The Sussex WealdThere's lots of info on that area at <a href="http://www.thesussexweald.org">thesussexweald.org</a>Sexy MarmiteSome part or other of Rolling Stone magazine has made MJ Hibbett and the Validators their album of the year, read all about it...Also while I'm here a reminder to check out sexy marmite, which Mark keeps up to date via the medium of weblog, and where... so sexyso beautiful, so Swisssex dolls! now EXTRA-CREEPY!click <a href="http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/2004/04/mildly_amusing_.html">here</a> for some weird, japanese (of course) slightly underage-looking 'dutch wives'.RE: sex dolls! now EXTRA-CREEPY!trying again w/link - it got sort of broken last time: http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/2004/04/mildly_amusing_.html <img src="http://www.lee-chapman.com/tokyo_times/images/jewel0201-thumb.jpg">Robot SexMike also says "still can't post - must post this now!! anything called 'robot sex' is good !!" Can anyone post here? Now? Are you all in the big house?RE: Robot Sexwe have escaped from The Big HouseElectric multiple units with a sexy front endThe Guardian has the story about the Folkestone bullet trains, and confirms the idea that they'll only be ready for 2009:The timetable for the trains has slipped by two years. The Strategic Rail Authority hoped to launch local services by the time th... Ex-Sex Pistol Glen MatlockLunchtome, Wednesday 9th January. The jettisoned, now re-instated bassist and eater of Harry Monk sandwiches was poncing along and shot me a look which could only be described as "Yes, that's right it's me". To wit i returned fire with a glance that ... Jason from AHe was standing by the magazine rack next to me reading Kerrang magazine with him in it. I didnt speak to him but he did smile at me, he has cool hair!The Bald Car Salesman from Essex off the tellyHe was in a wedding outfitters and through the window I could see he was trying on a cream tux. Nice.Someone from Red DwarfCan't find his name anywhere, but he had ginger hair and he was "a bit mad" in an episode of Red Dwarf, in series 8 we think...... Sex By Seven6x7's gig last night at the Astoria was FAN BLUDDY TASTIC! They use many layers of guitar based noise to create an amazing aural experience. Also they have an ace lights / lazer show, managing to pull it off without coming over all Pink Floyd, Mrs.Th... Very Sexy WeekendGot a call at 5pm on Friday to say "got a plus one for Trail Of Dead", which was very nice... so went to that, saw Snow Patrol supporting, they were really bloody good, first time I've seen them live, and they were very impressive.Mostly they made me... Sheffield, Sex CityChannelfly plc, the REALLY BLUDDY GRATE multimedia music company, today announces that it will be opening its third Barfly Club in central Sheffield in the autumn. The new club, Barfly Sheffield, will be housed in the former Mojo's Bar at the Nation... An half arsed review of Sexy BeastLast night I watched Sexy Beast, starring Ray Winstone, Ben Kingsley and Ian McShane, and directed by music video director Jonathon Glazier. Ray Winstone plays Gal (short for Gary, he's not a girl) a gangster who's retired to Spain, but is destined t... This looks good<a href="http://b3ta.com"><img src="http://www.b3ta.co.uk/flyer.jpg" /> </a> Listen out for DJ Sex Killer and his hour of Cock Rock.Some light sexy reliefToday there will mostly be Pulp related stories here, here is something to clear the palette; A fan site dedicated to new girl in the big brother house, Claire Strutton...Seems to be a sexy day in the press today to me... not only are some tabloids c... Sexiest and least ghost-like ladyAnd the award goes to Hilary Woods of JJ72! Well, at least according to the Melody Maker (and a shy press officer who made me promise not to tell anyone).And they're on tour throughout October:3rd Wrexham Central Station, 4th Stoke Sugarmill, 5th Lei... I Wanna (Es)Sex You UpFREE STUFF! Want to see Rachel Stamp? For free? Do you live in Essex? Ahhh, you knew there'd be a catch...An anonymous punter has sent in three pairs of tickets to see Rachel Stamp at Harlow Square, Essex... it's an Over 16 Venue, doors at 7.30, and ... Never mind the 'StonesHere's the SEX KITTENS!Rolling Stones tickets sold out in 15 minutes apparently, get ready on that redial button for your Atomik Kitten tickets, they go on sale in the morning:21st Nov Brighton Centre22nd Nov Birmingham NEC24th Nov Bournemouth Intern... Matthew Kelly Child Sex QuizToday's Metro