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		<title>Fiver shortage!</title>
		<description>Heard a sort of interesting thing today, well overheard it, on the 106 actually. This guy sat in front of me was telling his mate he'd met someone in from the royal mint who is personally responsible for five pound notes. 80% of five pounds are distr... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/385/Fiver+shortage!</link>
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		<title>Folkestone houses and flats we have shortlisted</title>
		<description>Just from this agent, just for Folkestone, just for today... man it's a long process...177... 119... 20... 204... 167... 164... 218... 203... 213... 81... 11... ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/534/Folkestone+houses+and+flats+we+have+shortlisted</link>
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		<title>Firefox Help: Keyboard Shortcuts</title>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2798/Firefox+Help:+Keyboard+Shortcuts</link>
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		<title>Clare Short</title>
		<description>Short and dumpy yet quite 'handsome' in her way she was striding with purpose form the Houses of parliament on Monday,  I guess to the Governement office I was visiting.She checked me up and down and gave me the once over. I am not sure if I feel pro... </description>
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		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/5717/Clare+Short</link>
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		<title>Food is short in the world of Technosphere</title>
		<description>Events for PaulyJnr (id 126466)To see all the events online with hyperlinks go to :http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/events.exe?id=126466To see creature information go to :http://www.technosphere.org.uk/cgi-bin/info.exe?id=126466Current Time is:... </description>
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		<category>technosphere</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6781/Food+is+short+in+the+world+of+Technosphere</link>
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		<title>Starsailor Tour</title>
		<description>Starsailor are out on their first proper headlining tour in March, and a lazy ambling stroll it is too... They take in: Oxford Zodiac (March 19th) Bristol Fleece &amp; Firkin (22nd) Liverpool Lomax (24th) Birmingham Little Academy (25th) Manchester Unive... </description>
		<category>popex</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/6870/Starsailor+Tour</link>
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		<title>It's just a short contract</title>
		<description>I'll make the site flash and make a noise when I get something permanent... it is a game, but not for a game company, for an agency. Will report back when it goes live!</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/9722/It%27s+just+a+short+contract</link>
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		<title>Short weekend</title>
		<description>Where did that go then? I'm sure I was only at work an hour or so ago and now it's time to go back again... Tired today, had quite an action packed weekend that just went too fast. Started off with work drinks in Trashford, a couple in the Phoenix (S... </description>
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		<category>camera</category>
		<category>weekend</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<category>ashford</category>
		<category>folkestone</category>
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		<title>Another break for Lost and a very short season?</title>
		<description>This from Dark UFO (LOOK OUT though, there be spoilers there!):Episode 4.09 24th AprilEpisode 4.10 1st MayEpisode 4.11 8th MayEpisode 4.12 15th May - Finale Part 1Episode 4.13 22nd May - Finale Part 2So no more episodes for six weeks, and then a very... </description>
		<category>lost</category>
		<category>tv</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11070/Another+break+for+Lost+and+a+very+short+season%3F</link>
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		<title>Went back to Escondido on Saturday</title>
		<description>Good meal in Escondido in Sandgate Saturday, bit disappointed that they STILL don't have the full menu up and running, I guess this is the future for them. They seem to have settled on a short menu, probably that is the most profitable and easiest to... </description>
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		<category>sandgate</category>
		<category>gate 28</category>
		<category>wine</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12241/Went+back+to+Escondido+on+Saturday</link>
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		<title>When did twitter stop shortening urls automatically?</title>
		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>library</category>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>tinyurl</category>
		<category>bitly</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/12546/When+did+twitter+stop+shortening+urls+automatically%3F</link>
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		<title>bit.ly unshorten api call doesn't work :-(</title>
		<description>Here's their example oh yeah works fine in JSON but what if I want xml? That's not valid xml, so my xml parser isn't picking it up. Can't have a node starting with a number like that. Why put the value in as one of the node names like that anyway? Wo... </description>
		<category>bitly</category>
		<category>apib</category>
		<category>bitly api</category>
		<category>work</category>
		<category>xml</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13022/bit.ly+unshorten+api+call+doesn%27t+work+:-%28</link>
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		<title>oops there's a bug in twitter's new t.co url shortener then</title>
		<description>People are able to use it to XSS attack, basically post some javascript on twitter.com that will be executed. Mostly this javascript is then making you post another tweet without realising it, passing on the original code. This is a neat twitter worm... </description>
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		<category>twitter virus</category>
		<category>twitter worm</category>
		<category>xss attack</category>
		<category>xss scripting</category>
		<category>virus</category>
		<category>worm</category>
		<category>cross site scripting</category>
		<category>javascript</category>
		<category>twitter</category>
		<category>twitter virus</category>
		<category>twitter hacked</category>
		<category>t.co</category>
		<category>url shortener</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/13717/oops+there%27s+a+bug+in+twitter%27s+new+t.co+url+shortener+then</link>
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		<title>TV</title>
		<description>This week we have watched new crime show Death In Paradise and Ricky Gervais // Warwick Davies comedy Life's Too Short. The former is nice and gentle and very guessable, a Caribbean Midsomer Murders, but enjoyable enough. The latter is very funny, so... </description>
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		<category>escondido</category>
