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		<title>Train news</title>
		<description>Hey London tube travellers, Here's a song for you. Only listen to it if you like lots and lots of swearing, and weak b3ta  style graphics over a tune you've heard before mind. I'm not really that arsed about the tube strike today as, HEY, I'm well ou... </description>
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		<title>Erik is angry</title>
		<description>because he hates being photographed from behind, like a girly-man&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<title>Erik Bloodaxe</title>
		<description>is not hip hop</description>
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		<title>Ooh, big lightning strike</title>
		<description>A humongous lightning strike right overhead yesterday afternoon, I very nearly dirtied myself, must have been right overhead and I thought it was a bomb. Not nice.</description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1175/Ooh,+big+lightning+strike</link>
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		<title>RE: Ooh, big lightning strike</title>
		<description>NO COMMENT.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;MMH1</description>
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		<title>RE: Ooh, big lightning strike</title>
		<description>ugh..lightning strike!...brings back horrible images of a clash tribute band in camoflage trousers.</description>
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		<title>Why's it always Rik Waller?</title>
		<description>In Kent Children in Need - BBC appeal will be broadcast from Medway on Friday 18th November. The county will be awash with fund-raising events to collect cash for the BBC Children in Need appeal.On Friday 18 NovemberIn Medway the Black Lion Leisure C... </description>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/4156/Why%27s+it+always+Rik+Waller%3F</link>
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		<title>Rail workers set date for strike</title>
		<description>Workers at South Eastern Trains (SET) are to stage a one-day strike on Monday 5 December in protest at plans to reduce booking office staff, says the BBC, saw this on TV this morning too. This covers Folkestone and is all about not replacing ticket o... </description>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Ulrika Johnsson</title>
		<description>Last night, the second to last flight to land. Apparently she was all cuddly with her blerk on the plane, but they weren't together when they left and she was picked up by some old giffer. She looked pretty normal and didn't seem to be in a bad mood ... </description>
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		<title>Rik Mayall</title>
		<description>Saw him on Sunday walking passed M&amp;S clutching a brown satchel to his chest like his life depended on it.  Quite grey and wearing a red flowery shirt.</description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Ken Explains Tube Strike Chaos Confusion Catastrophe</title>
		<description>Ken Livingstone (he likes newts, but not pigeons) has at last spoken out on the cause of yesterday's tube chaos.&quot;It's all down to that Bob Kiley&quot;, he claimed.Bob Kiley, former NYC Metropolitan Transportation Authority Chairman was appointed by Mayor ... </description>
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		<title>Friends of PopEx</title>
		<description>1. Computer Shopper for saying &quot;Popex is one of the internet's most cleverly designed games&quot; among other things in it's review in today's magazine.2. Club Beer for making good use of a free PopEx Chums Board and also inviting us to the Dodgy aftersho... </description>
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		<category>computer shopper</category>
		<category>club beer</category>
		<category>tube strike</category>
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		<title>Beat the Tube Strike</title>
		<description>What better way to celebrate the tube strike than leaping around like a loony at Radio 4, 21 Notting Hill Gate this Wednesday, May 2.Captain Soul and Spare Snare play live, and there will be the usual eclectic disk-jockeying, and also &quot;a full quota o... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6982/Beat+the+Tube+Strike</link>
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		<title>Ooh lightning strike!</title>
		<description>No trains from Folkestone for the forseeable, because of a lighting strike over night, we do get all the action here don't we. They can't put on any replacement busses until after the school run as they're all in use. I'm getting a lift in today so I... </description>
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		<category>trains</category>
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		<title>Rugby, RESULT</title>
		<description>What a great game and result on Saturday! we started off as usual with a trip to Canterbury, where there was a local food fair on, with stalls and demonstrations and things, and lots of local food producers in attendance. Got some bread and some plan... </description>
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		<category>rugby</category>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>postal strike</category>
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		<title>Crikey spikey</title>
		<description>Best off for the console table was £150 in the end, I think someone paid too much for that. It comes down to where you live though, I could pay fifty pounds more for a piece of furniture I wanted that was in Kent than I would if it was not, just to s... </description>
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		<category>buffy</category>
		<category>torchwood</category>
		<category>furniture</category>
		<category>oak</category>
		<category>habitat</category>
		<category>radius</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10852/Crikey+spikey</link>
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		<title>At FOWA 2010</title>
		<description>I'm in London now, at FOWA (guess there was no need to say FOWA 2010. It's afternoon tea break and I'm waiting for two more talks, one on emotional interface design and then another (the third today) on HTML5. Been OK so far, aimed more at a manageri... </description>
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		<category>future of web apps</category>
		<category>the brewery</category>
		<category>kings cross st pancras</category>
		<category>tube strike</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13732/At+FOWA+2010</link>
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		<title>Bottom</title>
		<description>&lt;strong&gt;Rik Mayall&lt;/strong&gt; and &lt;strong&gt;Adrian Edmondson&lt;/strong&gt;, the first of the Bottom tours...</description>
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		<category>guildhall</category>
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		<title>DigiFestUK Southeast</title>
		<description>[quote]Short film night opening what we hope will eventually become a full scale film festival.  Special guest veteran stage and screen actor Ken Colley (Admiral Piett in The Empire Strikes Back and [arti... </description>
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		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
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		<title>Erik Truffaz &amp; Sly Johnson</title>
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		<title>National Space Centre Day Entry, We Are Astronomers Show, Includes: The Garrison Strikes Back event</title>
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		<title>Metrik presents Heidi, Mick Cos, Dan Cos, Dan Farserelli</title>
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		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Erik Hassle</title>
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		<title>Brick Up - The Wirral Strikes Back!</title>
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		<title>Sway</title>
		<description>+ DJ 279 + Afrikan Boy  Bubbz + More. Hip Hop.</description>
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		<title>Bowling for Soup: An Acoustic Evening with Jaret and Erik in Manchester</title>
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		<title>Bowling for Soup: An Acoustic Evening with Jaret and Erik in Birmingham</title>
		<description>64.90</description>
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		<title>Bowling for Soup: An Acoustic Evening with Jaret and Erik in London</title>
		<description>70.40</description>
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