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		<title>Holiday reading</title>
		<description>While I was away I read Matthew's Prize: Being the Tale of a Whitby Orphan Boy's Longing to Navigate the Broad Seas though I didn't know the title was so long at the time... it's about PIRATES, and it's quite good, if a bit of a blokey version of a m... </description>
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		<category>portsmouth</category>
		<category>alcudia</category>
		<category>majorca</category>
		<category>bahia de alcudia</category>
		<category>carter beats the devil</category>
		<category>manor road</category>
		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>stoke newington</category>
		<category>graham hurley</category>
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		<title>Pirate Streetmap</title>
		<description>This is funny, though the URL is too big to be displayed on here...Day off today, to head to Brighton for the wedding.http://www.streetmap.co.uk/streetmap.dll?grid2map?X=532041&amp;Y=184596&amp;title=Treasure!&amp;back=%3Cscript%20language=%22javascript%22%20src... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/170/Pirate+Streetmap</link>
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		<title>PEACE!</title>
		<description>The nephews have gone home, it's been a fantastic week, but tiring... haven't spent that much time with them both, EVER! Looking forward to our family holiday we've just booked for 20 of us in Greece somewhere.Today; washing, tidying, sitting, watchi... </description>
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		<category>chili</category>
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		<category>the darkness</category>
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		<category>toronto</category>
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		<category>artists against success</category>
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		<category>mj hibbett</category>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean is ace</title>
		<description>Well worth going to see, and Warner Village Islington was a great place to see it. Apart from the bloke sat next to me, who stank. Seats were big, plenty of space, very comfortable.Johnny Depp is great as Captain Jack Sparrow, he apparently based his... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/204/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+is+ace</link>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>I thought of a few of things about the film - if &quot;Bootstrap&quot; Bill Turner was tied to an anchor and thrown into the depths after they'd stolen the cursed gold, then right up to the point where Will (Orlando Bloom) bleeds over the gold, his dad is out ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/207/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
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		<title>How to make a pirate radio station</title>
		<description>This article on Engadget purports to be instructions on how to make a pirate radio station... all it really says is Google for &quot;how to increase the range of your iTrip&quot;. Cheers Engadget.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1606/How+to+make+a+pirate+radio+station</link>
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		<title>International Talk Like A Pirate Day</title>
		<description>ARRR!On a spoddy note I am posting this image without using an IMG tag, I've done it as an object instead... this means I can include HTML in the equivalent of the ALT tag, and no-one should see a broken image thing... just learned it, as the proper ... </description>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean DVD</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008KDHH/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Out Monday!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean game</title>
		<description>There's a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AHOA3/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Pirates of the Caribbean for the PC&lt;/a&gt; starring (at least the voice of) &lt;strong&gt;Keira Knightly&lt;/strong&gt;...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/713/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+game</link>
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		<title>RE: Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>1) they turn into skellitons when they are in the moonlight, and are actually not breathing air, so there isnt any in their lungs. 2) jack folded the chain in two, then grabbed the other (folded) end with one hand. if you watch it closely you'll see.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/970/RE:+Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
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		<title>YARR!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yarr.org.uk&quot;&gt;International Talk Like A Pirate day&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3896/YARR!</link>
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		<title>Arrr! Piratey adventure from Folkestone Harbour this weekend</title>
		<description>Me and the wife are going on this!The Grand Turk set to sail from Folkestone Harbour!The Grand Turk is probably best-known in Britain for her role in the 'Hornblower' and other films and television series. The ship has been a regular visitor to ports... </description>
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		<title>RE: Arrr! Piratey adventure from Folkestone Harbour this weekend</title>
		<description>Bin there, done that, thisarvo. Shame there wasn't any wind to actualy 'sail' but nonetheless was a great sunny afternoon 'at sea'!</description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/8436/RE:+Arrr!+Piratey+adventure+from+Folkestone+Harbour+this+weekend</link>
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		<title>Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>Pirates, on a bus, a new comedy series. Not watched it properly yet as I have no sound here, but it comes recommended. ARRR!VERY NICE night in London last night, great to see chums Ralph and Linda's very swanky pad, and a proper luxury to have a five... </description>