headline... What a crap idea for a TV show!No we're NOT having a paedo-sweepstake (pound in, if "your celeb gets busted next you win the pot)... No seriously, don't go naming and shaming, or guessing at who might be a celebrity child ab... Squirrel plants super walnut treeA lovely gardening story, not that much squirrel content actually. Now onto the weekend review!We went to Rye, and it is nice. We mooched around some very very old buildings and shops and things, and had a look inside [abe]Henry James[/abe]' house, a... Sex Pistols Experienceperhaps anyone searching for the Sex Pistols Experience should try www.sexpistolsexperience.co.uk ??Mothers day update from The George in RyeMothers Day is nearly here. If you haven't sorted anything out yet, fear not: we're hosting a Mothering Sunday Lunch at The George in Rye.Your mum will feel like royalty and you can all enjoy a lovely menu from our head chef Rod, full of the promises... Tallboy!Low starting price, only a fiver as I write this. Collect from Crowborough, Sussex.Harry being very good right now, a bit unsettled after I gave him a 2.30 bottle feed, but apart from that brilliant.Off down town again for a walk. You do see the same... Folkestone, ESSEX?Mr Varley, from Folkestone, Essex, has branded the blunder 'horrendous', no Daily Mail I label YOU horrendous! Is there really another Folkestone in Essex, or have the made an error that is just about as horrendous as a stanley knife blade in a baby'... Do you wanna live in Sandgate, Sandgate, Sandgate..?A friend texted earlier to say that the local news were reporting paedophile glam rocker Gary Glitter has moved to Sandgate. We heard this rumour a few months ago, not sure why it just surfaced on the news today. It's in The Metro today, though these... None more steam punkGuy who made this "hates the term, and really hadn�t intended it to be yet another me-too steampunk device", DUH, it is literally steam powered punk!Via synthgear.com and @stuartdredge.... Sexual assault in FolkestoneNot Folkestone actually, but Cheriton... it's on the BBC now, says women there but on the twitter and facebook people are saying it was a teenage girl.In the interests of balance, and to prove not all the worst news happens here, some people delibera... Phoenix FestivalI clearly remember David Devant and Holy Barbarians, David Bowie, Sex Pistols and Foo Fighters too I think, must have seen a lot more though...David EssexHowd, me clowse, down't let me gow, ow now. Hmm, am I making him sound brummy? How long before Leo Sayer is back at the LCH that's what I want to know...Sex Pistols Experience8.00London Fetish Fair adult fetish fashion market, BDSM After Party Club Vandersexxx, SM workshop 3:30, Kinky Cabaret 8p.m., All day dungeon playspace & market8.00Middlesex Sevens in LondonMiddlesex Sevens tickets for 14/08/2010Sex Pistols Experience + Public Imitation Ltd., SupportJohnny Flynn & The Sussex WitOnce in a Lifetime in CardiffDavid Essex Born: Jul 23, 1947 in Plaistow, London, England Active: '70s, '80s, '90s Major Styles: Teen Idol, Pop/Rock Instrument: Vocals, Producer Representative Albums: "Best of David Essex," "Rock...Sex Pistols Experience, Public Imitation Ltd10.00Sex Pistols Experience, Public Imitation Ltd, Full Live Tribute Show Band10.00Sex Pistols Experience + Public Imitation Ltd., Support10.00Once in a Lifetime Tour 2010 : VIP PACKAGE, Osmonds, David Essex, LeoLeo Sayer Born: May 21, 1948 in Shoreham-on-Sea Active: '70s, '80s, '90s Major Styles: Soft Rock, Singer/Songwriter, Pop/Rock Instrument: Vocals Representative Albums: "The Very Best of Leo Sayer," "Just...Film @ Quarterhouse - Sex & Drugs & Rock & RollA biography of Ian Dury who was stricken with polio at a young age and defied expectations by becoming one of the founders of the punk-rock scene in Britain in the 1970s. Starring Andy Serkis and Ray Winstone. 8pmJohnny Flynn & the Sussex WitJohnny Flynn & The Sussex Wit10.00Sex Pistols tributeSex Pistols Experience + Public Imitation Ltd., Support10.00Dave Corsby SextetJazzT20 Cricket: Middlesex v Kent in London110.00Johnny Flynn & The Sussex Wit in Birmingham64.90Johnny Flynn & The Sussex Wit in London71.50Christopher Nott - David Essex and 70s heartthrobs 8.30pm £25 three course mealnewElton John in Sussex185.90The Cover Up - All the Way from EssexBrilliant Mod Band who have just been supporting Bad Manners. 6-10pm FreePeter Andre in Essex54.95The Wanted with The Wanted & Alexandra Burke in Essex75.90Carter The Unstoppable Sex Machine in Manchester69.30