		<category>nct</category>
		<category>children in need</category>
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		<title>Suede</title>
		<description>Last gig ever! Played some great sets, the gig seemingly got chopped short, we left to the ghostly strains of &quot;We'll Meet Again&quot;... I hope we do.</description>
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		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>venue</category>
		<category>chain</category>
		<category>ticketmaster</category>
		<category>closed</category>
		<category>gig</category>
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		<title>Monsters of Rock</title>
		<description>AC/DC, Metallica, Motley Crue, Queensryche, and the Black Crowes. A pretty special line up at the top of the bill, shame it was the shortest Donington bill ever. Got a coach up from Portsmouth. m/... </description>
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		<category>festival</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Monsters-of-Rock-Castle-Donington/9096.html</link>
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		<title>Ten Years After</title>
		<description>&lt;blockquote&gt;left [the Derek and the Domino's gig] very early to go see Ten Years After at the Leas. They were excellent, having stood in for Jethro Tull at short notice. - Nick Ashman&lt;/blockquote&gt; - so, guessing that makes it this date!</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Ten-Years-After-Leas-Cliff-Hall/13417.html</link>
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		<title>Trombone Shorty and Orleans Avenue</title>
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		<category>music</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Trombone-Shorty-and-Orleans-Avenue-Jazz-And-Blues-Cafe-formerly-Soul-Cafe-/218143.html</link>
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		<title>DigiFestUK Southeast</title>
		<description>[quote]Short film night opening what we hope will eventually become a full scale film festival.  Special guest veteran stage and screen actor Ken Colley (Admiral Piett in The Empire Strikes Back and [arti... </description>
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		<category>chilli</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>music</category>
		<category>dj</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>cafe</category>
		<category>coffee</category>
		<category>pool</category>
		<category>quiz</category>
		<category>jukebox</category>
		<category>darts</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/DigiFestUK-Southeast-Chambers/15223.html</link>
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		<title>Screen South - Successful Shorts: Screening The Other Man by Dictynna Hood</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Screen-South-Successful-Shorts-Screening-The-Other-Man-by-Dictynna-Hood-Silver-Screen-Cinema/18601.html</link>
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		<title>UCF Open Day</title>
		<description>Interested in a career in business or want to run your own business?  Bridge to Business is a free short course that runs one day a week for four weeks starting Tuesday 13 November.   Classes and workshops take place between 10amâ€“3pm.  Ideal for th... </description>
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		<category>university</category>
		<category>college</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/UCF-Open-Day-University-Centre-Folkestone/29576.html</link>
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		<title>Chimaera Gallery</title>
		<description>will reopen following a short period of closure for building maintenance works.   The first Group Exhibition will feature the work of Maiuko, one of Chimaera's Directors.   The main room will also be showing the work of many other local artists...</description>
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		<category>gallery</category>
		<category>shop</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Chimaera-Gallery-Chimerea-Gallery/31625.html</link>
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		<title>Yves Langlois</title>
		<description>Superb Cajun Night, Yves Langlois back for a short time from France.This will be a great night out.</description>
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		<category>food</category>
		<category>vegetarian</category>
		<category>real ale</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Yves-Langlois-Hook-and-Hatchet/32086.html</link>
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		<title>Just Blaze vs The Alchemist - The Sound-Clash, Spin Doctor, Shortee Bl</title>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Just-Blaze-vs-The-Alchemist-The-Sound-Clash-Spin-Doctor-Shortee-Bl-East-Village/216954.html</link>
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		<title>One Player Short</title>
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		<category>smoking</category>
		<category>terrace</category>
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		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/One-Player-Short-Home-Ground/221503.html</link>
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		<title>Strong and Silent Types</title>
		<description>We're lucky enough to've caught these Dutch Gypsy Jazz Maestro's on a short UK tour. Genuinely a musical highlight! A night of Reindhart-esque joy!Have a listen on - strongandsilenttypes.com Believe me its SO go... </description>
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		<category>cafe</category>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
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		<category>dj</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/Strong-and-Silent-Types-Chambers/230883.html</link>
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		<title>The Lykes of Yew</title>
		<description>To call this folk/rock music alone would be stopping far too short! There’s lots more going on here - http://www.myspace.com/thelykesofyew</description>
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		<category>cafe</category>
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		<category>darts</category>
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		<category>vegan</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>booze</category>
		<category>gig</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/The-Lykes-of-Yew-Chambers/230949.html</link>
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		<title>SHORT FILM NIGHT - Ben Barton</title>
		<description>Roundeye Films presents screening of short films by Folkestone-based poet and filmmaker, Ben Barton.  Shot on super-8 cine film, these grainy films reveal a world of Hollywood glamour, fairytales and dancing insects. www.benbarton.co.uk... </description>
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		<category>creative foundation</category>
		<category>comedy</category>
		<category>bar</category>
		<category>food</category>
		<category>tv / film</category>
		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/gig/SHORT-FILM-NIGHT-Ben-Barton-Quarterhouse/239328.html</link>
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