message query for status quo

Mr Gordon Brown refused my demand to abolish religious mythology in schools

Well fancy that. Do you think that one day a boy will ever be born who can swim faster than a shark one of these petitions will provoke anything other than a dismissal? We received a petition asking: "We the undersigned petition the Prime Minister...

I nearly shivered

I nearly shivered just as I got to work, a brace of fire engines raced down Farringdon Road, all sirens blazing. It was too hot for a real shiver, but obviously thoughts all day are with the events of last year... Just looking back to what I wrote on...

Bands you've heard of playing... Portchester?

I thought Portchester was like the island in Lost, there'd been some terrible accident there a while back and tour bus sat nav system just could not see it. There's been another accident and Girls Aloud and Status Quo are to play there this August ba...

Rated 5.05/10 on Folkestone Gerald

Always one to slap a good idea on the back

And not sit in the corner going "ARSE! WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT" I have to congratulate the SchoolDisco.com team. They've got an album out and EVERYTHING!20 tracks that other ironic-disco nightclub have been playing for absolutely ages all in one p...