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		<title>RE: Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why aren't these replies working?</description>
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		<title>A pirate themed work day would be great</title>
		<description>But alas no, it's not one of our &lt;strong&gt;fun days&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yarr.org.uk&quot;&gt;it's an international holiday&lt;/a&gt;... That picture was taken years ago when &lt;strong&gt;Clare&lt;/strong&gt; and I went to &lt;strong&gt;Las Vegas&lt;/strong&gt;...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10504/A+pirate+themed+work+day+would+be+great</link>
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		<title>Pirate museum</title>
		<description>There's a pirate museum in Key West, Florida. If you're going to Key West any time soon, why not call in there and tell me how it was? Some more Key West links, in case you or anyone know is going.Sloppy Joes a bar with live music, with live webcams ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>Ah har, me land lubber - so when you going?  Is it now?  Are you there already?  I sat in the bar at Miami airpot for about 5.5 hours, sat on a stool at the bar drinking merrily.  Does that count as seeing Miami?  Took me 30 hours to get home that da... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11205/RE:+Pirate+museum</link>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>[u]They went at 11am on Thursday. Last text said they were in a pup in Atlanta with a three hour wait for the next flight!&lt;br /&gt;Bazzer</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11206/RE:+Pirate+museum</link>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>ah thanks for the update... so their house should be safe to burgle now :o)</description>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>Opps!</description>
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		<title>RE: Pirate museum</title>
		<description>It's ok, I've already ransacked it for anything worth taking. Which wasn't much, just some Lost DVD's and naked pictures of Kiera Knightly.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11212/RE:+Pirate+museum</link>
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		<title>Celestial Radio? Sounds like PIRATE RADIO!</title>
		<description>:: folkestone fringe ::14 june - 14 september 2008celestial radio: a visionary journeyon saturday 19th july artists zoë walker and neil bromwick will sail into folkestone harbour aboard their magnificent mirror tiled yatch, the celeste.  adorned with... </description>
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		<title>Don't ye be forgettin' dawgs</title>
		<description>Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!Every year I think I'm going to make more of a deal of this at work, have written some especially piratey code to roll out, and every year I forgets, arrr...... </description>
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		<title>Arr!</title>
		<description>Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... </description>
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		<title>Live pirate map!</title>
		<description>Missed opportunity, why use google's default map pins instead of little skull and crossbone graphics?This map shows all the piracy and armed robbery incidents reported to the IMB Piracy Reporting Centre during 2008.... </description>
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		<title>Anti Pirate water cannon</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.piratesafe.com/Welcome.html&quot;&gt;Here, apparently&lt;/a&gt;. Does it have a built in eyepatch detector or something?</description>
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		<title>&quot;It used to be only movies, now even verdicts are out before the official release&quot;</title>
		<description>Pirate Bay found guilty, as mentioned earlier. The wife, unplug the computer immediately, this could have implications!... </description>
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		<title>A whole heap of wrong things here</title>
		<description>A massive stack of wrongness in this guide to London from latimes.com (via darryl1974 and bagelmouseuk) but it's an entertaining read and makes me think gor blimey mary poppins, when will we get up to London next? Obviously will spend less time in th... </description>
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		<title>Play and Stay me hearties</title>
		<description>Work website Play And Stay are doing their bit for International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Marie Curie Cancer Care:Yarrrrrrr, avast me hearties! Play and Stay be celebratin' talk like a pirate day to support the medics of  Marie Curie Cancer Care.We... </description>
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		<title>International Talk Like A Pirate Day</title>
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		<title>BRAINDROP ROBO-PIRATE BOAT RAVE, McMash Clan, Very Special Guests TBA</title>
		<description>15.00</description>
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		<title>celestial radio: a visionary journey</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Zoe Walker&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Neil Bromwick&lt;/strong&gt; sail into &lt;strong&gt;Folkestone Harbour&lt;/strong&gt; aboard their magnificent mirror tiled yatch, The Celeste. This is pirate radio as art, tune in on 87.7fm.&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Pirate Riot, Man Like Me, Valve Control, Cojak</title>
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		<title>FabricLive, ROOM ONE, Rusko, Scratch Perverts, Lazer Sword (LIVE), SBTRKT, 16Bit, Patchwork Pirates, ROOM TWO:, Andy C, DJ Hype, Friction, MCs GQ, IC3, ROOM THREE:, CRITICAL MUSIC, Kasra, Break, Sabre,  Rockwell, Jubei, FD, MCs Wrec &amp; Bassline</title>
		<description>14.00</description>
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		<title>F-ALT, Skull Branded Pirates</title>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>Dynamic 5 Piece Covers Band. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<description>Songs from the 20's to the present day. 8.30pm Free</description>
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