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		<title>Keira Knightly Masturbation Stories</title>
		<description>No, not really, but I just got a &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.clarkeology.com/misc/search/&quot;&gt;search referral&lt;/a&gt; saying that, nice!</description>
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		<title>PSP update</title>
		<description>I updated Clare's PSP yesterday, it's now got a new version of it's little operating system, which you can download direct from Sony. As well as some security issues and the ability to play Windows Media files now, it's got an RSS reader too. I hope ... </description>
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		<category>gta</category>
		<category>liberty city stories</category>
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		<title>Pop A Go Go</title>
		<description>Pop-A-Go-Go is on Saturday, in Sheffield, and it promises to be GRATE!It's at the Boardwalk, Saturday the 17th of February, and is a tenner for 10 bands all day. Bands playing include MJ Hibbett, Saloon, Big Eyes, Velodrome 2000, The Action Time, Air... </description>
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		<title>Some light sexy relief</title>
		<description>Today there will mostly be Pulp related stories here, here is something to clear the palette; A fan site dedicated to new girl in the big brother house, Claire Strutton...Seems to be a sexy day in the press today to me... not only are some tabloids c... </description>
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		<title>Spoof stories</title>
		<description>Noticed a lot more people recently turning up here having looked for spoof stories or spoof story, mostly as a result of this spoof story about Dickens World. Wonder if it's just coincidence that people are trawling for spoof stories around the time ... </description>
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		<category>the tart</category>
		<category>metro</category>
		<category>the onion</category>
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		<title>Portchester Castle mentioned in the Telegraph today</title>
		<description>Some ghostly nonsense, spoon fed to them by English Heritage:At Portchester Castle, in Portsmouth Harbour, a member of staff heard the sound of horses' hooves and then saw a riderless horse emerge from the walls of the castle, race across the area wi... </description>
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		<title>Remember all those stories in the news about family tax credit being RUBBISH?</title>
		<description>Just registering for family tax credit, well Clare is. Had to phone up to get a form, the guy on the phone asked our income now taking into account the fact Clare is on maternity, and we'll get about twenty quid a week probably. That's just the estim... </description>
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		<category>clare</category>
		<category>family</category>
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		<title>These Daily Mail squirrel stories always seem to be from Fareham</title>
		<description>A couple of these pictures look photoshopped to me though.Happy Halloween everyone. I am particularly looking forward to it as it is profit share pay day tomorrow. We've not had any trick or treaters round here yet, though Clare got some sweets in sp... </description>
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		<title>Holiday Extras vs Eurostar</title>
		<description>&lt;img src=&quot;http://fusion/fusion/images/stories/people_team/Football%20Advert%20copy.jpg&quot; /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not sure where this is, Great Chart somewhere.</description>
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		<category>golf</category>
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		<title>Trumpety Trump!: Stories on a Shoestring, by Objects Dart</title>
		<description>3.00</description>
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		<title>Ghost Stories</title>
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		<title>Some Stories, by Alistair McDowall, Directed by Clive Judd, Vibrant Â</title>
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		<title>Punishment Stories, by Anders Lustgarten, Directed by Zena Birch, Vibr</title>
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		<title>Prom 20: Horrible Histories Free Family Prom in London</title>
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