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Caffe Uno - bit poor

I previously promised to write up a recent visit to Caffe Uno:... the lunch not so. We did Caffe Uno, only because we'd like to have an informed opinion on everywhere, I really wasn't expecting much from it and it didn't disappoint.It was Mother's Da...
Rated 6.71/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Weather report part two

Ferocious rain woke us both up in the night, a proper downpour again. Clare got the fear that the weather might have resulted in our pilot light going out (it happened before), which would mean waking up to cold showers, so I got up to check on it. W...

Lottery winner dumps sinner

A HOODIE dad who won �700,000 on the Lottery has split from his girlfriend � after he caught her in bed with his COUSIN.It's our Folkestone soap opera. At the time of writing there are no plans to confiscate their money and hand it over to me as far ...

Spilled

Damn, more evidence for the gradual Americanisation (is that a word?) of the English language... I try hard not to slip into American English as I like the quirkiness and irregularity of UK English e.g. spilt instead of spilled, learnt vs. learned, s...

RE: Too busy being festive to update

I hate bones its so damn unrealistic! And that face thing, purlease.... its badly acted, horribly scripted and even the books are a boring read! Bah bloody humbug

CSI is by far superior and has proper science *gets off soap box*

Ah, Adam Rickitt didn't make it :-(

From the Telegraph:Adam Rickitt, one of the most controversial members of David Cameron's priority list of prospective MPs, has failed in his first attempt to be accepted as a Conservative candidate.Mr Rickitt, 28, a former member of the cast of the ...

What I done on my weekend

Huge weekend then, we really packed quite a lot in. Started off with a Friday off, though still a commute up to London, we had our trips to Admiralty House and Number 10, through Clare's work.Instead of snoozing on the way up to London I took the opp...

EASY! EASY! EASY!

Every morning we watch ten minutes or so of gm.tv while we're having our tea and toast, and every morning one of their news stories is about X-Factor, it's such a huge dirty scam. Today's tale is a terrible example of what I'm on about, as everyone's...

Pauly's 'Stoney Soapbox

I live in Folkestone, Kent, and work in Farringdon, London. I talk about pubs, restaurants, property, commuting, TV (Lost, West Wing, property shows), music, web stuff, and popex, and my lovely rose of Clare...

Crack Down

In Stoke Newington, North London, one dealer serves up cut-price crack from behind the counter of a grocery shop, according to The Sunday Mirror... The killer of a Stokey resident on Upper Street last year has gone down for 14 years. Welcome back to ...

ABC1

Well this new channel looks good doesn't it... all dated American comedy shows and soaps, that's just the sort of new channel we needed! It's an opportunity to see Moonlighting again from the start I suppose.243 was held up today by another motorbike...

RE: Gordon Cunningham

I went to the soap awards party 2 years ago, and he got his nob out, i'm still in therapy.

Stefan Soulwax

Checking out all the soap delights wearing a suit or course.

RE: Daytripper, one way ticket yeah

I am not sure I understand what I am reading here. Something about buying a flat ? You are a first time buyer ? Can you add " translate into Italian or French options (clicking on little flags) to your soapbox page, please. It would make things easie...

Don't fear the beeper

Plan for the day, change submitEvents() to editBill() - what does this mean? You have no idea do you? How queer.Also further Blue Oyster Card fears, if the little scanning device that reads your card is on the right hand side of the ticket barrier, a...

Soapbox plans

This site has instructions on how to make a soap box / go-kart for kids... if anyone reading this could click on "comment" and describe what you were looking for in more detail, maybe we can help the next person who comes along......

Bad Javascript on message boards

As enough people are hitting this site on searching for "soapbox plans" I thought I'd find some, put them up here, and do a good deed. I came across this link, DO NOT CLICK ON IT with javascript turned on, it will redirect you to goatse.cx http://www...

Saving this link for Ron

dataconnection.comAlso PLANS (no, not soapbox plans) for the week:Make a script with a URL like http://www.barflyclub.com/who/are/my+morning+jacket that works like my band bible scriptMake better use of Cache.pmMake some favelets / bookmarklets that ...

Cain Dingle off Emmerdale

The afternoon of Friday 21st September 2001, the king of soap monkey-boys was purchasing beer and cat food...

Chris and Kim Tate from Emmerdale

Wednesday 10 January 2001, 10.30pm. I was just ducking into Liberties for a few swift drinks before closing. As I arrived, this couple were just coming out and I rudely barged in before they could leave (it was freezing outside). Once in, my frie...

Let's get SOAPY

Look out for a duo called SOAP, they're from Denmark, and that's where I was at the weekend... didn't actually see them (uh, I don't think, see messages passim) but I saw lots of posters.And that is the end of my news bulletin, can I go back to bed n...

If you are old and poor, log off now

In a SHOCKING report from airtime buying agency, they make the astonishing claim that "Da Ali G Show" is better than top Channel 5 soap "Family Affiars"...This is based on the fact that cool young rich people like funny entertaining shows like Ali G ...