Speaking of choicesgot to see what REM tickets are going for on rover.ebay.com/rover/1/710-53481-19255-0/1?type=4&campid=5335822550&toolid=10001&customid=50&mpre=http%3A//www.ebay.co.uk - go to the gig, or make some cash, or offer them to a chum, hmm...... PEACE!The nephews have gone home, it's been a fantastic week, but tiring... haven't spent that much time with them both, EVER! Looking forward to our family holiday we've just booked for 20 of us in Greece somewhere.Today; washing, tidying, sitting, watchi... Too many fields appear to be blankIn my ongoing perl / excel investigations, I'm finding that about 5 out of 6 rows appear to have blank info in them, this can't be right can it? Going to learn how to use Data::Dumper so as to investigate the spreadsheets further...... Ebay Tsunami appealThis tsunami appeal charity auction is possibly organised by the-sun.co.uk, but don't let that put you off bidding on Andy Fordham's unwashed world championship shirt or Justin Hawkins catsuit plus two guitars from he and Dan Hawkins... why are they ... They've appeared on here in the gig listingsThey've played Ashford recently and Cheriton soon. Or is it the other way around? Anyway, have you seen them? Are they any good? Covers bands are much of a muchness I think.Sounds like it was a Speakeasy!So Les, did you sneak booze in then..?I took a couple of pictures on Grace Hill the other day, either of these where Tofts moved to after it left BRW?clarkeology.com/img/crop/img_2005_03_19_IMG_1838.JPGclarkeology.com/img/crop/img_2005_03_19_IMG_1836... Speaking of bars, we went to the Mariner todayNot bad in there, the whole harbour area was RAMMED with sunburnt people, but that pub's quite good. Out of London Pride but they had a jazz band playing today. 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