title>
		<description>26 Alexandra Road, Capel-le-Ferne, Near Folkestone, Kent CT18 7LNSale of Fiction, Non Fiction Adult and Childrens BooksPaperback and HardbackFiction, Gardening, Cookery, Art, Music, Sport, Hobbies, Reference, History, Humour, Astrology, Travel... </description>
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		<title>Outreach volunteer group meeting</title>
		<description>From 5-6pm at the UCF campus, room G08 to sign up.&lt;br /&gt;t: 01303 850614 (Folkestone People's History Centre office at UCF)&lt;br /&gt;e: townunearthed@canterbury.ac.uk&lt;br /&gt;www.atownunearthed.co.uk</description>
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		<title>Hamlet starring Rory Kinnear in London</title>
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		<title>Hamlet starring Rory Kinnear in London</title>
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		<title>Hamlet starring Rory Kinnear in London</title>
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		<title>Fund raising quiz</title>
		<description>Raising money to buy a portacabin for the &quot;A Town Unearthed&quot; archealogical project. Sounds great, see you there!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.atownunearthed.co.uk&quot;&gt;atownunearthed.co.uk&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Hamlet starring Rory Kinnear in London</title>
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