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		<title>yay! minority report tec now, for only a grand and a half!</title>
		<description>i want &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.inition.co.uk/inition/product_glove_fakespace_pinch.htm&quot;&gt;these&lt;/a&gt; now!!</description>
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		<title>Reporting in...</title>
		<description>NICE weekend again, a quiet Friday night in front of the telly for a start. Going to bed early in the week, it feels a bit like we should go wild and crazy out somewhere, but it's nice to get in at the end of the week and relax knowing we don't have ... </description>
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		<title>RE: Reporting in...</title>
		<description>why are you so keen to see Saints go down?</description>
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		<title>Weekend report</title>
		<description>Super weekend, starting with The Mighty Boosh at the LCH, funny, good, we felt a bit old though, they do attract a young audience, lots of whom were dressed up. I maybe enjoyed the show a bit more than my companions, though it did feel a bit like a c... </description>
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		<title>Woman from Brasseye - The reporter one</title>
		<description>The reporter woman in the sex episode &quot;stop being gay with your men&quot;&lt;br /&gt;On the W7 bus, she got off at Finsbury Pk tube and was wearing sunglasses.  Saw her last week.</description>
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		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Jacques @ Scalarama</title>
		<description>Although I wasn't impressed with Jacques' performance at Scalarama - why have basically the only other member of Jack onstage, and not play as Jack? What sort of twisted power games are going on here?Here's what Caleb has to say:The most rocky set I'... </description>
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		<title>Daphne and Celeste are ENGLISH!</title>
		<description>POPBITCH.COM reports an interesting theory about the reigning queens of annoyingness - namely that they're not American at all, it's all a hoax.As &quot;proof&quot;, they suggest that they've never released a single in the US... this ties in nicely with simila... </description>
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		<title>Ctrl-C, Ctrl-V</title>
		<description>Snow Patrol are touring, with Cut Le Roc, and have a single coming in November... shit, it's nearly christmas innit? Anyway, here is the press release: To coincide with forthcoming Snow Patrol / Cut Le Roc dates, Jeepster will be releasing a limited,... </description>
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		<title>Daphne And Celeste</title>
		<description>&gt; Ooh, stick you! It got to about 10pm, and I &gt; decided I was too tired, so we went home... &gt; was it good?GOOD? it was like the Pistols mate. highlights included:- a NEW SONG that sounds like Benny Goodman karaoke.- a moshpit- VILENCE including water... </description>
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		<title>Reporting from the Lake District (being the fourth part of my two week holiday write up)</title>
		<description>More photos up now, but here's a bit of video we did.We were originally going to go for a proper cottage for our stay in the Lake District, but I'm so glad we settled on the apartment in Keswick we originally went for. It was nice, all the mod cons, ... </description>
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		<title>Weather report part two</title>
		<description>Ferocious rain woke us both up in the night, a proper downpour again. Clare got the fear that the weather might have resulted in our pilot light going out (it happened before), which would mean waking up to cold showers, so I got up to check on it. W... </description>
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		<category>xml</category>
		<category>soap</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>john lewis</category>
		<category>bergerac</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10934/Weather+report+part+two</link>
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		<title>Pictures and a report from the Folkestone Triennial launch weekend</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11326/11326/Psst+wanna+buy+a+Tracey+Emin+&quot;&gt;My report and pictures from the Triennial launch&lt;/a&gt;, wasn't it great?</description>
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		<category>google map</category>
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		<title>Capel death plunge</title>
		<description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/kent/7996084.stm&quot;&gt;BBC reports&lt;/a&gt; a man in his mid thirties has fallen to his death from cliffs near Folkestone over the weekend:-(</description>
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		<title>Due date plus three</title>
		<description>Still nothing to report. Clare is out living the life of riley while I'm slaving over a hot keyboard here. Weather has turned bad, heavy rain most of the day, like the bad weather we have yesterday morning. I must have something more interesting to t... </description>
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		<category>pregnancy</category>
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		<title>Another lovely weekend</title>
		<description>A whole week without updates, that's how busy I've been at work and that. Off to Mum and Dad's again for the weekend, good run there, slightly less so back, just traffic at the normal spots though. No Ricky Gervais this week, no comedy at all, though... </description>
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		<category>firefox</category>
		<category>virus</category>
		<category>star trek</category>
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		<title>I think it was the original blockingness that I got the report about</title>
		<description>I wish I was using OSX at home too...</description>
		<category>osx</category>
		<category>windows</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12974/I+think+it+was+the+original+blockingness+that+I+got+the+report+about</link>
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		<title>Radiohead</title>
		<description>Conflicting reports, may have been the 6th of Jan... Part of the &quot;Anyone Can Play Guitar&quot; tour</description>
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		<category>wifi</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Mike Flowers Pops</title>
		<description>So who was it actually played the Pyramids this night? I know I was at the Mike Flowers Pops one, I remember holding the door open to a radio reporter so they could report from the gig using the payphone in the lobby, as their satellite phone wasn't ... </description>
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		<title>The Zutons</title>
		<description>Contemporary pop again... some reports that it's sold out, but NO!</description>
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