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		<title>ASUS EEE big size!</title>
		<description>Slashdot has a link to the first full review of the big size ASUS EEE micro laptop. So check it out! Despite the fact they make a pink one, I'm less convinced than I was before that this is the right laptop for (say) someone's mother. It might still ... </description>
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		<title>Mighty Easter weekender, with The Cure</title>
		<description>Hope you've all had as good an extended weekend as I have. As is usual when I've been off for a few days and not written up just went on immediately, I'm starting to forget it all. We're up now, on the last day of our five day break and I have a few ... </description>
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		<category>music</category>
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		<category>arena</category>
		<category>easter</category>
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		<category>the cure</category>
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		<title>Canterbury, but not house hunting</title>
		<description>Not a bad weekend. Started on a bum note, with a death, my sister's ma-in-law passed away unexpectedly on Friday, so thoughts with all the families involved obviously. Saturday we stayed local, didn't go to Canterbury as Clare was having lunch with h... </description>
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		<category>canterbury</category>
		<category>caffe uno</category>
		<category>cafe venezia</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/11029/Canterbury%2C+but+not+house+hunting</link>
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		<title>Magic darts</title>
		<description>Turned on the final of the Lakeside World Championship last night while we were having tea (Sunday, so chilli), and nearly turned it right off again as it looked like a bit of an embarrassing white washing, Martin Adams bein six sets to nill up again... </description>
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		<category>folkestone</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<category>stokey</category>
		<category>shopping</category>
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		<title>Too much</title>
		<description>Done far too much since my last posting to remember it all, but here's a go... Thursday was my last proper day at work, though they've asked me to stay on for another week, so that's christmas paid for. That night we were out for the popbitch christm... </description>
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		<title>It's Not Easy Being Green</title>
		<description>I quite enjoyed this programme last night, if you have not seen it here's a book of it, it's about a family who obviously have a shitload of money becoming an eco commune. Generally, posh hippies make me want to kick the telly in, but this was quite ... </description>
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		<title>RE: X-Files???</title>
		<description>oh my god...i have to say i've just drenched my monitor in laughter spit! also, i would like to say for the record, that i'm pretty sure it was me who he upset first...! </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/4749/RE%3A+X-Files%3F%3F%3F</link>
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		<title>London Crawling</title>
		<description>Great weekend in London, a bit of a change of scene for us. Came up Saturday afternoon, and did a bit of shopping, a nice new pair of trousers and a shirt, to wear to the evening's party. This was at The Corner Store for Stu and Alice's wedding, and ... </description>
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		<title>Pub golf</title>
		<description>As part of my round up of the weekend, as I am reminded different bits of it at different times, here is the order of drinking of the pub golf in Exeter on Saturday... we played some real golf first, some pitch and putt anyway, and I thought I did av... </description>
		<category>stag do</category>
		<category>stag night</category>
		<category>stag weekend</category>
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		<title>If you have a downstairs neighbour who annoys you</title>
		<description>Why not bid on ebay the interweb auction site, for indie legend Jim Bob to come around your house (or flat, or even maisonette) to perform 60 minutes of acetastic acoustic versions of all the Jim Bob, and Carter USM... If you win Jim Bob will perform... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/3207/If+you+have+a+downstairs+neighbour+who+annoys+you</link>
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		<title>Text alerts success</title>
		<description>You're now set up to receive Text alerts and you'll receive your first message in 7 working days time. ROCK! It's free and it's going to text me a mini statement once a week, that's cool... Tried to change my address online for proper postal statemen... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2815/Text+alerts+success</link>
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		<title>A bit of 'ush please</title>
		<description>Nice evening out at the Cross Keys and then to the Punjab. The combo of Spitfire and curry have given me a touch of wind today, but at least I have finally asked my ushers to Ush for me on the big day. Still got plenty more to do for the wedding, acc... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2580/A+bit+of+%27ush+please</link>
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		<title>Paul Whitehouse (Fast Show Guy)</title>
		<description> Seen at a Hospital in Archway North London. V. late at night. Did look like there was anything wrong with him. Was mysteriously around the labour ward though?!?!?!www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/profiles/paul_whitehouse.shtml ... </description>
		<category>celebrity</category>
		<category>stalking</category>
		<category>stalking heads</category>
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		<title>Visions of sinking ships</title>
		<description>Mmm, saw a squishing on the road yesterday, not a pigeon, hedghog, or even a squirrel though, which are fairly common, this one was a RAT. This made me think that the rat must have been desparately trying to escape from something to be travelling acr... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/2218/Visions+of+sinking+ships</link>
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		<title>The Scaffold</title>
		<description>Got home yesterday to find scaffolding up past the (second floor) kitchen window, guess this means the roof and the damp problems are getting fixed...In other news Madonna tickets go on sale today, there's a minor fix to Anapod released today, flatma... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/1063/The+Scaffold</link>
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		<title>Happy New Year</title>
		<description>Damn forgot to listen to radio 6...Despite rumours of the new house being built on BRW being marketed for three quarters of a milliion, it's good to see I'm still being sent properties like this 2 bed cottage by the harbour for less than 100k... Hope... </description>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/695/Happy+New+Year</link>
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		<title>Spitalfields</title>
		<description>Spent a few hours today in old Spitalfields market, bought some Sedlescombe organic booze (cider and apple wine) and some Elvis coasters, and seen some prints that we like.I also ordered me a new modern [[http://www.oystercard.com Oystercard, which w... </description>
		<category>spitalfields</category>
		<category>london</category>
		<link>http://www.clarkeology.com/m/307/Spitalfields</link>
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		<title>Weekender!</title>
		<description>Can't decide if Google is being knocked here, even very gently, or just bloggers... it's a bit of a non story and not strictly accurate, in my case anyway. I mostly set this blog up to make a bit of money by advertising, as well as to remind me of st... </description>
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