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		<title>Holiday reading</title>
		<description>While I was away I read Matthew's Prize: Being the Tale of a Whitby Orphan Boy's Longing to Navigate the Broad Seas though I didn't know the title was so long at the time... it's about PIRATES, and it's quite good, if a bit of a blokey version of a m... </description>
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		<category>portsmouth</category>
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		<category>majorca</category>
		<category>bahia de alcudia</category>
		<category>carter beats the devil</category>
		<category>manor road</category>
		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>stoke newington</category>
		<category>graham hurley</category>
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		<title>PEACE!</title>
		<description>The nephews have gone home, it's been a fantastic week, but tiring... haven't spent that much time with them both, EVER! Looking forward to our family holiday we've just booked for 20 of us in Greece somewhere.Today; washing, tidying, sitting, watchi... </description>
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		<category>chili</category>
		<category>stokey</category>
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		<category>the darkness</category>
		<category>los angelese</category>
		<category>toronto</category>
		<category>bowery ballroom</category>
		<category>new york</category>
		<category>artists against success</category>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>mj hibbett</category>
		<category>brixton</category>
		<category>windmill</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/201/PEACE!</link>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean is ace</title>
		<description>Well worth going to see, and Warner Village Islington was a great place to see it. Apart from the bloke sat next to me, who stank. Seats were big, plenty of space, very comfortable.Johnny Depp is great as Captain Jack Sparrow, he apparently based his... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/204/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+is+ace</link>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>I thought of a few of things about the film - if &quot;Bootstrap&quot; Bill Turner was tied to an anchor and thrown into the depths after they'd stolen the cursed gold, then right up to the point where Will (Orlando Bloom) bleeds over the gold, his dad is out ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/207/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean DVD</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B00008KDHH/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Out Monday!&lt;/a&gt;</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/586/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+DVD</link>
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		<title>Pirates of the Caribbean game</title>
		<description>There's a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/B0000AHOA3/clarkeology-21#&quot;&gt;Pirates of the Caribbean for the PC&lt;/a&gt; starring (at least the voice of) &lt;strong&gt;Keira Knightly&lt;/strong&gt;...</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/713/Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+game</link>
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		<title>RE: Pirates of the Caribbean MISSTEAKS (and spoilers)</title>
		<description>1) they turn into skellitons when they are in the moonlight, and are actually not breathing air, so there isnt any in their lungs. 2) jack folded the chain in two, then grabbed the other (folded) end with one hand. if you watch it closely you'll see.... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/970/RE:+Pirates+of+the+Caribbean+MISSTEAKS+%28and+spoilers%29</link>
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		<title>YARR!</title>
		<description>It's &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.yarr.org.uk&quot;&gt;International Talk Like A Pirate day&lt;/a&gt;!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3896/YARR!</link>
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		<title>Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>Pirates, on a bus, a new comedy series. Not watched it properly yet as I have no sound here, but it comes recommended. ARRR!VERY NICE night in London last night, great to see chums Ralph and Linda's very swanky pad, and a proper luxury to have a five... </description>
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		<category>pirates,</category>
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		<title>RE: Bus Pirates!</title>
		<description>I'd have got my pic taken with Vegas, his drinking exploits make him one of my heros.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Back from that there London now, there really is no place like home. Off now to watch Bus Pirates.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Why aren't these replies working?</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9754/RE:+Bus+Pirates!</link>
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		<title>Pirate museum</title>
		<description>There's a pirate museum in Key West, Florida. If you're going to Key West any time soon, why not call in there and tell me how it was? Some more Key West links, in case you or anyone know is going.Sloppy Joes a bar with live music, with live webcams ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11204/Pirate+museum</link>
