<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rdf:RDF xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:rdf="http://www.w3.org/1999/02/22-rdf-syntax-ns#" xmlns:rdfs="http://www.w3.org/2000/01/rdf-schema#" xmlns:foaf="http://xmlns.com/foaf/0.1/" xmlns:xlink="http://www.w3.org/1999/xlink/"><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/887/Feeling+like+Shit+!!!!!"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Feeling like Shit !!!!!</dc:title><dc:description>So pleased to hear that you are feeling like shit this monrning - I got hammered last night and I doubt I drunk no more than 6 pints !!Even Dom was rough, but that was yesterday today is another day !!!PS - Checked out DEANO, only three references !!... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1163/Oh+shit"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Oh shit</dc:title><dc:description>I've just discovered that Bambi died in the 80s. From, like, drugs. </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/1284/Holy+shit+I+want+this+BBQ"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Holy shit I want this BBQ</dc:title><dc:description>&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.firebox.com/index.html?dir=firebox&amp;action=product&amp;pid=797&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.firebox.com/pic/p797ex4.gif&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1645/it%27ll+be+muddy+and+shit+anyway."><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>it'll be muddy and shit anyway.</dc:title><dc:description>like the football.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;(ps. my pagerank is higher than yours.)&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3181/Waterloo+and+shitty+line+more+like"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/folkestone" /><dc:title>Waterloo and shitty line more like</dc:title><dc:description>My new way of getting to the train (Chancery Lane - Tottenham Court Road - Charing Cross) was pretty quick yesterday but THE STORM on the way to the tube was frightening! AND, this morning, I tried coming via the Waterloo and City line, and it sucked... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3713/yeah+it%27s+a+bit+shitty"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>yeah it's a bit shitty</dc:title><dc:description>how long you had yours? If it's still within warranty it's worth making a fuss, mate at work is on his FOURTH one... Mine's well out of date though.Pleased to find out the battery life on those Sony's is more like FIFTY hours, not what I thought at a... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4622/It%27s+a+good+job+shit+spelling+isn%27t+fatal"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>It's a good job shit spelling isn't fatal</dc:title><dc:description></dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7377/PopEx:+Pile+of+shite"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/popex" /><dc:title>PopEx: Pile of shite</dc:title><dc:description>Ginger &quot;Ginger&quot; Wildheart, who some of our older viewers may remember from the beat combo &quot;The Wildhearts&quot; has spewed forth a bilious verbal attack against the website that we know and love...No Wildhearts, Clam Abuse or SS666? Sounds like a pile of ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7443/Bands+From+London+Are+Shit"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Bands From London Are Shit</dc:title><dc:description>Leicester's answer to Billy Bragg (but with more swearing) MJ HIBBETT is playing live at the Kentish Town Bull and Gate tonight. Also appearing are Johnny Domino, and some other bands. It will be GRATE, read more details here.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7473/Win+tickets+to+Scalarama+II"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/scala" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/scalarama" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/wedding+present" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/mj+hibbett" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/popex" /><dc:title>Win tickets to Scalarama II</dc:title><dc:description>Scalarama II is happening at the, uh, &quot;Scala&quot;, Kings Cross, North London, on the 7th of October and FACK MY OLD BOOTS if we don't have 3 pairs of tickets to give away!To win them, click this question: Which popEx artist isn't playing  Scalarama II?It... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7483/Having+the+time+of+your+life"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Having the time of your life</dc:title><dc:description>As predicted here a week or two ago, Kylie Minogue performed Abba's Dancing Queen at the close of the 2000 Sydney Olympics... Way to go KYLIE!What can replace the Olympics in our lives? Only MUSIC - when will there be a Music Olympics? The guestlist ... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7572/Moca+make+some+noize"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/popex" /><dc:title>Moca make some noize</dc:title><dc:description>Moca are warming up for debut album Fizzy Pop by playing a few dates this week. And next week...They'll be making a spectacle at the Social in Nottingham on the 10th July, they’re special guests of The Queens Of Noize at the Barfly on the 18th and wi... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/7782/Was+it+HOT+at+the+weekend+or+WHAT%3F"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:title>Was it HOT at the weekend or WHAT?</dc:title><dc:description>Went to the Red Bull Flug Tag thing in Hyde Park at the weekend, was that a victim of it's own success or WHAT? Haven't read any reviews of it yet, I'd imagine they'll all rave about it as it looked like it was GREAT - if you were in the press enclos... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11918/an+evening+of+clairvoyance+with+psychic+medium+colin+fry+tickets+selling+fast"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/colin+fry" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/colin+fry+tickets" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/clairvoyance" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/clairvoyant" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/psychic" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/medium" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/bullshit" /><dc:title>an evening of clairvoyance with psychic medium colin fry tickets selling fast</dc:title><dc:description>Still getting lots of searches for this sort of nonsense here:Colin Fry - The People's Medium10 , 19:30:00 at 254211/10/12 Playhouse, Whitley Bay tickets I disapprove heartily.... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.clarkeology.com/m/12885/RT:+@philipbeel+...an+attack+by+zombies+http://bit.ly/lJQtq"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/zombies" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/pride+and+prejudice+and+zombies" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/zombie+attack" /><dc:title>RT: @philipbeel ...an attack by zombies http://bit.ly/lJQtq</dc:title><dc:description>Science ponders 'zombie attack'By Pallab GhoshScience correspondent, BBC NewsIf zombies actually existed, an attack by them would lead to the collapse of civilisation unless dealt with quickly and aggressively.That is the conclusion of a mathematical... </dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Baby-Bird-Astoria/9303.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/club" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/bar" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/dj" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/venue" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/chain" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/ticketmaster" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/closed" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:title>Baby Bird</dc:title><dc:description>plus &lt;strong&gt;Idlewild&lt;/strong&gt;, &lt;strong&gt;Scott 4&lt;/strong&gt;, and &lt;strong&gt;Unbelievable Truth&lt;/strong&gt; - unbelievably SHIT more like. &lt;strong&gt;Thom Yorke&lt;/strong&gt;'s brother's band. Part of &lt;strong&gt;NME Brats&lt;/strong&gt; week.</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/The-Cure-Marlowe-Theatre/12624.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/theatre" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/music" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/booze" /><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:title>The Cure</dc:title><dc:description>Was pencilled for &lt;strong&gt;Canterbury Uni&lt;/strong&gt; but moved to &lt;a class=&quot;tag&quot; href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/wiki/canterbury+odeon&quot;&gt;the Odeon&lt;/a&gt;... Support from &lt;strong&gt;Joy Division&lt;/strong&gt;, HOLY FUCKING SHIT, what a lineup!</dc:description></rdf:Description><rdf:Description rdf:about="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/SHIT-THE-BED-VS-THE-BLAST-4TH-BIRTHDAY-High-Contrast-Joker-Boy-8-Bit-Mad-Professor-Live-N-Type-DBRIDGE-INSTRA-MENTAL-SP-MC-Autonomic-showca-Reso-Netsky-Baobinga-Warrior-One-Man-Like-Me-Heatwave-Interface-Motion-Skate-Park/221393.html"><dc:date></dc:date><dc:subject rdf:resource="http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig" /><dc:title>SHIT THE BED VS THE BLAST 4TH BIRTHDAY, High Contrast, Joker, Boy 8 Bit, Mad Professor (Live), N-Type, DBRIDGE, INSTRA:MENTAL & SP:MC (Autonomic showca, Reso, Netsky, Baobinga, Warrior One, Man Like Me, Heatwave, Interface</dc:title><dc:description>16.00</dc:description></rdf:Description></rdf:RDF>
