2008-08-24UTC11:25:42Got a sword and a beard? Want to be in Justin Hawkins' new video?I wouldn't have thought people needed much encouragement to take a weapon along to a Justin Hawkins performance really. Not sure I can make this, but would you like to be in the ex The Darkness frontman's new video?I have been asked to supply big bea... 2008-07-04UTC08:11:31New Cross Murder Map!Just in case you're wondering how close the double murder and firebombing was from my old flat (even though I left there years ago), I just knocked this up for Mum and Dad, to give them a bit of a point of reference.View Larger MapIsn't google maps j... 2007-03-06UTC01:28:21So here's the Guardian story THE MAN couldn't hush upCash for honours: key document names LevyIt's been good for The Guardian I'm sure, I bought one today to see what the fuss was about; on BBC Breakfast this morning they were so wary of the story they didn't even have a copy of the Guardian on their d... 2006-04-04UTC03:47:48Stab death murderer flees to FolkestoneBBC has this nasty story, about someone stabbing their boss because they couldn't have they day off... it was in Hull, but then he fleed to Folkestone.Saman Sali Karim, 26, of Melville Street in the city admitted killing Mark Conway, 28, at Land Food... 2005-09-12UTC12:40:09Hooray for Hollywood!Found a public interweb machine at last, we are in Hollywood, and not been stabbed or shot yet! Just thought I'd check in to let anyone viewing know that we're OK, more later... Hi Dad!2004-11-22UTC11:19:19Best place to be a parentThe Observer says Stokey is the best place to be a parent, aside from the smack, crack and stabbings I guess. Cheerier news from Folkestone, WiMAX trials in January, from someone called www.telabria.com, yeah Folkestone's where it's at baby! Can't wa... 2004-11-03UTC10:53:06Visions of sinking shipsMmm, saw a squishing on the road yesterday, not a pigeon, hedghog, or even a squirrel though, which are fairly common, this one was a RAT. This made me think that the rat must have been desparately trying to escape from something to be travelling acr... 2004-05-28UTC01:46:26It's grim up North LondonNoticed the whole parade of shops near Finsbury Park station was cordoned off by police today, I thought maybe it was something to do with Abu Hamza being arrested, as there were also TV reporters outside the mosque, but NO! Just heard on popbitch th... 2004-01-20UTC09:40:24Clissold Park stabbingBBC say that a 15 year old boy from Finsbury Park has been charged with the stabbing of the jogger in Clissold Park, but it's not related to the murder of Margaret Muller, the jogger in Hackney. So, there's probably not a North London Serial Killer o... 2003-02-18UTC06:32:03New feature...New feature, if you edit your details you will see there's a space where you can write a little personal biog thing about yourself... only 255 chars, but it should be enough for a link to your website or whatever... maybe it'll also work as a .sig ty...