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		<title>Brown magpies, eh?</title>
		<description>Can't make head nor tail of those pictures... you need zzzzzzoom or summat. My guess is they might have got lost on their way to Ireland... see here...http://www.birdresearch.dk/unilang/raritet/leucism/leucism.htmhttp://www.birddiary.co.uk/discusshom... </description>
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		<title>Free Elliot Smith!</title>
		<description>No, he's not been busted, but XFM are giving away copies of his album this week... It's called &quot;Figure 8&quot;, and by all accounts it's pretty bloody marvellous. To win one, listen to Paul Anderson or Claire Sturgess's shows next week...So why are we bei... </description>
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		<title>Songs About Incest</title>
		<description>MJ Hibbett and the Validators have a hot new release out for Christmas, the &quot;Milk and Baubles EP&quot;, featuring 8 hot tracks. Some are new, some are old, and one mentions incest. That subject line was just to grab your attention.The official track listi... </description>
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		<title>Anarchic Old Hippies</title>
		<description>Sunday 21st October sees the 2001 &quot;Greasy Truckers Party&quot; at London Astoria. As one of the artists playing is a high ranking popEx punter (who wishes to remain anonymous), here is some of their press release:FOLLOWING THE SUCCESS OF THE ORIGINAL GREA... </description>
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		<title>Win signed CBX singles...</title>
		<description>Got five signed copies of the new Clint Boon Experience single to give away to five lucky winners of our very tricky quiz...The single - &quot;Earworm&quot; - features Fran Healey out of Travis (well, on one of the tracks anyway) and is out on Monday (24th of ... </description>
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		<title>Frankie Machine Winners</title>
		<description>The Five lucky winners of Frankie Machine's Cartesian Product EP, on FAT SPANKING 70 gram BROWN VINYL, as kindly donated by the man himself, Francis A Machine and Artists Against Success, are as follows: Stephen Buxton, from Sheffield VoiD from Caldi... </description>
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		<title>Francis Albert Machine</title>
		<description>Got five copies of the debut Frankie Machine Album to give away in an competition...The album &quot;Francis Albert Machine and friends&quot; scored a rare five out of five in Bobster's review, he could find no fault except &quot;[the songs] all finish way too soon&quot;... </description>
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		<title>Really pictures of pies</title>
		<description>I just got some rosemary too.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Time to turn the computer off now I think, have a good time in Lyon, speak again next week.</description>
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		<title>Starbucks closing on the 17th of Jan (2010)</title>
		<description>Some of the staff are moving to Folkestone Starbucks, but some are being made redundant. Guess they can't have been there long enough for that to actually mean anything though.UPDATE: Might actually be the 24th that it closes, so that's an extra week... </description>
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		<title>Meet Siddy Langley, eat mince pies</title>
		<description>You are invited to meet Siddy Langley and Friends at her Christmas Exhibition &amp; Sale presented by The Neville Pundole Galleryon 10th &amp; 11th December 10am to 5pm each day with a preview on Friday 9th 6-8pm (all welcome)at 66 The Old High Street Folkes... </description>
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		<title>Merry Christmas</title>
		<description>Christmas starts today at work, greeted at the door by the chairman and the directors in full festive dress handing out mince pies, chocolate, satsumas, and other gifts.If only I didn't have two career reviews to do today it would be a great day.... </description>
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		<title>Kids Planet</title>
		<description>Took Harry to Kids Planet today, hectic and actually tiring for me but he loved it. We tried to go yesterday, but we got caught up in massive traffic in Ashford for about an hour. I hate Ashford.Clare is out tonight with friends, I am in. Not sure wh... </description>
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		<title>Cheeky Chappies Comedy Club, Top Comedy, cheap drinks, Free Night Club</title>
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		<description>12.00</description>
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		<description>6.00</description>
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		<description>6.00</description>
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		<description>6.00</description>
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		<description>6.00</description>
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		<title>Farmers Market</title>
		<description>At Capel-Le-Ferne Village Hall.  Local Produce:-  Vegetables, Fruit, Meat, Fish, Eggs, Cheese, Delicatessen, Bread, Cakes, Pies, Chocolates,   Preserves, Speciality Olives, Fair Trade Coffee, Fruit Juices, Smoothies, Crafts, Plants, Flowers etc  Also... </description>
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		<title>Britney Spears - Ringside Seating Package</title>
		<description>Would you look at the price of these puppies! Best way to get up close and personal with La Spears though...</description>
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