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		<title>Today I invented a brilliant new thing, called &quot;podcasts&quot;</title>
		<description>Was surfing for news of Kid Rock yesterday, as a friend has been working with him and I was wondering if she'd show up in any paparazzi shots of him stumbling out of nightclubs or anything. No joy there, but he was interviewed by the Guardian yesterd... </description>
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		<title>LONE STAR COMEDY CLUB – FRIDAY  27TH JUNE 2008 AT 7.30</title>
		<description>Following a triumphant show on 31st May The Lone Star Comedy Club returns to the Tower Theatre on North Road at Shorncliffe Garrsion in Cheriton.  The line up for the new show will be EARL OKIN, JAMES SHERWOOD, compere MATT PRICE and a newcomer.Earl ...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30&quot;&gt;Rated 4.07/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11312/LONE+STAR+COMEDY+CLUB+%96+FRIDAY++27TH+JUNE+2008+AT+7.30</link>
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		<title>Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08</title>
		<description>Hevy is extremely excited to be presenting their biggest event so far this August, featuring two of their favourite upcoming bands supporting Turin Brakes at the Leas Cliff Hall.Leas Cliff Hall, FolkestoneFriday 8th August 2008 (08/08/08)Doors 7:00pm...  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;&lt;img alt=&quot;Turin Brakes play the Leas Cliff Hall in August, 08/08/08&quot; src=&quot;http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1392/638384072_55e1c71c64.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt; &lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08&quot;&gt;Rated 4.69/10&lt;/a&gt; on &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.folkestonegerald.com&quot;&gt;Folkestone Gerald&lt;/a&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.folkestonegerald.com/m/11288/Turin+Brakes+play+the+Leas+Cliff+Hall+in+August%2C+08%2F08%2F08</link>
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		<title>Folkestone camera club update</title>
		<description>On 30th March was our 5th digital image competition of the season when our members learn from the judges comments, tips, advice and experience. Our judge was Mr Dave Mason who came to us from Woolwich, a very experienced photographer, and his results... </description>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11103/Mighty+Easter+weekender%2C+with+The+Cure</link>
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		<title>The Luggage, but for real</title>
		<description>The Luggage, from Terry Pratchett's Colour of Magic and other Discworld Novels, and it can be yours, all the money goes to charity.A unique opportunity to own a one-off replica of the luggage as featured in Sky One's adaptation of Terry Pratchett's T... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11089/The+Luggage%2C+but+for+real</link>
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		<title>Terry Pratchett's Colour Of Magic coming to Sky One</title>
		<description>Only just seen a trailer for it, guessing it has not been on yet. Their Hogfather was OK despite not liking the story so I'm sure this will be goood. Interesting to see the same actors playing different characters (though in the same universe), David... </description>
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		<category>tim curry</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11053/Terry+Pratchett%27s+Colour+Of+Magic+coming+to+Sky+One</link>
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		<title>Connections between Lost and The Office</title>
		<description>Looking for the new episode, there are a few fakers out there. Looking on lostpedia for air times, it says the Americans only get episode two today, though Canada gets episode three, and Sky gets episode three on Sunday too. Didn't think much of epis... </description>
		<category>tv</category>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10962/Connections+between+Lost+and+The+Office</link>
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		<title>KISS meet and greet</title>
		<description>Tour Dates Announced February 12, 2008May11 Munich Olympiahalle GERMANY13 Verona Arena ITALY15 Belgrade USCE Stadium SERBIA24 Moscow Olympissky RUSSIA26 St Petersburg Newarena RUSSIAJune4 Hamburg Color Line Arena GERMANY6 Prague Saska Arena CZECH REP... </description>
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		<title>Programming is a poetry for our time</title>
		<description>A fairly new song up on MJ Hibbett's youtube channel, not actually a new song, nor actually even new to youtube as it's been up there for a few days already, but hey I've not seen it and you probably haven't either, so let's pretend it's all new and ... </description>
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		<category>amazon</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10533/Programming+is+a+poetry+for+our+time</link>
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		<title>RE: Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Here in Deal, it woke me at 8.20am. It was like a gust of wind had got in the room - the wardrobe doors rattled and that was about it. Once I noticed the bedroom window wasn't open I figured it must have been an earthquake and went to sleep. Only lat... </description>
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		<title>Boom shake the room!</title>
		<description>Well I suspect you've all been frantically refreshing wondering when I'd report from this morning's earthquake! Amazingly it was three and a half hours ago now, the power was off until just recently so there wasn't a lot I could do, no internets, and... </description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10163/Boom+shake+the+room%21</link>
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		<title>Delivery excitement</title>
		<description>The wife just reminded me that we have our new furniture arriving today, that's exciting! I say furniture, it's our sideboard for the TV to go on.Got a good weekend planned too, back to Blakes, and watching the rugby in Dover before that.More TV rela... </description>
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		<title>Have a look out of my kitchen window</title>
		<description>A lovely sky from the other morning... shepherd's warning indeed!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://flickr.com/photos/folkestonegerald/394271087/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=\&quot;http://farm1.static.flickr.com/151/394271087_a6371d9a33.jpg?v=0\&quot; /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</description>
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		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/10007/Have+a+look+out+of+my+kitchen+window</link>