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		<title>Don't ye be forgettin' dawgs</title>
		<description>Today is Talk Like A Pirate Day!Every year I think I'm going to make more of a deal of this at work, have written some especially piratey code to roll out, and every year I forgets, arrr...... </description>
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		<category>work</category>
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		<title>Arr!</title>
		<description>Don't be forgettin' to Talk Like A Pirate today!... </description>
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		<category>pirate</category>
		<category>vegas</category>
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		<title>Live pirate map!</title>
		<description>Missed opportunity, why use google's default map pins instead of little skull and crossbone graphics?This map shows all the piracy and armed robbery incidents reported to the IMB Piracy Reporting Centre during 2008.... </description>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>map</category>
		<category>google map</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11749/Live+pirate+map!</link>
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		<title>Anti Pirate water cannon</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.piratesafe.com/Welcome.html&quot;&gt;Here, apparently&lt;/a&gt;. Does it have a built in eyepatch detector or something?</description>
		<category>pirates</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12291/Anti+Pirate+water+cannon</link>
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		<title>&quot;It used to be only movies, now even verdicts are out before the official release&quot;</title>
		<description>Pirate Bay found guilty, as mentioned earlier. The wife, unplug the computer immediately, this could have implications!... </description>
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		<category>pirates</category>
		<category>pirate bay</category>
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		<category>bittorrent</category>
		<category>court case</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12516/%22It+used+to+be+only+movies,+now+even+verdicts+are+out+before+the+official+release%22</link>
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		<title>A whole heap of wrong things here</title>
		<description>A massive stack of wrongness in this guide to London from latimes.com (via darryl1974 and bagelmouseuk) but it's an entertaining read and makes me think gor blimey mary poppins, when will we get up to London next? Obviously will spend less time in th... </description>
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		<category>dalziel and pascoe</category>
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		<title>Play and Stay me hearties</title>
		<description>Work website Play And Stay are doing their bit for International Talk Like A Pirate Day and Marie Curie Cancer Care:Yarrrrrrr, avast me hearties! Play and Stay be celebratin' talk like a pirate day to support the medics of  Marie Curie Cancer Care.We... </description>
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		<title>Happy talk like a pirate day!</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/37721627/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/33/37721627_2032d8b630.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;From Flickr&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<title>Weekend roundup</title>
		<description>AS I mentioned, Harry and I did go to the beach, it was packed. We did not venture on to the sand itself, really just wanted a nice walk around in the sunshine. It was a very nice day indeed. Walked around the Harbour, there's always redevelopment of... </description>
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		<title>Saving this one for later</title>
		<description>Pirate metal, cheers @hpoom:... </description>
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		<title>Simply Shed</title>
		<description>Some shed links that I am too busy to look at now but I want trunk.ly to pick up:&amp;#9760; shedworking.co.uk&amp;#9760; shedblog.co.uk&amp;#9760; readersheds.co.ukI think it's just about &quot;shed of the year&quot; time and last year's winner was this Pirates of the Ca... </description>
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		<title>Going to Southsea Fest next Saturday</title>
		<description>Meeting some friends next weekend, and instead of the usual Wetherspoons in Fareham, Ro suggested Portsmouth. So we started planning a bit of a crawl along the pubs of Albert Road and then discovered yesterday that Southsea Fest is on that day. So we... </description>
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		<title>FabricLive, ROOM ONE, Rusko, Scratch Perverts, Lazer Sword (LIVE), SBTRKT, 16Bit, Patchwork Pirates, ROOM TWO:, Andy C, DJ Hype, Friction, MCs GQ, IC3, ROOM THREE:, CRITICAL MUSIC, Kasra, Break, Sabre,  Rockwell, Jubei, FD, MCs Wrec &amp; Bassline</title>
		<description>14.00</description>
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		<title>F-ALT, Skull Branded Pirates</title>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>Dynamic 5 Piece Covers Band. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>5 Piece Covers Band. 8.30pm Free</description>
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		<title>Brad Pittance &amp; The Pirates</title>
		<description>Songs from the 20's to the present day. 8.30pm Free</description>
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