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		<title>Crash? What crash?</title>
		<description>I hung on for years and years wary of buying convinced there would be a crash. If I'd bought when I first could, even if there had been a crash I'd be better off than I am now. If I'd bought at the very top of the market just before the last crash, I... </description>
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		<title>BT Broadband</title>
		<description>Might upgrade to this, it's about what we're paying anyway... not sure if we can make use of the free calls without buying another phone, but it might work, and as a good techie I ought to be making full use of Skype and internet telephony generally.... </description>
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		<title>Sorry if you had trouble registering</title>
		<description>Sorry you have to register at all to post a comment here, it's just that I've had trouble with spammers... then once I'd put that in place, my system for registering people was faulty anyway, bah, how many potential recruits have I lost for the Folke... </description>
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		<title>Welcome to Miami!</title>
		<description>Or, rather, from Miami, or even (by the time I write this up) hello from England, Miami sends its regards. Just BACK from a trip to the US of States to visit Clare's bro and sister-in-law in the pan-handle bit of the Americas. Tiring flight over to M... </description>
		<category>miami</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8412/Welcome+to+Miami%21</link>
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		<title>Squirrel stamped to death and set on fire</title>
		<description>Don't worry! It wasn't a real squirrel! Oh, it was a person. Marcia Squirrel, 56, was stomped to death at her home in April 2005, and her body was set on fire. On Monday, jurors convicted her son, Ruben Warledo, 37, of one count each of first-degree ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8202/Squirrel+stamped+to+death+and+set+on+fire</link>
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		<title>Firefox extension of the day</title>
		<description>Loving this, instant html validation in firefox, an extension that lets you know if the page you're on has errors / warnings, see:What the extension should look like in situ...This page has none! That's how it should be and that's what that little W3... </description>
		<category>firefox,tax,chilli,validation</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/8196/Firefox+extension+of+the+day</link>
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		<title>What was I going to say?</title>
		<description>Was busy when I came in this morning so I have forgotten the things I had lined up for today's &quot;entry&quot;. Perhaps it was a gripe about the quality of signal from our new sky freesat box - it was far worse than the signal we're getting via the inbuilt f... </description>
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		<title>It's too big!</title>
		<description>The telly is in now, and it's massive and mad! Very pleased with it, got a bit nervous about having to set it up ourselves, but all worked smoothly. The built in digital tuner picked up all digital channels smoothly, even with our bent coathanger of ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4624/It%27s+too+big%21</link>
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		<title>Didn't get an aerial fitted then...</title>
		<description>Guy came, and can't fit an aerial. He was very helpful and has had a good look round, up in the loft and everything, but he says the only place we can get access to put an aerial might not give us a better picture than we're getting now, so it's not ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4586/Didn%27t+get+an+aerial+fitted+then...</link>
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		<title>Squirrels and webcams</title>
		<description>Ew, bogus squirrel rat crossbreed... surely that's just got the mange and lost the fur on it's tail though? It's a bit of a scrappy picture, could be some potatoshopping going on too.Also WOO, cheers Andy, got my webcam up and running in the end - I ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4452/Squirrels+and+webcams</link>
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		<title>PopEx</title>
		<description>I am number 8 in the popex charts, not done this well for a while, even though it's my game... Is this the right time for me to be dumping my good performing shares and buying Shayne Ward (x-factor winner) instead? I'm feeling in the mood for a gambl... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4305/PopEx</link>
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		<title>TOO TIRED</title>
		<description>Blee, still exhausted from a FINE weekend of boozing in the West Country. Had to be up early today anyway, working from home as we had to take our passports to the registrar and give notice to get married. Actually got woken up at SIX THIRTY, a knock... </description>
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		<title>Outspoken Folkestone locals needed</title>
		<description>Hi, Sky News will be in Folkestone on Tuesday afternoon as part of our election coverage, and we're trying to pull together a group of local voters to give us their views on the election - what the big issues are for YOU, and what you make of the thr... </description>
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		<title>Thursday: Day of disappointments</title>
		<description>Three pains in the arse yesterday. Firstly Sky came round to install Sky+, and then went away again saying they can't do it as they don't think we own the wall where they need to put the dish. SO, got a letter from the chair of the freeholding compan... </description>
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		<title>There's a high speed rail link on the way</title>
		<description>Not due for completion until 2009 though, should knock 40 minutes off the journey time... I'm pretty sure I know which tennant it is who's put the sign up, as they've put the same signs in their front window. There's only 4 flats in the block, don't ... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3214/There%27s+a+high+speed+rail+link+on+the+way</link>
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		<title>Folkestone on the telly!</title>
		<description>Good to see Folkestone on TV, on Relocation, Relocation last night... more in the Folkestone Forum... Wednesday night's a great night for TV, with that, Grand Designs, and Desperate Housewives. We're getting Sky+ installed today, though I don't know ... </description>
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